CONTEST!

[TTTSAPHIRE MOONTTT]

Show me the funniest or the most meaningful quote or sayings!
i will pick the best one to win 3,000 gold!  

[Kedazs]

Well let see.. My funniest is kinda an inside joke "You fear me not from what I can do to you, but rather from knowing that there is nothing you can do to avoid it" ~DJ~

"It is easy to miss the possibility that every person that crosses your path can become an event and a memory, good or bad, to fill the hours with experience instead of tedium, to break the monotony of passing moments. Those wasted moments, those hours of sameness, of routine, are the enemy, I say, are little stretches of death within the moments of life" ~ R.A. Salvatore

Ok so that one is more like a paragraph.. It's still good. biggrin  

[TTTSAPHIRE MOONTTT]

it's interesting....  

[darkaudioscars]

oh gosh i have a few
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People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect.

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them
speak.

Save water. Shower with your boyfriend.

The more you learn, the more you know,the more you know, the more you forget the more you forget, the less you know, So.. why learn?

Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap. YOU CHOOSE!

Behind every great woman is a man checking out her a**.

It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown but it only takes 4 to extend your arm and b***h-slap that mother @#!&

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.

No thanks, One a*****e in my pants is enough.

You cry, i cry, u laugh, i laugh, u fall off a cliff, i laugh even harder.

When life hands you lemons, ask for a refund!

24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... Coincidence?

Politics: From the Greek "poli" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning blood-sucking parasite.
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and i also have a whole year of funny things:

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!  

[Socko808]

My wife and i were happy for 20 years. then we met

I was listening to rap music all afternoon, not my fault, it was coming from a jeep 4 miles away

If at first you do not succeed, redefine sucess  

[R0bot0]

This is the most meaningful post I have ever seen... It makes me cry crying *blows nose*
 

[o8_thaiboy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WON0u_UVqJ0

haha i thought this was pretty funny yet nasty in a way  

[-_-iDoNtDeSeRvEyOu-_-]

its better to cheat than to repeat ^^~  

[~sweet_marina~]

Don't take life so seriously! Nobody makes it out alive anyways ;D  

[FairykittyNami]

"You lagh cause I'm diffrent, I lagh because your all the same." xd no idea who thats by sweatdrop


"When your at the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on!"
mrgreen -Teddy Rosavelt

"I told my wife a husband is like fine wine it gets even beter with time, so my wife lock me in the celler!" xd
no idea who thats by sweatdrop

"A computer once beat me at chest, but it was no match for my kickboxing!"
no idea who thats by sweatdrop

"Be open minded, but not so open minded that your brain falls out"
no idea who thats by sweatdrop

I get these from a freind from my school who's binder is coverd with these quotes! xd some are real funny and some are meaningful....but i prefer the funny quotes that have meaning! xd  

[v v America v v]

Peace is a lie, There is only passion.
Through passion,I gain strength.
Through stregnth, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The force shall free me.

~The Sith Code  

[v v America v v]

There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge
There is no passion, there is serenity
There is no death, there is the force.

~The Jedi Code  

[v v America v v]

You can't leave footprints in the sand of time if you'er sitting on your bum. And who wants to leave bumprints in the sand.  

[v v America v v]

"Never, ever, change anything, ever."

-Monk  

[Uke for him]

Art is anything you can get away with. (Andy Warhol)