Kegan will Dramatically read something for you.

[[Kegan]]

I recently acquired a new microphone. So I decided I'd have a little fun. Post something for me to dramatically read. And um, if someone knows of some kind of free sound file uploading service, feel free to share it with me.

Until then you can hit me up on skype or Live!(assuming you can receive voice clips.)

Sample: Zshare TOS

Also I can whistle: http://www.zshare.net/audio/665075683c8ab43d/

Keep it PG13.  

[[Kegan]]

I found one  

[J of The Wind]

" Well, Thats my momma!"  

[Super Cheesio]

I like the echo effect on the whistling.  

[Terara Drakon]

Oh man.

I've got a ton of stuff I want you to read.  

[[Kegan]]

J of The Wind

" Well, Thats my momma!"

That short? I'm not charging per syllable... yet...  

[[Kegan]]

http://www.zshare.net/audio/665261397614c69a/  

[Terara Drakon]

"Take a span of mortal life, less a score times two
Add a number equal to a witch's coven thrice
Less the year, but not the century,
of the most famous gold rush in America."

And then, for extra points, solve it dramatically.

If you know what that's from you are the greatest person in the world  

[[Kegan]]

Terara Drakon

"Takes a span of mortal life, less a score times two
Add a number equal to a witch's coven thrice
Less the year, but not the century,
of the most famous gold rush in America."

And then, for extra points, solve it dramatically.

If you know what that's from you are the greatest person in the world

wat  

[Terara Drakon]

[Kegan]

Terara Drakon

"Take a span of mortal life, less a score times two
Add a number equal to a witch's coven thrice
Less the year, but not the century,
of the most famous gold rush in America."

And then, for extra points, solve it dramatically.

If you know what that's from you are the greatest person in the world

wat

DOOO ITTTT  

[[Kegan]]

http://www.zshare.net/audio/665272025802dd7b/  

[Super Cheesio]

"Toad gets ALL the bitches!"  

[Terara Drakon]

Yes!~

Span of mortal life is 80 years. A score is 25 years, so 25x2 is 50. A witch's coven contains 13 members. 13x3 is 39. And the most famous gold rush is, indeed, in 1949, but the only important part there is 49.

80-50+39-49=20. 20 is the answer.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll find something else for you to read.~

Edit: Do you have a limit to how much you'll read? This one's long.  

[[Kegan]]

If you bitches keep throwing one liners at me... seriously, anything I can read in 3 seconds. I feel like I'm wasting my time if I don't atleast get 30 second out.

http://www.zshare.net/audio/6652780530c14cd2/  

[Terara Drakon]

What I have in mind will take you a couple minutes to read, Kegan.