A-Z insults (A word game.)

[John Obake]

Rules. We'll start at A. The point is to use an insult starting with the letter we're on to insult the person above you.
Example: a*****e-b*****d-cuntfaced whore-d***o.

X and Z are hard so the insult must contain them but it doesn't have to start with them.

I'll start Assmaster..  

[Goose1125]

broomstick ******** rectal wart  

[Annafu]

c**t-sucking slime pus
8D
heart

or c**k sucking, whichever you prefer ;]  

[Izzy Fizz]

Dork? D: Doofis? D: I'm not so good at isulting. XD  

[Annafu]

Elephant ball licker
Egg-sucker
Egg-head


I'll have you know that I am personally offended by "Dork".
Our race has flourished over the years and we will one day rule the world!
8D  

[Ragbank]

heart  

[Izzy Fizz]

Glamor girl?Gunlicker? D: I don't know.  

[Annafu]

Heathen! mad
Ham lover ;] ~ (not in the good way)  

[Ragbank]

ignoramus -
eek looked to see if I was spelling that right...is actual word.  

[Goose1125]

jerk off  

[John Obake]

Kitten kicker. xd  

[Goose1125]

lump-eyed peckerwood  

[tetsmer]

muke  

[Izzy Fizz]

Nerd