Make your own ten commandments

[chemos32o8]

1. Though shall not over indulge on peeps.
2. Though shall not stick a feather in your hat and call it macaroni.
3. Though shall not stick your junk in another persons face without recording it and putting it up on the web.
4. Though shall not set farts on fire near a gas pump.
5. Though shall not see the movie Twilight and claim of its greatness.
6. Though shall not live in Detroit.
7. Though shall not make TV shows that end in black with indistinguishable noises in the back ground.
8. Though shall not rain on my parade.
9. Though shall not watch Fox News.
10. Though shall not believe the crap that comes out of bible thumpers mouths.  

[dl1371]

chemos32o8

1. Though shall not over indulge on peeps.
2. Though shall not stick a feather in your hat and call it macaroni.
3. Though shall not stick your junk in another persons face without recording it and putting it up on the web.
4. Though shall not set farts on fire near a gas pump.
5. Though shall not see the movie Twilight and claim of its greatness.
6. Though shall not live in Detroit.
7. Though shall not make TV shows that end in black with indistinguishable noises in the back ground.
8. Though shall not rain on my parade.
9. Though shall not watch Fox News.
10. Though shall not believe the crap that comes out of bible thumpers mouths.

those are pretty much what mine would be  

[Dark Lord Erebus]

don't we have the 10 college commandments around here somewhere.  

[What Happened To LSD]

1- Thou shalt not refer to LSD's cat as anything besides Chairman Meow

2- Thou shalt ingest illegal and illicit substances like candy

3- Thou shall respect motrin, for it relives us of our headaches

4- Thou shall honor thy Stewart and Colbert

5- Thou shall remain active in politics and refuse to become an ignorant hick

6- Thou shall beat Devil May Cry by December or face the wrath of Dante

7- Thou shalt respect the Sugar Smacks frog, and acknowledge the greatness of smacks cereal

8- Thou shall give big kisses to thy boyfriend when he comes come from work, for he is tired and needs love.

9- Thou shall hunt Glenn Beck down, and o' one day, punch him in the face

10- Thou shall look like a hottie until the day thy dies.


Okay, now if I actually had a religion..these would be my 10 principles (SRS TIEME)

1- Respect the poor; for without them, your country would not be rich.
2-Give to those who don't have what you have.
3- Excess is waste
4- Respect and value subjectivity. Not everything is black or white
5- Smile at someone you don't know once a day
6-Value your emotions, both good and bad. Don't be ashamed of them, and don't try to eliminate them
7- love your neighbor, and the guy that lives 300 miles away from you that you have never met
8- Always challenge your beliefs, and always be open to learn new things
9- emphasize rationality in all of your beliefs.
10- None of these things MUST be done, but they would make the world a better place  

[Random Justin]

heres one i have always stuck too
thou who smelt it delt it.
but here are some random commandments.
1. thou who smelt it delt it.
2. thou not commit thy peeping Tom.
3. thou shalt not dance in bathroom under yellow light.
4. thou shalt not eat yellow snow.
5 thou shalt not spill beans on thy floor.
6. thou cannot have a mac but a pc
7. thou cannot swear around Connor o brian.
8. thou must flush thys toilet upon using.
9. thou must not use sink at 6:09, because it is jesus's shower time.
10. thou shalt not steal my cookies!  

[Raticiel]

What Happened To LSD

1- Thou shalt not refer to LSD's cat as anything besides Chairman Meow

2- Thou shalt ingest illegal and illicit substances like candy

3- Thou shall respect motrin, for it relives us of our headaches

4- Thou shall honor thy Stewart and Colbert

5- Thou shall remain active in politics and refuse to become an ignorant hick

6- Thou shall beat Devil May Cry by December or face the wrath of Dante

7- Thou shalt respect the Sugar Smacks frog, and acknowledge the greatness of smacks cereal

8- Thou shall give big kisses to thy boyfriend when he comes come from work, for he is tired and needs love.

9- Thou shall hunt Glenn Beck down, and o' one day, punch him in the face

10- Thou shall look like a hottie until the day thy dies.


Okay, now if I actually had a religion..these would be my 10 principles (SRS TIEME)

1- Respect the poor; for without them, your country would not be rich.
2-Give to those who don't have what you have.
3- Excess is waste
4- Respect and value subjectivity. Not everything is black or white
5- Smile at someone you don't know once a day
6-Value your emotions, both good and bad. Don't be ashamed of them, and don't try to eliminate them
7- love your neighbor, and the guy that lives 300 miles away from you that you have never met
8- Always challenge your beliefs, and always be open to learn new things
9- emphasize rationality in all of your beliefs.
10- None of these things MUST be done, but they would make the world a better place

I'm joining your religion. So cute smile