The random crazy funny news thread

[aznkb888]

Here's a thread for the random/crazy/funny news stories that you may see on the internet. Feel free to discuss the links people post. Now to start it off, I found this one the other day. Enjoy.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/08/01/unusual.names.irpt/index.html  

[aznkb888]

Today's interesting news: I hate my sandwich, I'll call 911!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2008/08/05/spivey.911.call.sandwich.wtlv  

[aznkb888]

Not that I'm religious or anything, but I thought this was amusing.

Nebraska state senator sues God:

http://www.ketv.com/news/17099764/detail.html  

[aznkb888]

McCain compared Obama to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Paris fires back:

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/08/06/paris-hilton-fires-back-at-mccains-celeb-ad/  

[threefatesangel]

aznkb888

Not that I'm religious or anything, but I thought this was amusing.

Nebraska state senator sues God:

http://www.ketv.com/news/17099764/detail.html

That's just ******** dumb. On two counts! Suing God is just dumbassery by itself, and the accusation: "of making and continuing to make terroristic threats of grave harm to innumerable persons". WTF It's dumb a** humans that do that. scream I'm just simply frustrated by people's general nature.

Edit: I think I'm missing the round-about point that he's pretending to say, but still. Stupid. ~_~  

[threefatesangel]

Okay the Paris Hilton thing, totally hilarious.  

[AkureiAzumi]

Hahaha, I think the Paris thing is funny too. xd  

[aznkb888]

All American adults to be overweight in 40 years:

http://caffertyfile.blogs.cnn.com/2008/08/07/study-all-adults-could-be-overweight-in-40-years/  

[aznkb888]

Luckiest baby, ever. At least in Chinese terms.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/08/08/ap/strange/main4334908.shtml  

[LuLuLu]

Lucky baby!  

[aznkb888]

Public transportation failures in California:

http://www.autoblog.com/2008/08/07/californias-fastrack-toll-system-cant-be-trusted/

and Massachusetts:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26126287/?GT1=43001

Nothing surprises me anymore with mass transit.  

[aznkb888]

Free money!

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/11/freeway.money.ap/index.html  

[aznkb888]

DIY Electrical Car conversions:

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/ptech/08/14/electric.cars/index.html  

[AkureiAzumi]

Apparently some woman beat up her fiance before their wedding...it's just such a weird and random piece of "news"....
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26229574?GT1=43001  

[aznkb888]

MSNBC.com seems to have good weird news stories. Here's another one. Don't ever lock your keys in your car...especially if you're trying to use it as a getaway.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26232369/