9 of the greatest moments in film history

[primaI]

With all this talk of movie bashing going around the guild, and the general decay of all films as of late (For example, Alien Vs Predator, had potential to be one of the greatest movies ever, but they made it a 15 to get a bigger audence, and thus more money) I decided to do a run down of the 5 greatest moments in Cinema history.

1) From Ichi the Killer - Kakihara tortures Suzuki

So here's whats happening. Kakihara is a member of the Anjo gang. When the boss, Anjo goes missing, the whole gang is determined to find him. He hears a tiny rumour about this guy, Suzuki, and tortures him.



First off, Suzuki comes around to find himself a** naked suspended from the ceiling by meathooks, going through his body. Kakihara then stabs him through the cheek with his cool pin-like knives. Suzuki doesn't know where the boss is, so is continually tortured. Kakihara then continues to pour boiling hot oil on his back and head.



2) From Ichi the Killer - Kakihara cuts off his own tongue.



To apologize about Suzuki, Kakihara cuts off his own tongue, and hands it to Suzuki's boss. Then answers his phone.



3) From Ichi the Killer - Kakihara removes his facial piercings, and lets Longie punch him in the face. Kakihara then catches his fist in his mouth, and graws away at his skin, to the bone.





4) From Ichi the Killer - Ichi slices a hookers abusive boyfriend in half



Theres no real reason for this.




5) From Ichi the Killer - The random little old guy (Fijii) turns out to be a bodybuilder



Hows that for a twist? Screw fight club, we want muscly midgets.

6) From Ichi the Killer - Kakihara blows smoke out of the scars in his face



7) From Ichi the Killer - Ichi slices open a girls throat



So this girl is sent to screw with Ichi's mind, and make him kill again. And he does. Oh, he does.

8] From Ichi the Killer - Kakihara dislocates his jaw and lets it hang loose



9) From Ichi the Killer - Kakihara gets kicked out of the crime syndicate, and makes someone pay.



The victims girlfriend joins in on the other cheek.  

[Hzza]

you really worry me sometimes man

p.s. you missed out the dance sceen from deathrace2000  

[Dreadlock Rasta]

Haha.

Hzza is so funny. That made me laugh.

Anyways. That movie looks sick.  

[Hzza]

i think sexxed should be our new guild mascot  

[punkarama]

I want to see that movie now.  

[Dreadlock Rasta]

Hzza

i think sexxed should be our new guild mascot

Haha, that would be adorable. I'd be all "Hey man, I'm the guild mascot." It would be fun.  

[punkarama]

Sexxed

Hzza

i think sexxed should be our new guild mascot

Haha, that would be adorable. I'd be all "Hey man, I'm the guild mascot." It would be fun.

Well you are a sexy hippy. heart  

[Lucca Ashtear]

Psh. Obviously the best moment in film history is this:

From Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope - A little tall for a stormtrooper!

Right, so there's a scene where C-3PO and R2-D2 are in a control room on the Death Star, and a squadron of Imperial Stormtroopers marches in. Watch carefully...



One Stormtrooper hits his head against the door frame! This scene lives on in infamy, and was never removed from the final cut of the movie. Oh, and better still - on their way out of the room, ALL of the Stormtroopers duck!

Meanwhile, I thought I was the guild mascot! I figured that was the reason I was invited to the guild... after all, the reason WAS 'because ferrets and hippies go together!'  

[Hzza]

Lucca Ashtear

Psh. Obviously the best moment in film history is this:

From Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope - A little tall for a stormtrooper!

Right, so there's a scene where C-3PO and R2-D2 are in a control room on the Death Star, and a squadron of Imperial Stormtroopers marches in. Watch carefully...



One Stormtrooper hits his head against the door frame! This scene lives on in infamy, and was never removed from the final cut of the movie. Oh, and better still - on their way out of the room, ALL of the Stormtroopers duck!

Meanwhile, I thought I was the guild mascot! I figured that was the reason I was invited to the guild... after all, the reason WAS 'because ferrets and hippies go together!'

you can both be the mascot, i dont want any tension here man, your killing my buzz!  

[punkarama]

We'll have 2 mascots.  

[primaI]

Everyone can be mascots except me; I will be Kaiser.  

[primaI]

Lucca Ashtear

Psh. Obviously the best moment in film history is this:

From Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope - A little tall for a stormtrooper!

Right, so there's a scene where C-3PO and R2-D2 are in a control room on the Death Star, and a squadron of Imperial Stormtroopers marches in. Watch carefully...



One Stormtrooper hits his head against the door frame! This scene lives on in infamy, and was never removed from the final cut of the movie. Oh, and better still - on their way out of the room, ALL of the Stormtroopers duck!

Meanwhile, I thought I was the guild mascot! I figured that was the reason I was invited to the guild... after all, the reason WAS 'because ferrets and hippies go together!'

It sounds like a good scene indeed, but it doesn't envolve blood and or body modifications.  

[Vulgar]

You forgot the part where Kakihara uses Longie's face as a dart board for needles.  

[primaI]

Vulgar

You forgot the part where Kakihara uses Longie's face as a dart board for needles.

Couldn't get the pictures for it sad Nor when Ichi slices the prostitutes neck open. There where a couple of others I wanted to put in, but again, no pics.  

[Vulgar]