OMFG! ~offended~

[Reusable Condoms]

Okay people here's what happened -

I went to a church yesterday. I sat there for an hour listening to this church-man blabber. And I normally LOVE the christians but I was so offended ... not once .. in a funking HOUR long sermon .. did they mention His Royal Clamminess, OR the 10 Clammandments! D=< stupid church










 

[Reusable Condoms]

NO ONE else is offended?! D=<  

[Qyp]

Being a Christian. I am offended by your joke.

Begone knave.  

[Das_Couch]

im not even christian x3  

[Reusable Condoms]

;O I shall not begone.


And just for the record, I love christians. =) my family and almost all of my friends, are christian.
But I am pagan and my mom and sister keep dragging me to church in hopes I'll "see the light" -_-'
so I'm sick of church and making jokes is the only way I can handle it w/o getting pissed =P  

[Das_Couch]

zomgeh imma a paggean to XD  

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gothic_lolita_vamp

zomgeh imma a paggean to XD

;O His Clamminess be praised!
I want to get a clam IRL =3 my sister works at a HUGE fish store so I may be able to ;O but the moneeyyyyyz


I want IRL booty grab, durn it! Dx  

[Das_Couch]

i had a clam but i opened it took out the squishy stuf and killed it ><  

[Reusable Condoms]

Yeah it would be like 1000 bucks to get a saltie tank and a clam. D;

T.T daw your poor clam! what did it ever do to you D=  

[Das_Couch]

found it in my creek XD

and it was locked so tight i had to use a butter knife XD  

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gothic_lolita_vamp

found it in my creek XD

and it was locked so tight i had to use a butter knife XD

Someone's not going to clam heaven ;O  

[Das_Couch]

GASP! oh knows (*3*)  

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gothic_lolita_vamp

GASP! oh knows (*3*)

Clam Hell - Stuffed into a pot with a bunch of other clam hell-goers and steamed alive in a sick clambake ritual ;O

o.o oh wow. Dx I hope I go to clam heaven D;

well I'm outtie 5000. =D bye  

[Das_Couch]

XD  

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gothic_lolita_vamp

XD

I seriously don't believe in eating seafood. Not because it's seafood. Seafood is delish =)
But because of how it's killed. >.<

So I will never eat seafood again.
PRAISE HIS CLAMMINESS!!!