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Orphie

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:28 pm
Nomega, Le Chapeau, and I decided to grace you all with our wonderful fanfiction that we have created. You better believe it!

Super Desu Kawaii: Believe It!
Part 1


The sun rose in the evening sky like a giant c**k crowing. The crickets chirped like the birds of yesterday’s tomorrow. Naruto opened his sapphire optical orbs to behold his beloved giant pulsating manhood, which he needed to satisfy. He then sought out the help of the a**s of Sauske.

He found Sauske in the graveyard being emo with a razor. “Sauske!” Naurto shouted. “I’m going to penetrate your a** caverns. Believe it!” Sauske turned around abruptly, the razor still in his arm and leaking red crimson liquid. Mascara was running down his cheeks like Forrest Gump runs from the truck in that movie. You saw that movie, right? It was pretty good. It changed my life. Believe it!

Naruto ran up to Sauske and pulled down his tight pants and thrust into Sauske’s back butt and front butt at the same time. Naruto used his “nine-tails” to penetrate all of Sauske’s orifices. Sauske screamed like the little girl that Jiraiya (also known as Hashire) touches all the time. Suddenly, Sakura used some sort of jutsu to appear with her giant forehead and her dike haircut. But somehow she figured out a jutsu to get knockers that were nearly as big as her forehead, so Sauske and Naruto were happy to see her. Very happy. In fact, Naruto was so happy, that he ripped Sauske a new a*****e with one of his “nine-tails.”

Sakura said to them, “Can I join you?”

Naruto looked directly at her titties, which is the gateway to a woman’s soul, don’t you know, and said, “Only if you take off that shirt.”

She looked at him intently and said, “I have a boner.”

Naruto was confused, but didn’t question it, because the more dicks you have, the farther you can dig. And he was going to have to dig FAR to get all the way in Sauske. Believe it!

Oh my god, my dog Charlie won’t shut up. Why don’t you put a cork in it? More like, put a c**k in it! Naruto’s c**k namely, if you catch my drift.

To be continued...  
PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:29 pm
I masturbate ot the thought of this every night before bed  

Le Chapeau


Nomega

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:29 pm
It gave me 2 boners writing it and another 5 reading it.  
PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:33 pm
Orphie
“I’m going to penetrate your a** caverns. Believe it!”


The best line, ever.  

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Nomega

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:34 pm
Harupiggy
Orphie
“I’m going to penetrate your a** caverns. Believe it!”


The best line, ever.
Thanks I wrote it.  
PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:35 pm
Harupiggy
Orphie
“I’m going to penetrate your a** caverns. Believe it!”


The best line, ever.

Thanks I wrote it.  

Le Chapeau


Orphie

PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:35 pm
Harupiggy
Orphie
“I’m going to penetrate your a** caverns. Believe it!”


The best line, ever.
Thanks I wrote it.  
PostPosted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:36 pm
I'm gonna use that line you three.
One day.  

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l-Kathulu-l

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 8:59 am
Needed more sex  
PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 9:30 am
Huh.

So thats what happens when 14 year old ninjas have intercourse.

Huh.  

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LifelessFawkes

PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 4:26 pm
That was great to say the least.

"which is the gateway to a woman’s soul, don’t you know" That was awesome, haha
Sounds like Kay wrote that bit, though.  
PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 6:45 pm
Lifeless-Fox
That was great to say the least.

"which is the gateway to a woman’s soul, don’t you know" That was awesome, haha
Sounds like Kay wrote that bit, though.
Well, I'm the fastest typist of all three of us, so I was typing everything out after the first paragraph, so I probably accidentally put things in there like that.  

Orphie


Nomega

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 7:02 pm
Orphie
Lifeless-Fox
That was great to say the least.

"which is the gateway to a woman’s soul, don’t you know" That was awesome, haha
Sounds like Kay wrote that bit, though.
Well, I'm the fastest typist of all three of us, so I was typing everything out after the first paragraph, so I probably accidentally put things in there like that.
I remember when we were writing that part. I believe you said it.  
PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:34 pm
Nomega
Orphie
Lifeless-Fox
That was great to say the least.

"which is the gateway to a woman’s soul, don’t you know" That was awesome, haha
Sounds like Kay wrote that bit, though.
Well, I'm the fastest typist of all three of us, so I was typing everything out after the first paragraph, so I probably accidentally put things in there like that.
I remember when we were writing that part. I believe you said it.
She did.
Kay gets credit for that.  

Le Chapeau


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 4:57 pm
XD

"Mascara was running down his cheeks like Forrest Gump runs from the truck in that movie. You saw that movie, right? It was pretty good. It changed my life. Believe it!"

Changed my life, too.  
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