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1 And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!
2 Family means no one gets left behind
3 five card stud, nothing wild. And the sky's the limit
4 He said I looked like Boris Karloff!
5 May your only son become a Pointer Sister.
6 Naru I’m sorry!
7 tower deactivated
8 What's an enigma?
9 "No! No! No!" Over and over! When you keep saying "No!" it just makes me so... Sometimes you make me so!... angry.
10 ...Rosy cheeks, no warts.
11 1.21 gigawatts? Great Scott!
12 50,000! You scored 50,000 points on Double Dragon?
13 A baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do!
14 A book report on Peter Rabbit
15 A boy's best friend is his mother.
16 A fool aimes for goals no one has yet reached
17 A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.
18 a handbag?
19 A lemur? We don't even carry lemurs! I'm not even sure I know what a lemur is!
20 A person's a person, no matter how small.
21 A person's life isn't so simple a matter, that it isn't. The true answer is something you find out yourself by how you live your life from this day forward, that it is.
22 A priest, it’s like a nun with a jacket.
23 a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food. Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it'll be beautiful.
24 A thneed's a fine something that all people need
25 A toast to my big brother George: The richest man in town.
26 A word of advice, young man. Storm signals are up at number 17. Bit of heavy weather brewing there
27 Aaaaaaaah! He touched my breast!
28 Aaaay,
29 Ack! Ack! Ack!
30 Age isn't everything.
31 Ah, crud!
32 Ah, the old express train to Hell. No lines, no waiting!
33 AHHHHHH! We're all going to be nullified!
34 All ghosts have unfinished business. That's why they don't cross over.
35 All right, I will. Here's looking at you, kid.
36 All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
37 All righty then
38 All the bunnies are stabbing each other!
39 All things are true... few things are accurate.
40 All things extant in this world, Gods of Earth, Gods of Heaven, let them be as they should. Thus shall it be.
41 All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
42 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
43 All your base are belong to us
44 All's fair in love and war.
45 always look on the bright side of life
46 Always trust your car to a man who has a star
47 An autographed picture of Stan Lee?
48 and every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal.
49 And I love, love, l-l-love... love those blip-blip-blip-blipverts!
50 And if anyone asks what became of me, you relate my life in all its wonder, and end it with a simple and modest "He died."
51 And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger
52 And now for something completely different
53 and now….
54 And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu..
55 And the man said, "I'd like to replace your cat." And the lady said, "That's all right with me, but how are you with catching mice?"
56 And then through the miracle of computer-generated digital technology, Minnie reached into the television set and signed the contract. But when she tried to pull the contract out, the expensive animated characters were instantly converted into even more expensive motion picture stars.
57 And they lived happily ever after, except the Hulk
58 And we're... WYLD STALLYNS!
59 And you're getting delusions of grandeur
60 And... here… we... go!
61 Anyone who needs psychiatry is sick in the head -
62 Anything can happen. How absolutely true.
63 Anything different is good.
64 Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
65 Are you a good user, or a bad user?
66 Are you crazy? Don't go between them!
67 are you pondering what i'm pondering?
68 Are you saying all baseballs are suspicious because they have stitches!?
69 Are you saying... it works? The machine works?
70 Around the suns of Andromeda, I chuckle more at thee. Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins!
71 As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
72 As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again.
73 ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
74 At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.
75 At one point in Uganda, I saw a great lake of sand and a massive speaking dog. It was a dog of love, not of hate.
76 At the end of the experiment, you will be baked and then there will be cake.
77 Attention all personnel. Because of the epidemic, tonight's broken film which has not arrived yet is cancelled.
78 Attention all personnel. Since there are no casualties again today, tonight's midnight movie will be seen at nine o'clock this morning. Also, midnight will be cancelled
79 Attention. Attention. One minute to Charlie. The betting book is now closed.
80 ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!
81 Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.
82 Aw, yeah! There's just something so "sci-fi" about pissin' off into space!
83 Aww Nut Bunnies!
84 Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
85 Bad parents make bad children!
86 Batteries not included.
87 Be excellent to each other
88 Be good.
89 Be sure to drink your Ovaltine
90 Beaver biscuits!
91 Because I want to know who I'm looking at.
92 begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.
