your moma jokes

[cloud boy16]

i need some new ones if u all can give me some good ones plz  

[True Link-Courage]

yo moma is so ugly that she beat the crap out of medusa at a staring contest  

[lethal ant3650]

yo mama so ugly that when she smiled i thought she put up a gang sign

yo mama so fat she ironed her pants on the drive way

yo mama so fat when she was in the sky with a blue dress fallin they said the sky is fallin  

[Dizzygoldencrest]

your momma so fat she sat on the tv and watched the couch rofl  

[Forastero_1902]

XDDDD  

[sick yo]

yo momma so fat she jumped and got stuck  

[ll Death Angel ll]

ok here u go
yo mam so fat when she sit around the house SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE.
yo mam so fat when a bus hit her she turn around and said who throw that rock at me.  

[omni21j]

yo mama is so fat her blood type is ragu.
yo mama is so ugly, when she stuck her head out the window she got arrested for mooning
yo mama is so ugly that when the koolaid man saw her he said:"OH NOOO"  

[XOX-mimi_stars-XOX]

yo mama so fat even dora couldn't explore her!
yo mama so fat she went swimming a whale saw her and it started singing we are family!
yo mama so stupid she got locked in a groshrey store and starved to death!  

[xx-rosebuds11-xx]

yo mama so fat when she walked in front of the tv she missed 3 episodes
xd  

[F00xy666]

yoooooo mama soooo fat that she got on the scale to see her weight and said "Oh, heeeeey look it's my phone number!"  

[F00xy666]

yooooo mama is so hairy that every time she shaves her back she can make a blanket out of them.  

[F00xy666]

yoooooo mama is so wrinkly that when a old man saw her a** he said "Hey my look at my beautiful face."  

[F00xy666]

yoooo mama is sooo stupid that when she saw the fat around her arm she put hamburger buns around her hand and ate it.  

[XAyoo_PinoyX]

yo mamma is so fat that when she whent to the bathroom and took a s**t the tilet send abcd get you fat a** off of me