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OG 3SA_BABB3Lz

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Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:10 pm

o-0 iDK WHY iM WRiTiN THiS BUT i AM....

BOii:*WALKS UP TO DAD* ( SAYS ) " DAD i HAD SEX FOR THE FiRST TiME "

DAD: ( SAYS ) " SiT DOWN " *GRABS TWO BEERS FROM FRiDGE* ( SAYS ) " DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTiONS ? "

BOii: *TAKES BEER AND SiTS DOWN* ( SAYS ) " YEAH,i WANNA KNOW HOW LONG Mi a** WiLL HURT ? "
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A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRiSON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15 YEARS.HE BREAKS iNTO A HOUSE LOOKiN FOR MONEY AND GUNS;; FiNDS A YOUNG COUPLE iN BED.

HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF THE BED;;TiES HiM TO A CHAiR WHiLE TYiNG THE GiRL TO THE BEDHE GETS ON TOP OF HER.KiSSES HER NECK,THEN GETS UP AND GOES INTO THE BATHROOM.

WHiLE HE'S iN THERE THE HUSBAND TELLS HiS WiFE: " LiSTEN THiS GUY iS A EXCAPED CONViCT LOOK AT HiS CLOTHES ! "."HE PROBABLY SPENT A LOT OF TiME iN JAiL AND HASNT SEEN A WOMAN iN YEARS.i SAW HOW HE KiSSES YOUR NECK."iF HE WANTS SEX DONT RESiST DONT COMPLAiN DO WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU.SATISFY HiM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE NAUSEATES YOU . " THiS GUY iS PROBABLY VERY DANGEROUS;;iF HE GETS ANGRY HE COULD KiLL US. " BE STRONG HONEY i LOVE YOU ............"

*MOMMENT OF SiLENCE*

WiFE RESONDS:"HE WASNT KiSSiNG MY NECK HE WAS WHiSPERiNG iN MY EAR." HE TOLD ME HE WAS GAY THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE AND ASKED iF WE HAD ANY VASELiNE. " i TOLD HiM iT WAS iN THE BATHROOM...BE STRONG HONEY i LOVE YOU TOO ............. "

*WiNK WiNK*

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:44 pm

ehh whats vaseline?? xP sweatdrop

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OG 3SA_BABB3Lz

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Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:24 pm

KawaiiSofiSmilez

ehh whats vaseline?? xP sweatdrop

VASELiNE iz LiKE....ASK A BOii xP

Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:33 pm

Xx_iiRAWRUBiSHES_xX

o-0 iDK WHY iM WRiTiN THiS BUT i AM....

BOii:*WALKS UP TO DAD* ( SAYS ) " DAD i HAD SEX FOR THE FiRST TiME "

DAD: ( SAYS ) " SiT DOWN " *GRABS TWO BEERS FROM FRiDGE* ( SAYS ) " DO YOU HAVE ANY QUESTiONS ? "

BOii: *TAKES BEER AND SiTS DOWN* ( SAYS ) " YEAH,i WANNA KNOW HOW LONG Mi a** WiLL HURT ? "
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A MAN ESCAPES FROM PRiSON WHERE HE HAS BEEN FOR 15 YEARS.HE BREAKS iNTO A HOUSE LOOKiN FOR MONEY AND GUNS;; FiNDS A YOUNG COUPLE iN BED.

HE ORDERS THE GUY OUT OF THE BED;;TiES HiM TO A CHAiR WHiLE TYiNG THE GiRL TO THE BEDHE GETS ON TOP OF HER.KiSSES HER NECK,THEN GETS UP AND GOES INTO THE BATHROOM.

WHiLE HE'S iN THERE THE HUSBAND TELLS HiS WiFE: " LiSTEN THiS GUY iS A EXCAPED CONViCT LOOK AT HiS CLOTHES ! "."HE PROBABLY SPENT A LOT OF TiME iN JAiL AND HASNT SEEN A WOMAN iN YEARS.i SAW HOW HE KiSSES YOUR NECK."iF HE WANTS SEX DONT RESiST DONT COMPLAiN DO WHATEVER HE TELLS YOU.SATISFY HiM NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE NAUSEATES YOU . " THiS GUY iS PROBABLY VERY DANGEROUS;;iF HE GETS ANGRY HE COULD KiLL US. " BE STRONG HONEY i LOVE YOU ............"

*MOMMENT OF SiLENCE*

WiFE RESONDS:"HE WASNT KiSSiNG MY NECK HE WAS WHiSPERiNG iN MY EAR." HE TOLD ME HE WAS GAY THOUGHT YOU WERE CUTE AND ASKED iF WE HAD ANY VASELiNE. " i TOLD HiM iT WAS iN THE BATHROOM...BE STRONG HONEY i LOVE YOU TOO ............. "

*WiNK WiNK*

XD OMGAWD!!!!!! The second one is EPIC!!!!!! XD

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