93 Behold, the Ultimate Warp Zone!
94 Being human, having your health is what's most important.
95 Bitchin'!
96 Blatherin' Blatherskyte!!
97 Bloody hell!
98 Bodacious!
99 Bogus!
100 Bonasera, Bonasera, what have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?
101 Bonsai, bath toy, wise guy, water boy; lights shine bright in the O-town tonight
102 Boo Yah
103 Boo-yah!
104 Bow Chicka Bow Wow.
105 Boys have a p***s, and girls have a v****a.
106 Bright light. Bright light.
107 Bring out yer dead.
108 Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
109 Buffalo bagels!
110 Burst me bagpipes!
111 But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you
112 But he was my dog... I'll do it
113 BUT I DONT WANNA BE A PIRATE!
114 but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh
115 but know this. You can cut me off from the civlised world. You can incarcerate me with two moronic cellmates. You can torture me with your thrice daily swill, but you cannot break the spirit
116 But when they think of him, it's not how he died that they remember - but how he lived. How he did live!
117 by the time we get there, the kid won't even be dead anymore
118 Call me crazy, but I have a thing about drinking from the a**s of another creature.
119 Call my name! Bastian, please! Save us!
120 Call now, and I'll throw in an extra set for free!
121 Can I keep you?
122 Care for some spotted d**k?
123 Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth.
124 carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.
125 Cast In The Name of God Ye Not Guilty
126 CHEEEEEEEEESSSEE!!!!
127 Chicken Licken said to the King "The sky is falling!" and the King said "All this tampering with the ozone layer..."
128 Chiii
129 Children of the night... What a mess they make.
130 come
131 Come along... you belong... feel the fizz of coocoo cola!
132 Come and live with me in peace and safety, away from all the Wangdoodles, and Hornswogglers, and Snozzwangers, and rotten, Vermicious Knids.
133 Come and play with us
134 Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons! The loons! They're welcoming us back.
135 Come on, fellas. Rome wasn't built in a day.
136 Come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. Come on, hit me. *Hit me!*
137 Come on, lads! Lift it like a lady's skirt!
138 Come out and take it, you dirty, yellow-bellied rat, or I'll give it to you through the door!
139 confuse the goose
140 Correct me if I'm wrong, but you fast forwarded through an entire *year*. That's a lot of sex. Put it all together, it's like... thirty minute's worth for you.
141 Correction, I need the superior information in your inferior brain to fly this... thing.
142 Could you make me a woman?
143 Cow cookies
144 COWABUNGA!
145 Crikey
146 Curiosity kill the cat. Lucky for me, I'm not a cat!
147 Curses...
148 Cut it out
149 Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
150 Damn
151 Damn! He ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3!
152 Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away
153 Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back.
154 Diarrhea cha cha cha Diarrhea cha cha cha.
155 did I do that?
156 Did I do That?
157 did you cut the cheese? Huh huh huh.
158 Did you ever flashy-thing me?
159 Did you feed them after midnight?
160 Dig in, you kids. Here we go.
161 Dilly-dally, shilly-shally
162 Dios mio! You shot him!
163 DJ you pee in bottles
164 Do *not* go in there! Pheeww!
165 Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I
166 do or do not, there is no try
167 Do the monkey with me.
168 Do you hear that, friends? Old World monkeys! According to Bertram Cates, we don't even descend from good American monkeys!
169 Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?
170 Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?
171 Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my mouth?
172 Does she know you're...tinkerbell
173 Does this look "inanimate" to you, punk? If I can move and I can talk, who's to say I can't do anything I want?
174 D'oh!
175 Don't cross the streams.
176 Don't ******** with the babysitter.
177 Don't let me fall into nothingness! I won't be happy there!
178 DON'T MOVE, DIRTBAG!
179 Don't run! We are your friends!
180 Don't think of it as dust. Think of it as maybe the soil of some great past civilization. Maybe the soil of ancient Babylon. It staggers the imagination. He may be carrying soil that was trod upon by Solomon, or even Nebuchudnezzar.
181 Don't touch those! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking!
182 Drop that stereo before I blow your goddamn nuts off, a*****e.
183 Each of you has a remote... to blow up the other boat. At midnight, I blow you all up. If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live.
