Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[BlackCandy705]

Some say granting someone's wish is life fulfilling. Some want to completely crush and corrupt those wishes.
Well here's a game lets you do both! ^__^

It starts off with someone wishing something.
Example: I wish I had a cookie.

The next person grants that wish, but then corrupts it like so:
Granted, but the cookie crumbles before you get to eat it.

Then that person wishes something and someone else corrupts the wish, ect. ect.

I have been on a quest to make a wish that cannot be corrupted. And I will succeed. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But I will succeed one day......

K! I'll be first:
I wish that I had a teddy bear that could not be destroyed.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

You get that Teddy Bear, but I steal it from you and feed it to my sharks with lasers. [ Go Austin Powers! ]

I wish the bad smell coming from outside would go away.  

[Zahzi]

Sure! We'll get rid of that smell, and put whatever is causing it inside of your home!

I wish I had a rifle that never missed the target.  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted, but you accidentally pull the trigger and kill someone you love.

I wish that someone would corrupt my wish.
(MWAHAHAHA!! TRY TO DO THAT ONE!!!)  

[Zahzi]

I don't think we need to. It's already corrupt. Muahahaha...

I wish Pluto was a planet again...  

[BlackCandy705]

*mouth hangs open* wha-i-ho-wha.... WHY?!?!? WHY?!?!?!

Granted, but so are 30 more that we have to learn and memorize.

I wish that people didn't know how to corrupt my wish.... stare  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But I think that's just for this one...Oh, I love contradiction!

I wish I didn't have this wish.  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted, but you're never allowed to have anymore wishes in life (note: LIFE).

I wish that I had some more Bugles....thems is goood...  

[Zahzi]

Granted. Did you want soy sauce with that dish..?

I wish, I wish, I could have fish...  

[BlackCandy705]

blaugh It rhymed! *childish happiness*

I eat Soy Sauce by itself. *drools* I'll eat it with anything...

Granted, but the pirahannahs (sp?) eat your arm off.

I wish that there weren't any more @%!^&*# hurricanes coming into the Gulf....  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But that's not going to help with that F5 tornado coming right at your precious electricity...

I Wish I had an ready-to-be-armed land-mine...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

You get that landmine. But it goes off pre-maturely in your hands.

I wish I could really forgot I had homework today. blaugh  

[Zahzi]

Granted. You still got the F though...

I wish I had a muffin...MUFFIN!!!  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted. But that muffin turns into a snobby cupcake and I just have to kill it because cupcakes are just sooo mean to poor muffins... and it's all because they have icing....


I wish that I didn't have to go to school and still know everything in the world.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. By the way, the world is going to end...Two weeks from now.

I wish I was in a coma...