My Snow-haired Stalker

[Iakun]

Let's see, ED, LD... Nope, don't want to read another thread about emo-hair and gay marriage. How about--

*ding*~~ What the... Friend Request? neutral Not in the mood. Deny.

I hop along Barton town until I finally reach Ian's shop. He's looking pretty snazzy these days! I think I definitely like him better with darker hair. 3nodding

*ding*~~

I quickly turn to the store window. Nothing? Why do I get the feeling I'm being followed? Damn it's another Friend Request? Hm Veni...

*gasp* Now that I think about it, I remember everyone telling me to be careful about the Veni guild. Seems an odd phenomenon takes place once you join. But what could that be? Could it be related to this strange feeling of being stalked? Let's just ignore this again.

The sun has set by the time I'm on my way home to the mess known as Gaia Towns. Actually... I can't even find my house these days so I just sleep in the guild.

I hear a can roll on the street and I quickly turn around to see no one. This is really starting to creep me out... ninja

"Veniiiii...."

Ahh what the heck is that?! gonk

*ding*~~

Leave me alone! I don't want to add you! Ah! He's got white hair... I remember now, it's the legendary Snow-haired Stalker: Veni! Once he has you in his sights he'll never let you go. Biiiiiitch please! I'ma lose you quick! scream

I run as fast as I can but it's so dark! I keep denying all the requests but they just keep coming! stressed

"Veniiiiii!!!"

He's driving me nuts! Oh god someone help me please, what's that perverted gleam in his eyes all about?! gonk

"Veniiiiiii!" *dingdingding*~~

AHHHHHHHHH denydenydeny!!! Keep runniiiiinnnngggggOHSHIT! eek

I watch my world tip in slow motion as I fall to the ground. A simple trip! How could I be such a klutz at such a crucial moment?! No... no please don't, I can't take it anymore! His dark figure gives nothing away but those gleaming eyes, snowy hair and wiggling fingers as he comes closer to me. No.. my body... my precious body, you can't do this to me!

"Veniiiiii!" *dingdingdingDINGDINGDING*~~~~~~

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*Friendship Request Accepted*

I-I... I feel so dirty... crying

"Veniiii..." heart  

[Moonracer]

OMFG!!! Oh!!! *dies laughing* Oh man that was great! I loved it! Bro that was totally awesome!!! *snickers and rubs cheeks they hurt from laughing and smiling* Oh man that was great! lol rofl  

[Iakun]

Yeah I was feeling really random. The whole time I was writing it I was going "what the s**t!" and thinking I was nuts haha  

[Moonracer]

*chuckles* Well I'm glad ya did cause that was funny! I liked it. Thanks for writing it and posting it! 4laugh  

[purpleravenhawk]

rofl rofl rofl rofl
Holy Buddha on a pogo stick! I almost died laughing. xd That was ******** hilarious! xd I love it! Veniii!!! You rock! *glomps in a non-creepy, anti-stalker way*  

[Iakun]

Why thank you haha *counterglomps*  

[Rinioa]

xD! ...Wow, I should be more careful out there at night. eek

♥ [so simple and clean]

 

[Iakun]

2 people voted for badly written short story excuse. x_x

I will HUNT you down and I will CUT you mad blaugh  

[xwhateverxdudex]

purpleravenhawk

rofl rofl rofl rofl
Holy Buddha on a pogo stick! I almost died laughing. xd That was ******** hilarious! xd I love it! Veniii!!! You rock! *glomps in a non-creepy, anti-stalker way*

This is true.
When purple called me out to read it,
she could barely talk, she was laughing so hard.

And yes, it made me LOL too.
awesome dude, very awesome.  

[Moonracer]

*huggles bro* Hey bro you're a hit! *giggles* Congrats!!  

[Veni Mule]

ninja  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Dude, you're being stalked again.
LOL  

[Iakun]

Veni Mule

ninja

gonk  

[Moonracer]

rofl Oh man this is just to priceless!  

[Iakun]

I just got myself a bodyguard against Veni. Now he can't get me with this sexy incubus in the way. HAHAHA