184 Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
185 Eat my shorts
186 Eight lanes of shimmering cement running from here to Pasadena. Smooth, safe, fast. Traffic jams will be a thing of the past
187 eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
188 Error. Grasshopper disassembled... Re-assemble!
189 es I'm blind, what are you ******** deaf?
190 "E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!"
191 Even an improbability drive needs coordinates which I happen to have.
192 Even though you've been raised as a human, you are not one of them.
193 Everybody remember where we parked.
194 everytime i go back in time to try and save someone everything goes wrong
195 evil will always triumph because good is dumb
196 Excellent
197 Excelsior!
198 Excuse me sir, but can you direct me to the location of where I can locate some eggs for I would like to purchase them so that I can take them home with me and I can eat them today.And maybe tomorrow
199 Face front, true believer!
200 Faith is believing when common sense tells you not to.
201 Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!
202 Feed me!
203 Fesity Little Sheila
204 Filigree, apogee, pedigree, perigee!
205 Fine. We'll skip the rope. We'll skip the sit-ups…
206 finish him
207 Finish the job ..., blow them all to hell!
208 Fire that musket and I cuts his throat
209 Fire: The Untamed Element, Oldest of Man's Mysteries, Giver of warmth, Destroyer of forests, right now *this* building is on fire. Yes! The building is on fire! Leave the building! Enact the Age Old drama of Self-Preservation!
210 First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
211 Fish. Salmon. Sushi.
212 Flux Capacitor... Fluxxing
213 Fly, yes. Land, no
214 Follow me. I know where I'm going.
215 For a penguin to have the same size of brain as a man the penguin would have to be over sixty-six feet high.
216 For tonight, we dine in hell!
217 Fox hunting? You like fox hunting, yes.
218 Frank says that he talks to Johnny, little Johnny on the radio in the future, and this guy claims to be your son!
219 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn
220 Fred, what we want is, I think, what everyone wants, and what you and your viewers have: civilization.
221 Free the pee! Free the pee! Free the pee!
222 From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.
223 From now on if anyone's gonna make my girlfriend cranky and psychotic, it's gonna be me.
224 G'day, amigo.
225 Gentlemen, I have a plan.
226 GET OFF MY PLANE!
227 Give me your hands, if we be friends, And Robin shall restore amends
228 Give yourself over to absolute pleasure.
229 Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'" hat's what Christmas is all about,
230 Go ahead make my day
231 God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas.
232 God, I LOVE *BEING A TURTLE*!
233 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We are tonight's entertainment!
234 GOOD FOR MEE!
235 Good morning, and if I don't see you again, good afternoon, good evening and good night.
236 Good news, everyone!
237 Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face
238 gotta juice!
239 Great Caesar's Ghost
240 Great, I have one chicken-wuss and one kid who just entered puberty in my team!
241 Guess there's noting left to do but go home, eat yams and fart till I pass out.
242 Ha - who - ha
243 Happy Happy Happy! Joy Joy Joy!
244 Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you're not too big? That maybe this place is just too small?
245 Have a Look at This
246 Have Mercy!
247 have you ever been face down in the mud, and been kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you haven't! No one has! It's a stupid question! Forget I even asked!
248 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
249 He chose poorly.
250 He didn't die of old age, either. He was poisoned, stabbed, shot, hung, stretched, disembowled, drawn and quartered.
251 He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus
252 He dresses like a bum.
253 He had yellow eyes! So, help me, God! Yellow eyes!
254 He put his head and his arm under the press. Why?
255 He slimed me.
256 He tasks me; he heaps me and I'll chase him round Good Hope, and round the Horn, and round the Norway Maelstrom, and round perdition's flames before I give him up
257 He was your son and my little brother, and you killed him
258 headlight fluid does exist! It's right next to the elbow grease at the store. You just need to look harder
259 Hee Haw
260 HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY KIDS!
261 Heeere's Johnny!
262 Hee-hee-hee! But what fun is destruction if no "precious" lives are lost?
263 Hello Boils and Ghouls!
264 Hello, computer.
265 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
266 Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think!
