The funniest of all religions... Scientology...

[Piroki-chan23]

The following are reasons why Scientology is the funniest of all the religions.

[1]-They say it's not a religion but call it the "church of scientology".

[2]-It has nothing to do with science.

[3]-It was started by a science fiction author who was caught doing sexual things to little boys.

[4]-They belive that we are the result of an evil galactic overlord dumping a bunch of aliens into a valcano on Earth and that the spirits of the aliens possesed monkeys that then became us. [Seriously...]  

[LimeIzMyFaveColor]

it does sound kind of "silly"
but if that's what they want to believe then let them believe it
i mean i think christians are kind of silly
but i don't bother them  

[Le Pere Duchesne]

...

So you are saying that 2001 was Scientology propaganda?  

[In Search of a Dream]

GodlessProphet

The following are reasons why Scientology is the funniest of all the religions.

[1]-They say it's not a religion but call it the "church of scientology".

[2]-It has nothing to do with science.

[3]-It was started by a science fiction author who was caught doing sexual things to little boys.

[4]-They belive that we are the result of an evil galactic overlord dumping a bunch of aliens into a valcano on Earth and that the spirits of the aliens possesed monkeys that then became us. [Seriously...]

Seriously? eek  

[Henneth Annun]

Maybe they're actually just a comedic organization specializing in deadpan humor. neutral  

[Le Pere Duchesne]

XWraith_LordX

Maybe they're actually just a comedic organization specializing in deadpan humor. neutral

lol, that means /b/ got trolled hard.
I want that to be true so badly...  

[Zambimaru]

Scientology is proof that if you b***h enough anything can be a religion. Or at least get religious status.  

[Ayumila]

No, the best part of Scientology is that Tom f**king Cruise is a "demi-God" because he has donated so much money to it.
You can only be a 'real' Scientologist if you are willing to pay hundreds of thousands of pounds/dollars etc a year.

I respect all religions but seriously, wtf?  

[The Random Rapist]

I saw this special on TV about Scientology and apparently it seperates family.
If you're a Scientologist then you cannot speak to those who aren't, they're bad influences or something.
They practically lock you up and control you.

I've oftentimes heard the phrase "victim of Scientology".


And also, their beliefs do seem a bit far fetched.
Then again Christians believe in an invisible magic man in the sky.
lol

 

[Dark Lord Erebus]

oh you forgot that the evil galactic over lord brainwashed the souls with religious concepts 70 billion years ago for his own entertainment and that he is still watching us.  

[Piroki-chan23]

Dark Lord Erebus

oh you forgot that the evil galactic over lord brainwashed the souls with religious concepts 70 billion years ago for his own entertainment and that he is still watching us.

Lol, the universe is only about 13.5 billion years old!

They realy do have nothing to do with science.  

[Piroki-chan23]

I just remembered another stupid thing about Scientology.

They belive that the glactic overlord's ships have round wings near the back of the ship and that the body is a long shaft with a cone shaped head.
The evil overlord is riding around in a giant peinis that was thought of by a pedifile!  

[Arios V]

Every time I hear the story of Scientology I laugh. I know that most of the other religions out there have some pretty far-fetched stories, but this one takes the cake.

Speaking of Scientology, here's a little something I found on it. This little cartoon tells the entire story of behind it. Don't know if the rest of the stuff the cartoon talks about is legit, but still it might be worth a chuckle or two.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/263120  

[DarkHyacinth]

Ha, scientology is amusing, heck that's what I'm going to do I'll start my own religion and get rich that way. And if anyone questions me, I'll create a fair game policy!
But seriously, the policy is messed up, basically it says to scientologists to always attack, intimidate and threaten your opponent. They also have been known to try to take pictures of protestors,taking their license numbers, following them and just making the person's life miserable.  

[[-Erik-]]

All I can say is... faith is free.

Whoever managed to get money out of letting people be part of X religion is a great businessman, but also one gigantic ********>