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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:53 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 9:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:07 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 10:18 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 11:06 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 5:38 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 9:51 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:17 am
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Theres a little boy going into 5th grade, and his dad sais, son, you can have anything you want from the toy isle under five dollars. I want 5 purple pingpong balls daddy! Uhh, no, I don't want anybody thinking I raised a gay son. Why do you want them anyways? I cant tell you till I get em dad! Few years later he graduates junior high. Dad sais... Son, you can have anything in the store. What would you like? 5 Purple ping pong balls! ....No... Why the hell do you want em after all these years? I cant tell you till I get em, dad! So he don't get em. Few years later he graduates highschool and his dad sais... Son, you can have anything you want from the store or even from the car dealership. I want 5 purple pingpong balls dad! Okay, I'm pissed, why in the ******** do you still want them after all these years?!?! I cannot tell you until I get them, DAD! Well then your not getting a car either! Few years later, he passes college. Son, anything you want, let it be a car, a house, a loan, anything. I will get you it. I want 5 purple ping pong balls! I AM NOT GETTING YOU THOSE GOD DAMNED PING PONG BALLS! Why in the ******** do you still ******** want them?!! I cant tell you until I get them! So he don't get em Few years later he gets in a car crash, he's on his death bed. His dad sais... Son, anything you want... Anything in the WORLD you want, you can have it... Dad... I want 5 purple pingpong balls... -sigh- Fine... But first, please tell me why you want them so badly... Dad... The reason I have always wanted them so badly is.... Then he dies.
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 12:47 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:13 pm
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 1:15 pm
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