267 Hello-icus!
268 Help me! Help meeee!
269 Help! Don't eat me!
270 helpless and stupefied
271 Here are your names...Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.
272 Here we are, 17 Cherry Tree Lane,
273 Here, have a cow.
274 Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
275 here's what happened
276 He's a naughty boy
277 he's got high hopes!
278 Hes wacko, man! Hes worse than crazy. Hes evil.
279 Hey Hey Hey!
280 Hey Vern
281 Hey wait! I get it! FRENCH CLASS!
282 Hey!...That's Enough!
283 Hey, forget about it!
284 Hey, if it makes you feel any better, Lady Deathstrike tried to kill you when you were asleep.
285 Hey, I've got a social disease!
286 Hey, Listen !
287 Hey, STELLA.
288 Hey, still have that unbreakable skull?
289 Hey, this is not a test! This is rock and roll! Time to rock it from the Delta to the D.M.Z.
290 Hey, you're supposed to give me some PEEPEE! where's that peepee? We're talking about peepee here! I NEED THAT PEEPEE!!!!!!
291 Hidee Ho
292 Hit me, man. I LIKE IT!!
293 Hokey Smoke!
294 HOLD IT!
295 Holy jumping mother o'God in a side-car with chocolate jimmies and a lobster bib!
296 Holy jumping weasel fritters on a hot cross bun!
297 Holy New Year's Eve, he has me in his famous trick streamers!
298 Holy testicle Tuesday.
299 homie don't play that
300 Horse hockey!
301 How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa!
302 How can bullshit walk?
303 How can you tell a network executive is lying? His lips move!
304 How rude!
305 How ugly is he?
306 how would you feel about being turned into a nice white rabbit?
307 How'd you make your tummy move like that?
308 How's it going, royal ugly dudes?
309 Huh. That's the first time I've ever heard the words "bowels" and "funhouse" in the same sentence.
310 Hulk smash claw people.
311 Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
312 Humble has two meanings. It means "not proud" and "close to the ground."
313 I always knew some day you'd come walking back through my door.
314 I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.
315 I am Error
316 I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter
317 I am invincible!
318 I am Jack's smirking revenge.
319 I am not a Frankenstein. I'm a Fronkensteen
320 I am not a racist. I hate everybody irrelevant of other issues.
321 I am NOT a weenie, YOU are the weeny!!
322 I am not an animal!
323 I am not an animal! I am a human being!
324 I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
325 I am still alive but very burnt.
326 I am the auditor that wants to look at your books
327 I am the batteries that are not included.
328 I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.
329 I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.
330 I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE!
331 I am the hairball that clogs your drains.
332 I am the headache in the criminal mind.
333 I am the itch you cannot reach.
334 I am the jailer who throws away the key.
335 I am the low ratings that cancel your program.
336 I am the onion that stings in your eye.
337 I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out.
338 I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.
339 I am the slug that slimes your Begonias.
340 I am the smoke that smokes Smoked Oysters.
341 I am the surprise in your cereal box...
342 I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks.
343 I am the termite that devours your floorboards.
344 I am the terror that flaps in the night
345 I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am…
346 I am your father
347 I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
348 I bring you grains of truth!
349 I call him Cosmic Creepers, because that's the name he came with.
350 I can still remember that moment...You brandished those bloomers on high, and shouted...'Objection!
351 I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train, I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down
352 I can't unravel the mysteries of the universe! I can't even unravel a pair of panties!
353 I choose you !
354 I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
355 I come from the Net - through systems, peoples, and cities - to this place: MAINFRAME
356 I created so many things, really. But I used my ova for you. So I'm more like your mother than your creator.
357 I didn't kill my wife!
358 I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do! I do! I do!
359 I do not leak, you leak
360 I do not think about things I do not think about.
361 I do not want to catch pregnancy!
362 I don't believe in giving animals ridiculous names.
363 I don't believe this. I got the scroll weapon, and I almost beat Mecha-Turtle at the end of level three!
364 I don't care for the appearance of this pitiful little hamlet... So burn it!!
365 I Don't Drink ... Wine.
366 I don't get scared.
367 I don't know nothing about birthing babies
368 I don't know who's the bigger fool: Him for going; you for following; or me for not leaving you both
369 I don't know. I'm making this up as I go.
370 I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this. And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
371 I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.
372 I don't shut up. I grow up. And when I look at you, I throw up.
373 I don't swear just for the hell of it. Language is a poor enough means of communication. I think we should all the words we've got. Besides, there are damn few words that anybody understands.
