Corrupt-a-Wish

[otawara]

Granted.

You get a bunch of old a** games.


I wish you posted rules.  

[Terara Drakon]

Granted, but they're not about how to play this game.

I wish I could have all of the Kirby games and have beaten all of them 100%.  

[otawara]

Granted, you spent so much time on it, you never met Turtle.


I wish I could beat Giygas untouched.  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Granted, but you soon realize how utterly useless this skill is.
EDIT: ********, weird Time Warp Dance double-ninja. gonk
Okay, but in everyone else's opinion the game still sucks.
I wish, I wish, I was a fish.  

[l-Kriel-l]

Granted, but you cannot find water and air-drown.

I wish I could fly.  

[Terara Drakon]

Granted, but you can't control yourself while flying and crash into buildings all the time.

I wish I never made that last wish. I wanna meet Turtle D:  

[otawara]

Granted, you met her. But she doesn't love you in this reality.


I wish monkeys could fly.

It does, but you cant buy it.

I WISH MONKEYS COULD FLY  

[Nomega]

Granted, but only you can see them and you get marked as insane.

I wish for world peace.  

[Terara Drakon]

Granted, but nothing fun ever happens now because everything is too peaceful.

I wish all of my wishes up to this point were canceled and Turtle was back to the way she was before. >_>  

[Nomega]

Kirbythecreampuff

Granted, but nothing fun ever happens now because everything is too peaceful.

I wish all of my wishes up to this point were canceled and Turtle was back to the way she was before. >_>

Granted, but you'll die if you come within 50 feet of her.

I wish I was immortal.  

[otawara]

Granted.
Everyone you love dies a terrible death, and you outlive everyone.


I wish Kirby could love Turtle like he does now.  

[Nomega]

Granted, but...




I wish everyone loved me.