Aidan, the awsome.

[John Obake]

Aidan is my cat. He sits on my face and bites my lips as I sleep. I'm not even ******** joking.
It may be the most annoying thing that has ever happened to me. He also eats our plastic Christmas tree.  

[water_spirit]

Aiden the asswipe. He's a very cute kitten. I gotta fix the camera so you guys can see him.  

[Goose1125]

lmao! that sounds quite intriguing  

[John Obake]

People think I'm a cutter now cause of him.  

[Goose1125]

ha i hear the same thing when I have my buddys puppy  

[John Obake]

Wow that can be taken alot of ways,  

[tetsmer]

my cat eats are plastic xmas tree too :O  

[DuendeFire]

John Obake

Aidan is my cat. He sits on my face and bites my lips as I sleep. I'm not even ******** joking.
It may be the most annoying thing that has ever happened to me. He also eats our plastic Christmas tree.

Well, my dogs sleep on my face and while i dream jump up and down on my stomach so your cat biting you isn't so bad....  

[tetsmer]

ninja  

[Summomo64]

John Obake

Aidan is my cat. He sits on my face and bites my lips as I sleep. I'm not even ******** joking.
It may be the most annoying thing that has ever happened to me. He also eats our plastic Christmas tree.

i want your p***y... no joke, i want the cat... pervert.  

[water_spirit]

Summomo64

John Obake

Aidan is my cat. He sits on my face and bites my lips as I sleep. I'm not even ******** joking.
It may be the most annoying thing that has ever happened to me. He also eats our plastic Christmas tree.

i want your p***y... no joke, i want the cat... pervert.

Take him, he knocks my ******** curtain down one more time and I'm putting the tree up.  

[DuendeFire]

owww the pour kitty cat!  

[Annafu]

hahahaa, sounds like your cat truly is awesome
people prolly think im a cutter too cause the puppies attack me all the time and for a while their nails weren't cut.
and you think having the cat bite your lip is bad?
try having a total of 13 pounds on your face attacking you in the morning.
clawing through blankets and trying to kill each other to see who can lick more face.
puppies are not always fun to wake up to. :<

also:
they rip up everything! D:
and they tear off branches of our real tree, drag them around and eat them :/
then we find stuff like tinsel and pine needles in their poo D:  

[DuendeFire]

hahahahaha.... the puppys.....