374 I don't want to go down into the sewer. It smells like poo gas.
375 I fart in your general direction
376 I feel the need, the need for speed
377 I fell so completely in love with these shoes, I bought enough pairs to last my whole lifetime. This is my last pair.
378 I find a little giggle-gas before I begin increases my pleasure enormously.
379 I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. It belonged to a 1984 AFC Championship ring
380 I found him, he belongs to me!
381 I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill.
382 I gave him like a traditional African name: O.J.
383 I get no respect
384 I Got a Hard Head
385 I got a rock
386 I got half a mind to kill you...And the other half agrees.
387 I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
388 I gotta find Bubba!
389 I gotta have an out-of-body-experience, and I gotta have it RIGHT NOW!
390 I happen to be the top scientific genius in the universe. I am cute. I have to admit,
391 I hate spunk
392 I have a bad feeling about this
393 I have always liked... Cowabunga.
394 I have been... and always shall be... your friend.
395 I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
396 i have not yet begun to fight
397 I have the power!
398 I hear the grasshopper.
399 I helped Del's mouse become a circus mouse. Gonna live in a mouse city. Down in...
400 I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!
401 I just love searching for life forms
402 I kill me! HA!
403 I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
404 I knew you'd escape. They haven't built a circuit that could hold you!
405 I know an 11-year-old girl who is already on the pill.
406 I know what we're gonna do today!
407 I know what we're gonna do today.
408 I know what you are , what am I?
409 I like me
410 I love the Power Glove. It's so bad.
411 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
412 I made a funny!
413 I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
414 I need a chili dog
415 I never wanted to be a barber anyway... I wanted to be a lumberjack!
416 I only have my dreams, and if I run away from them, I’ll have nothing left
417 I oughta slug you!
418 I pity da foo
419 I said that I would see you because I had heard that you were a serious man, to be treated with respect. But I must say no to you and let me give you my reasons.
420 I saw my death in that eye, and this isn't how it happens.
421 I shall never forget that scream as long as I live..
422 I shot him in the a**. With one of these. What? I did.
423 I speak French, but that doesn't make me Joan of Arc.
424 I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!
425 I tell ya what
426 I think every guy should at one time try to name an animal or something.
427 I think I need a root canal. I definitely need a long, slow root canal.
428 I think I'm going to miss you most of all.
429 I think it looks more like a Puma
430 I thrill when I drill a bicuspid / It's swell though they tell me I'm mal-ad-just-ed.
431 I told you I blew a fuse by shorting out that electrical tower. I was checking out some daisys!
432 I told you, don't call me Junior!
433 I touched her breast! She doesn't have breasts!
434 I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
435 I wanna hurt this movie, but I'll never be able hurt it the way it hurt me.
436 I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
437 I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs. *Chili's* Baby back ribs.
438 I want my jar of dirt!
439 I want to buy eight hot dogs and eight hot dog buns to go with them. But no one sells eight hot dog buns. They only sell twelve hot dog buns. So I end up paying for four buns I don't need. So I am removing the superfluous buns.
440 I want to play a game
441 I want to thank my Grandma for always being so good to me, and, and for helping save the world and everything.
442 I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
443 I want you to make a choice.
444 I was 18, he was 28. Turns out it was a big difference.
445 I was born a poor black child
446 I was in the Pool!
447 I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare.
448 I wish I had a million dollars... Hot dog!
449 I wish I had words, man. I wish I had words... I can tell ya something like the other day he wanted to kill me. Somethin' like that…
450 I wish, I wish I were a fish.
451 I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.
452 I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.
453 I wrote them down in my Diary so that I wouldn't *have* to remember
454 I’d horsewhip you if I had a horse.
455 I'd Just As Soon Kiss a Wookiee:
456 I'd like to "a**" you a few questions.
457 I'd like to be all shot up with embalming fluid.
458 if bullshit wore a bra, you'd be top heavy.
