Lame pick-up Lines!

[miss brightsidee]

I think lame pick-up lines are cute. ;D

"What has 114 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper." redface

Do YOU know any lame pick-up lines?

Discuss
- Pick-up lines
- Hippos ;O  

[Raknid D00M Machine]

"There must be something wrong with my eyes, because i can't get them off you"

o.o waffles  

[Raknid D00M Machine]

"I like your eyes.......I think i want to rip them off !!!" twisted twisted  

[miss brightsidee]

Redator

"There must be something wrong with my eyes, because i can't get them off you"

o.o waffles

Waffles are yummy. domokun  

[Summomo64]

Follow these simple steps with a partner!
"Did you know that the distance from your wrist to you elbow is the same from your elbow to your shoulder? Which is also the same distance from that shoulder to the other? wink " *As you talk about each body part, you place one hand there until you have your arms around them*  

[DuendeFire]

how much does a walrus wiegh?

enough to break the ice! hi may name is *insert name here please*  

[DuendeFire]

or

if you were a boggar i would pick you first!  

[water_spirit]

"Baby I'm worth getting herpes" cool

Oohhh yeah.  

[DuendeFire]

water_spirit

"Baby I'm worth getting herpes" cool

Oohhh yeah.

that is great!!!!! rofl  

[John Obake]

"Pardon me for interrupting, and I'm not trying to make a pass but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much a**!"  

[miss brightsidee]

water_spirit

"Baby I'm worth getting herpes" cool

Oohhh yeah.

OHBBY. redface  

[John Obake]

"Hey baby, lets play carpenter, we get hammered and I'll nail you."  

[DuendeFire]

@ john- that was pervy you pervert!

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!  

[DuendeFire]

oww this one is good..

Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

hehehehe xp  

[somnium yum]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.