The Rahl Song

[Phanaridie]

Okay. Here's the story. My newly converted friend, chubby_choco (who has requested to join this guild and MUST BE ALLOWED!) and I were role playing. And her character introduced the openning to the world's greatest SWOT song! And we have now finished all the lyrics, for which I shall now post.

Sung to the tune of Battle Hymn of the Republic

Now, without farther adue.....I give you:

The Rahl Song

Oh I hate the Mord Sith
And I hate Lord Rahl
Despite the fact he's sexy
And he's handsome and he's tall

I tried to see him once
But I failed miserably
Cause the Mord Sith that showed up
Used their Agiels on me

>>>CHORUS<<<
Lord Rahl, Lord Rahl
What you've done I see
You've cast your demon charms
And their captivating me

I should really run to Richard
But I cannot help but stay
Though you're evil and you're vile
I will never run away

See you've got Scarlet's egg
Surrounded by a million gars
And if you open the right box
You'll control the moon and stars

I hate you're weasly guts
And you use us all as toys
But you're not as bad as Demmin
Cause he likes little boys

>>>CHORUS<<<


That's the song.
It's based on ther first book. If you guys have any ideas, please give them because we're writing a song for each one! MUCH LOVE!

Oh.....right, and my Inner Zedd says hello.

HICKEY HICKEY HICKEY!

Okay, now it's an official Ari post.

WAIT!

I heart BILLY SHAKEY!  

[miti_mouse]

LOL!!!! I love it! Especially the last verse!  

[Phanaridie]

^_^ I do try.  

[mistress_liv]

very cool  

[Alustria]

Hah. Akward but entertaining.  

[Kahlann]

it's ingenious!  

[Platinum_Behemoth252]

Okidoky...  

[chubby_choco]

Hello, ladies, gents, and gars.
I love it, Phanari - for some reason, it just clicks with me..!  

[Phanaridie]

chubby_choco

Hello, ladies, gents, and gars.
I love it, Phanari - for some reason, it just clicks with me..!

One can only wonder why...... ^_^  

[chubby_choco]

Phanari

chubby_choco

Hello, ladies, gents, and gars.
I love it, Phanari - for some reason, it just clicks with me..!

One can only wonder why...... ^_^

^___^
Hee hee...I bet you sang it for your family, didn't you?  

[Phanaridie]

chubby_choco

Phanari

chubby_choco

Hello, ladies, gents, and gars.
I love it, Phanari - for some reason, it just clicks with me..!

One can only wonder why...... ^_^

^___^
Hee hee...I bet you sang it for your family, didn't you?

Nope. They don't read SOT. BLAST! But I'm gonna call our favorite Zedd and sing it to him.  

[chubby_choco]

Phanari

chubby_choco

Phanari

chubby_choco

Hello, ladies, gents, and gars.
I love it, Phanari - for some reason, it just clicks with me..!

One can only wonder why...... ^_^

^___^
Hee hee...I bet you sang it for your family, didn't you?

Nope. They don't read SOT. BLAST! But I'm gonna call our favorite Zedd and sing it to him.

Favorite Ze - ? Oh, Nick. ^_^ He'll like it.  

[Platinum_Behemoth252]

chubby_choco

Phanari

chubby_choco

Phanari

chubby_choco

Hello, ladies, gents, and gars.
I love it, Phanari - for some reason, it just clicks with me..!

One can only wonder why...... ^_^

^___^
Hee hee...I bet you sang it for your family, didn't you?

Nope. They don't read SOT. BLAST! But I'm gonna call our favorite Zedd and sing it to him.

Favorite Ze - ? Oh, Nick. ^_^ He'll like it.

i have been lost for i do not know these ppl you speak of... xd  

[Phanaridie]

Platinum_Behemoth252

chubby_choco

Phanari

chubby_choco

Phanari

chubby_choco

Hello, ladies, gents, and gars.
I love it, Phanari - for some reason, it just clicks with me..!

One can only wonder why...... ^_^

^___^
Hee hee...I bet you sang it for your family, didn't you?

Nope. They don't read SOT. BLAST! But I'm gonna call our favorite Zedd and sing it to him.

Favorite Ze - ? Oh, Nick. ^_^ He'll like it.

i have been lost for i do not know these ppl you speak of... xd

I have a friend who has earned the nickname Zedd since he impersonates the man so well. Though we also think he's a close ringer to Darken Rahl sicne he does that eyebrow licking thing better than I do. However! He's not blond, and he's far too skinny. So he's Zedd.  

[Platinum_Behemoth252]

Phanari

Platinum_Behemoth252

chubby_choco

Phanari

chubby_choco

^___^
Hee hee...I bet you sang it for your family, didn't you?

Nope. They don't read SOT. BLAST! But I'm gonna call our favorite Zedd and sing it to him.

Favorite Ze - ? Oh, Nick. ^_^ He'll like it.

i have been lost for i do not know these ppl you speak of... xd

I have a friend who has earned the nickname Zedd since he impersonates the man so well. Though we also think he's a close ringer to Darken Rahl sicne he does that eyebrow licking thing better than I do. However! He's not blond, and he's far too skinny. So he's Zedd.

ah okay...i think i understand now...