459 If I held you any closer I’d be in back of you.
460 If I hold you any closer, I’ll be in back of you
461 If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
462 If loving me is wrong, you don't wanna be right!
463 If that don't beat all. I never saw such a dog.
464 If the camels die, we die. And in twenty days they will start to die.
465 If the Lord wishes a sponge to think, it thinks!
466 If the Martians land, the're gonna need a place to stay. Just like everybody else.
467 If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists
468 If the turtle is causing that much trouble, then I’ll just eat him for you very soon!
469 If we're all ready on the Dark Side of the Moon... play the five tones.
470 If you build it, HE will come
471 If you push the button you get 1 million dollars
472 If you're lying to me, I'll be back!
473 I'll be back!
474 I'll carry on, carry over, carry foward, Carey Grant, cash in carry, carry me back to old virginia, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will NOT carry a gun!
475 I'll get those Plumbers!
476 I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too
477 I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today
478 I'll name him John, since that's where we found him.
479 I'll... be... right... here.
480 I'm a b-a-a-a-d boy!
481 I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes hey!
482 I'm a god. I'm not *the* God... I don't think.
483 I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going.
484 I'm an excellent driver.
485 I'm breaking in my pants.
486 I'm getting a little concerned about what I'm seeing on some of these reruns.
487 I'm giving your hijinks the heave-ho, post-haste! I'm the boss here!
488 I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
489 I'm gonna make him an offer he won't refuse.
490 I'm gonna shoot you where it don't grow back.
491 I'm goon perpetrate a great big whammy!
492 I'm Henry the 8th I am. Henry the 8th I am I am
493 I'm in!
494 I'm melting! I'm melting!
495 I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
496 I'm not quite dead yet
497 I'm not scrawny, I'm svelte!
498 I'm Rick James, b***h!
499 I'm section 8, head to toe. I'm wearing a warner bra. I play with dolls. My last wish is to be buried in my mother's wedding gown. I'm nuts. I should be out.
500 I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
501 Im stuck in the chair
502 I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
503 I'm the king of the world!
504 I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.
505 In charge? I don't know, man. I'm just doing what I'm told
506 In the beginning the universe was created. This made a lot of people angry and has widely been considered as a bad move.
507 In the grading system, I would have assigned you all with an "F," which, if I had control of the grading system, I would make the lowest grade a "Z" since that is the final letter in the alphabet, which starts with "A" and ends with "Z."
508 In the jungle, you must wait until the dice read five or eight.
509 Into space... a stream of cat atoms... It'd be funny if life weren't so sacred.
510 Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
511 Iron Maiden? Excellent!
512 Is it safe?
513 Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
514 Is that the only word you know? "No?"
515 Is that... is that hair gel?
516 Isn't She Gorgeous?
517 it has a name
518 It has been said that somthing as small as the flutter of a butterfly's wing can ultimately cause a typhoon halfway around the world.
519 It is a good day to die
520 It is sweet. The latest, greatest universal remote not even on the market yet.
521 it stinks
522 It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends
523 It was a run-by fruiting. I'll get them sir. Don't worry. Good waste of juice.
524 It was all that Dan Marino's fault, everyone knows that. If he had held the ball, laces out, like he was supposed to, Ray would never have missed that kick
525 It was nothing like that, p***s breath!
526 It was the stern, guiding voice of the Commissioner with just the right kind of hair-raising case we can wrap our overactive adrenal glands around!
527 It wasn't me. It was the one armed man.
528 It’s a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle
529 It's a mad house. A mad house.
530 It's A Secret To Everyone
531 It's a song, you green-blooded... Vulcan. You sing it. The words aren't important. What's important is that you have a good time singing it
532 It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!
533 It's a twister! It's a twister!
534 It's all for you.
535 It's definitely very small in here.
536 It's filled with action and adventure and even features a scene with a man wrestling a bear for no reason.
537 It's GENeric!!
538 it's good to be dead
539 It's Good To Be King
540 It's just a flesh wound
541 It's just that I-I'm not used to being treated so well by a beautiful woman...
542 It's like the Adventures of Link. He has to find Zelda, you have to find a house. Same difference!
543 it's neither a circus nore a musical it's not magic either what it is, is the best entertainment show in the world
544 It's not a tumor!
545 It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.
546 It's only a model!
547 It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!
548 It's showtime.
549 It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
550 It's Turbo Man. My son wants one too.
551 it's……
552 I've been nothin' but myself since the day I was born, and if you can't see that it's your failin', not mine.
553 I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.
554 I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!
555 I've got to believe there's something out there better than this. Otherwise I'll just curl up into a larval position and weep.
