your urban definition

[CokePixie]

i was ******** around at work and started messing with urbandictionary, started looking up names, so far hzza, vexxed, sexxed, punkarama and cokepixie have no definitions, heff however has 3! Which are:

1. Heff
Cool. Awesome. Totally rad. Hip.

Dude thats heff!
I know man its awesome!

2. Heff
a complete loser who acts like a woman

nicholas cage in matchstick men

3. <******** Fat a**.
likes to eat Ben Kohner.

that fat a** is so fat. hes almost as fat as Heff..


Some other fun words:
Fraggle
to dry hump, to make sexual and/or grinding movements whilst still fully clothed.

"we totally fraggled last night, man."

Nizzle
A word white people should never ********) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her v****a so's you can bearly get your "head" into it

Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a ******** to beat all ********. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?

Nigglet
1. An african american person of small stature, or young of age.

Get out of here nigglet, you aint ready for this s**t!

2. The spawn (offspring) of a black person.

"Damn, Kmart is full of nigglets."

3. Funny looking african american childeren around a toddelers age. Usualy having an awkwardly large head and walking off-balance.

Awww, look at that little nigglet over there.  

[Sexxed]

i like how all heff's definitions are all completely different  

[punkarama]

I don't get it, why does Heff mean 3 completely different things.

Fraggle will now be part of my daily vocabulary.  

[Heff]

HAHAHAHA!!
It's because I'm a BA gangsta, fa sho.

Did you know that to "Superman Dat Ho" is when you jank on a girl's back and stick a sheet to it so it's like a cape..

And "Spiderman Dat Ho" is when you jank in your hand and throw it on the girl's face.

And there's batman that ho, but I don't remember what it is. I know it's she you're titty ********' a girl, and then I think that you go on her chest and stamp it with something Batman. Or sooomeeething. Idk.  

[punkarama]

Heff

HAHAHAHA!!
It's because I'm a BA gangsta, fa sho.

Did you know that to "Superman Dat Ho" is when you jank on a girl's back and stick a sheet to it so it's like a cape..

And "Spiderman Dat Ho" is when you jank in your hand and throw it on the girl's face.

And there's batman that ho, but I don't remember what it is. I know it's she you're titty ********' a girl, and then I think that you go on her chest and stamp it with something Batman. Or sooomeeething. Idk.

There's the pirate ho, where you c** in her eye and stomp on her foot ... so she's covering her eye and hoping on one foot going arrrr.  

[CokePixie]

you should try looking up paris hilton, now those are some funny definitions  

[Heff]

@Punky~ Hahahaha! That's ******** funny!!

@CP~ Omg. Hahahah!! I'm gonna be stuck reading these for a while.  

[XoKittyBabyoX]

1. Kitty
321 up, 34 down


Kitty (kit'e) n: Soft, cute, playful with fangs and claws.

2. Kitty
171 up, 57 down


1. A small (read: baby) cat.
2. Slang for v****a.

3. Kitty
97 up, 37 down


The word Chris Griffin is always thinking of.

Chris: I'm thinking of a word, and it's not kitty. guess what it is?

Meg: Is it kitty?

Chris: Get outta my head!!
lol

5. kitty
73 up, 61 down


noun, uncountable
a cute and hip Japanese term for someone who is crazy. This word is derived "kichigai" from Japanese. (ah hah!!!!)


Now for my real name

1. Carly
343 up, 91 down


Someone or something that gives you butterflys cause of their sexy apearance in which gives you urges.

2. Carly
25 up, 4 down


A large orgasmic urge.
Usually seen when horny, or turned on.

(HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!)  

[CokePixie]

you left out your third definition:
3. Carly
A type of car saleman who is very dirty, bald and hairy

I'd never buy my car from a carly  

[Heff]

HAHAHAHA! What a ********. =]  

[CokePixie]

i love you heff heart  

[XoKittyBabyoX]

CokePixie

you left out your third definition:
3. Carly
A type of car saleman who is very dirty, bald and hairy

I'd never buy my car from a carly

*looks back up* oh yeah...Whoops...Just put that as meh third. But I'm not dirty bald nor hairy!!! Nor do I sell cars!! Well then again, I'm not attractive (well I don't think so), nor am I an orgasm...O.O....  

[Heff]

I heart you too. =]  

[dtcomix]

omg wtf is up w/ u guy's heads. rofl
teh interwebs at its finest  

[punkarama]

dtcomix

omg wtf is up w/ u guy's heads. rofl
teh interwebs at its finest

Grammar is your friend.