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 Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:54 am
1ST PLACE: 1000 GOLD OR ITEMS WORTH 1K
2ND PLACE: 500 OR ITEMS WOTRTH 500
3RD PLACE: 100 OR ITEMS WORTH 100
WINNERS
DJ RULE:your mama so fat i put a quarter in her and snacks came out
Enter Uzername Herez:Yo mama so stupid she stuck a light bulb up her butt and said I got the power!
angel-sayanna-20: yo momma is so fat when she went to the beach the whales came out and started singing "we are family!!"
CONTEST OVER T^T
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:27 am
o.k. (don't report me )
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that mama is so old that if you pat her back her booby fall off
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:19 pm
i hav 2:
1: Yo momma so stupid, she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team!
2: Yo momma so stupid, she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor
FROM darkside4000
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:24 pm
1. mama is so ugly she went to Mexico, and the mexicans shouted,"El chupacabra!"
2. Yo mama is so hairy she started in the second and third movie of Star Wars as Chewbacca.
3. Yo mama is so stupid she sold her house for decorations
4. Yo mama is fat not even the air can catch her
5. Yo mama is so stupid that she never passed potty training class.
I got a million of em.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:47 pm
NOTE: YOU COULD KEEP MAKING UP MAMA JOKES IF U WANT
YOU COULD DO IT AS MUCH AS U WANT
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:59 pm
Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.
Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign
she did.
Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's
clothing store.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record
by cats.
Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo
XD PLEASE DONT REPORT THIS I DID THIS FOR THE CONTEST XD
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:15 pm
* Yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.
*Yo mama so stupid she stuck a light bulb up her butt and said "I got the power!".
*Yo mama so fat that when she jumps... Wait, you mama can't jump.
*Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
*Yo mama so fat she went to Japan and everybody said "I like Godzilla better".
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:28 pm
Your momma so fat she's on Both sides of the family.
Yo momma so ugly, when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application!
Yo Momma so stupid he studied for a Dope test!
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:56 pm
yo mama so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
yo mama so fat she did a split and gave hte road a hickey.
yo mama so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookkie.
yo mama so poor when her house caught on fire she jumped up and yelled out "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord, we have heat!"
yo mama so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
yo mama so tall, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked god in the face.
yo mama so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the air.
yo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop with a cheerio.
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:00 am
Yo Mama is so fat when she trip and fall she made the Grand Caryon.
Yo Mama is so fat when she step on the scale said "Out of Order."
Yo Mama is so fat when she wore a red rain jacket, everyone yelled "Hey Kool-Ade!"
Yo Mama is so fat when she bungee jump she broke the bridge in half!
Yo Mama is so fat she wears a V.C.R. as a pager.
Yo Mama is so fat that the city gave her own zip code.
Yo Mama is so fat everyone at the baseball stadium sat on her.
Yo Mama is so fat when she drop you off at school, she got a ticket for littering.
Yo Mama is so fat takes you a five mile walk around her.
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:23 am
aznZomg OK WHO EVER I THINK HAS THE BEST YO MAMA JOKE WILL RECIEVE 1K OR ITEMS AT THE END OF THE MONTH I WILL SELECT 3 WINNERS AN POST IT ON MY PROFILE FOR ANY1 WHO WANTS TO SEE ALSO YOU CAN POST AS MANY JOKES AS YOU WANT SO YOU CAN GET MORE CHANCES TO WIN AND DONT POST SOME STUPID RANDOM STUFF HERE 1ST PLACE: 1000 GOLD OR ITEMS WORTH 1K 2ND PLACE: 500 OR ITEMS WOTRTH 500 3RD PLACE: 100 OR ITEMS WORTH 100 NOW GO MAKE SOME MAMA JOKES!!! NOTE: YOU WILL NOT BE REPORTED FOR ANY BAD LANGUAGE
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:24 am
aznZomg OK WHO EVER I THINK HAS THE BEST YO MAMA JOKE WILL RECIEVE 1K OR ITEMS AT THE END OF THE MONTH I WILL SELECT 3 WINNERS AN POST IT ON MY PROFILE FOR ANY1 WHO WANTS TO SEE ALSO YOU CAN POST AS MANY JOKES AS YOU WANT SO YOU CAN GET MORE CHANCES TO WIN AND DONT POST SOME STUPID RANDOM STUFF HERE 1ST PLACE: 1000 GOLD OR ITEMS WORTH 1K 2ND PLACE: 500 OR ITEMS WOTRTH 500 3RD PLACE: 100 OR ITEMS WORTH 100 NOW GO MAKE SOME MAMA JOKES!!! NOTE: YOU WILL NOT BE REPORTED FOR ANY BAD LANGUAGE
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:26 am
aznZomg OK WHO EVER I THINK HAS THE BEST YO MAMA JOKE WILL RECIEVE 1K OR ITEMS AT THE END OF THE MONTH I WILL SELECT 3 WINNERS AN POST IT ON MY PROFILE FOR ANY1 WHO WANTS TO SEE ALSO YOU CAN POST AS MANY JOKES AS YOU WANT SO YOU CAN GET MORE CHANCES TO WIN AND DONT POST SOME STUPID RANDOM STUFF HERE 1ST PLACE: 1000 GOLD OR ITEMS WORTH 1K 2ND PLACE: 500 OR ITEMS WOTRTH 500 3RD PLACE: 100 OR ITEMS WORTH 100 NOW GO MAKE SOME MAMA JOKES!!! NOTE: YOU WILL NOT BE REPORTED FOR ANY BAD LANGUAGE
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 6:28 am
1.your mama so fat i put a quarter in her and snacks came out
2.your mama so fat the only time she sees 90210 is when shes on a scale
3.your mama so fat when she walked past the tv i missed an entire season of baseball
4.your mama so stupid she stole a free loaf of bread
5.your mama so old i told her to act her own age and she died
6.your mama so poor i steped on a cigerett and she said "hey thats my heating supply
7.your mama so fat she got baptized at sea world
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:25 am
yo mama so fat she jumps in a pool and the water jumps out and runs down the street ninja
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