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 Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:04 pm
Created out of boredom.
I'm pretty sure most of you remember this classic schoolyard slam. Like:
"Yo' Mama so fat, your dad has to roll her around in flour to find her wet spot."
Post your favorite ones here or post some you made up yourself. Pure and simple.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:05 pm
Yo' momma so big, she big.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:07 pm
Yo mama so big they invented a new adjective named after her, so now when they do yo mama jokes, they start with "yo mama so Kriel's mom..."
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:08 pm
Yo' mama so big, she rivals Wayne as a large fat gurlie.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:43 pm
Yo momma so ugly they was gonna print her face on the dollar to stop thieves, but the stock market crashed.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:58 pm
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:27 pm
MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD
*slap*
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:51 pm
Yo mama so dead, Bella Swan was all like hey baby.
Get it cause she's a necrophiliac!
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:11 pm
Wantcookie Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it. LOVE DOESN'T EXIST
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:36 pm
Yo' mama so emo, she found intrest in allegro's current attitude.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:48 pm
~Xiloscent~ Yo' mama so emo, she found intrest in allegro's current attitude. ZING Yo' mama's so ugly, her reflection quit.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:50 pm
Yo momma so fat that even Moses couldn't part that sea.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:52 pm
Yo' mama's so fat she carries a microwave around like a beeper.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:13 pm
Yo mama so fat, Windwaker Ganon said, "Da-amn!"
And also
Yo mama, I know you busy bein' fat, and Imma let you finish, but yo mama the fattest mama of all time. OF ALL TIME!!!
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:37 pm
Yo mama so stupid, she took the UPS home.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own Zip Code.
Yo mama so ugly, she agrees.
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