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You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: North Pole
Stranger: m/f?
You: Female
You: My nipples are just freezing up here.
Stranger: how deep is ur hole?
You: 2 feet
Stranger: send ur nude pics?
You: My camera's don't work
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Stranger: Hello.
You: The Chosen One must begin his quest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: what quest?
Stranger: does it involve pokemon?
Stranger: liek... mudkipz?
You: Yes.
You: NO. Mudkipz are useless! Torchics are where it's at!
Stranger: ******** you
Stranger: really
Stranger: dude
Stranger: go ******** yourself man ******** you ******** you ******** you ******** you
Stranger: ******** you
You: LOL
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You: xD
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You: What's more is that show sucks giant monkey testicles!
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Stranger: hi
You: Dead kittens
Stranger: i eat them for dinner
You: so do i
You: along with dead babies
Stranger: yea as a side tho
You: and for the main course we got virgin meat with a dab of goat cheese.
You: mmmmmmmm....
Stranger: soubd so good
Stranger: *sounds
You: Hard day at work though....had to break up Hitler and Sadam Hussein again. They just won't play nice.
Stranger: they bitches
Stranger: ******** them
You: Then I got Ouija board duties at 6pm. Fun
Stranger: me too
You: Those damn girls just won't shut the ******** up
Stranger: just some they the meat and they will
You: I'll just rape 'em instead
Stranger: na
Stranger: no good
You: yeah, they wouldn't be ripe enough. Good call.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i just whioed it out once abd she eat it up
Stranger: *whiped
Stranger: *and
You: Femminist movements my a**.
Stranger: i love p***y
You: yeah, cats are fun to eat.
You: Especially the plump ones/.
Stranger: i like them skinny
Stranger: and cute
You: Cute is overrated and skinny ones don't got enough fat.
You: Too bony as well
Stranger: well thats what im in to
You: ahright, tha' cool.
You: Respekt, man.
Stranger: kool
You: well, cya. I gotta go break up Hitler and Saddam again. They always argue about who's more evil.
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