The How Game

[Miluion Feredir]

For this game is very simple as an example will be given to everyone.

Me: How will I get this stupid T.V to work?

Someone: Break it apart and get a technician to fix it.
How will I be able to win a card game with no cards in my hand?

Me: By drawing one card from your deck.
How will I ever be able to sleep!?

Someone: Take some sleeping pills and wish upon a start.
How will I ever stop nagging to my cat?  

[FASSlVE MAGGOT]

Tell the cat to get a job and kick it out. >D
How will I ever cure this damn writer's block?!

 

[Miluion Feredir]

Replace it with a new one xD
How can I go to sleep with 45 people Jamming outside?  

[Dan the Dante]

Shake your head to the beat, tell yourself you're swinging carelessly in a hammock.

How can I stop dogs from barking at me?  

[Kitaniji Megumi]

get some muzzles and wrestle them on'em!


how do i get a free apple from my boss(involving pain)  

[Miluion Feredir]

Be like a Ninja ninja and use Sleeping pills for 1 hr. and take what you can get.

How can I stop this Country boy from singing O my darling over and over?  

[Kitaniji Megumi]

hose him with water and read the bible on him!


how do i kill a guy trying to kill me?  

[Miluion Feredir]

Easy use what scares him the most and trap him inside a room with it. After that open it and do what you wish. > biggrin

Is there a way to use a book for a shield against a cat? and how?  

[Kitaniji Megumi]

when it pounces hit it then spray it with a hose(shield = defense.defending against a cat.)


how do you make a good banner for a gaia guild?