i said dont read it
o'well i cant do anything about it so any ways
dane cook is awesome
one day i was watching the news right and there was a man on tv that was bitten by a shark
they reported him by the ocean
oh theres the place he really wants to be right now after getting attacked
any ways the news reporter says to the guy
wat happened???
y did the shark attack you???
were you taunting it???
the man says yeah like sometimes i go out into the ocean just to f**k around with a shark
i have this device called a shark rocket and it really irritaites the hell out of them
i wait there for a moment and sharks come at me
then the news reporter says well how did you escape
the man says i-i punched it and he let me go
the news reporter says ok lets recap this
a ******** shark going through the water all like
pirate pirate nanananana
this guy punches it in the face and the shark says alright