ROFL at this, its sorta and adult joke with no cursing.

[Rekku the king]

found this today and thought it was so funny
WHO IS JACK SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
;ourselves at a loss when someone says, ´You don´t know Jack Schitt!´ Well,
thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectualway.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents´ objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known
as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the
Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were named Dawg, Byrd, and Horse schitt Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, ´You don´t know jack schitt now you do  

[Wirai]

I lold. So hard.

 

[Rekku the king]

see, this is so funny i nearly choked from laphing so hard.  

[n00b 1 4m 4]

too bad thought I didn't understand  

[Rekku the king]

when they say Schitt they mean ....sh!t, do you get it now? if not, sry to flame but your slow.  

[Elwyatt]

that is funny in a way xd  

[Kitaniji Megumi]

Funniest things in all the world:

Soul eater
Disgaea
This joke
My dog locked in a room with toilet paper
A dancing banana singing peanut butter jelly time
Homocidal psycho jungle cat(a calvin and hobbes comic collection)
And more!  

[devoonnic]

Oh My God Thats awesomee!! biggrin  

[Speedira]

This made me giggle xd .  

[n00b 1 4m 4]

biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
that's sooooooooooooo funny alright  

[Wirai]

You still don't get it, huh.

 

[Kitaniji Megumi]

try fitting in and you never do.  

[Wirai]

A life lesson.

 

[Kitaniji Megumi]

another life lesson biggrin o not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.  

[Wirai]

Kitaniji Megumi

another life lesson biggrin o not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

We do find humans quite delicious...