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 Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:36 pm
found this today and thought it was so funny
WHO IS JACK SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
;ourselves at a loss when someone says, ´You don´t know Jack Schitt!´ Well,
thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectualway.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents´ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known
as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were named Dawg, Byrd, and Horse schitt Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, ´You don´t know jack schitt now you do
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:37 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:43 pm
see, this is so funny i nearly choked from laphing so hard.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:52 am
too bad thought I didn't understand
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:55 pm
when they say Schitt they mean ....sh!t, do you get it now? if not, sry to flame but your slow.
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:20 pm
that is funny in a way xd
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Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 5:28 pm
Funniest things in all the world:
Soul eater
Disgaea
This joke
My dog locked in a room with toilet paper
A dancing banana singing peanut butter jelly time
Homocidal psycho jungle cat(a calvin and hobbes comic collection)
And more!
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 8:54 am
Oh My God Thats awesomee!! biggrin
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:55 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 6:45 am
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
that's sooooooooooooo funny alright
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 7:07 am
You still don't get it, huh.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:45 am
try fitting in and you never do.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:46 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:09 pm
another life lesson biggrin o not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
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Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2008 8:03 pm
Kitaniji Megumi another life lesson biggrin o not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
We do find humans quite delicious...
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