Stupid Questions (With Equally Stupid/Sarcastic Answers)

[GrowingDandelion]

So basically, you ask a stupid question (or one that everybody already knows the answer to) and the guy below you responds in an equally stupid/sarcastic manner. For example, the first guy asks, "Why is the sky blue?" then the second guy can say, "Because green was already claimed by grass," or something to that effect, and then he posts his stupid question. Anyway, LET THERE BE STUPID!

What's two plus two?  

[Bass Beatdown]

A fish. Duh.

how i mine 4 fish  

[J of The Wind]

U Buy 4 fish, then give them to me. There. Now theyre mine.

How I web shot?  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Answer to all above: Yes.

Question: How many roads must a man walk in his life?  

[Bass Beatdown]

Be Disney and have bought Marvel.

Why do I love straws so ********. Who walks on a road?  

[GrowingDandelion]

Like a bidoof. Because they're not sporks. Ostritches.

Why does it get dark outside? What have I DONE?!  

[J of The Wind]

Beccause you close your eyes. Open em, the sun is actually always out.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  

[MaverickDrifter]

About 34 guys and 5 chicks. And a ********. It's a tiger.


How I haxxor teh level?  

[GrowingDandelion]

With a hacksaw.

Why is J in a dress?  

[ecopper12]

Because you touch yourself at night.

What happens when you are in a car traveling at the speed of light, and you turn the head lights on?  

[GrowingDandelion]

You get a TREMENDOUS PUNCH OF THE FALCON LINNEAS to the gut.

How come water's wet?  

[Bass Beatdown]

Why ISN'T he in a dress?

Why do cats kick so much a**?  

[Nomega]

Because you didn't have any balls for them to kick.

Why aren't you worshiping me?