556 I've just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. That's one of a hundred memories I don't want.
557 I've never seen my sister this happy, Ian. If you hurt her, I'll kill you and make it look like an accident.
558 I've seen detergents leave a better film than this.
559 I've seen naked ladies before. I have cable TV.
560 I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT.
561 I've still got it!
562 Jane, you ignorant slut
563 Jingle Bells, Batman smells.
564 jinkies
565 Just keep swimming swimming swimming
566 KHHHHAAAAAAAAN!
567 kissed you, because i dont hate you
568 Klaatu barada nikto
569 Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice
570 Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again!
571 Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain.
572 last time I played this game, it ruined my life.
573 laugh with me
574 Let's do what we do best , eat.
575 Let's get dangerous
576 Let's go! Move it! Move it! Move it!
577 Life clocks are a lie! Carousel is a lie! THERE IS NO RENEWAL!
578 Life is NOT a malfunction
579 life, uh... finds a way
580 Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!
581 Life's full of barbaric customs. But I hope they all end with a kiss like that.
582 Light bulbs die, my sweet. I will depart.
583 Like wow!
584 Like, O..M…G..!
585 Lions and tigers and bears! Oh, my!
586 Listen to this dude Rufus, he knows what he's talking about.
587 Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous
588 Look at it, it's not pink. It's like, uhhh, a lightish-red.
589 Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops
590 Look! Here, there, everywhere! I've got a feeling, a feeling deep inside, a feeling I can't hide. Oh, no!
591 Look, stars! Ready when you are, Raoul
592 look, um, one more thing
593 Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
594 LOOO-HOOO-ZUH-HER!
595 Lordie,Lordie,Lordie
596 m telling ya baby, that's not mine.
597 make it so
598 Man, I'm pretty!
599 Max's terrifying head is a universal symbol of something or other.
600 May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your hope chest.
601 May a crazed furniture refinisher stain your sister's hope chest
602 May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub.
603 May a weird holy man drop a cactus down your shorts.
604 May the force be with you!
605 May you be forced to visit a near-sighted proctologist.
606 Meaow! Meow!
607 Meet the Twins, Bweryang and Bob.
608 Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium!
609 Microwave lasagna. Possibly nature's most perfect food.
610 Missed it by that much.
611 Mom is Pepermint?
612 more waffles than a house of pancakes
613 Most people are so ungrateful to be alive, but not you, not any more...
614 Mosura ya Mosura Mothra O Mothra Dongan kasakuyan Indo muu Rusuto uiraadoa
615 Mule muffins!
616 My book please
617 My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.
618 My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flashes.
619 My glasses! I can't be seen without my glasses!
620 My glasses! I can't see without my glasses!
621 My God, man. Drilling holes in his head isn't the answer
622 My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
623 My life is full because I know I am loved.
624 My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.
625 MY NAME IS FRANKENSTEIN!
626 My people; we are without Bungholes...
627 My views ain't extreme, mister, they're common sense, and what a lot of people would say if they had the guts.
628 My way... or the highway.
629 Nah, when she's hot to trot she's still gotta squat.
630 Nahrf!!!
631 never give up never surrender
632 never goose an emu
633 Never judge things by their appearance... even carpetbags.
634 Never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies?
635 Nice beaver!
636 Nice pig doc
637 Nimble little minx, in't she?
638 n** it.
639 no capes
640 no dogs allowed
641 no escape
642 No he's okay. He just kicked a** on Double Dragon.
643 No one can resist my Schwetty Balls
644 No one has to die at 30! You could live! LIVE! Live, and grow old! I've seen it! She's seen it!
645 No power in the universe can stop the Daleks!
646 No problem
647 No Sir, I didnt like it
648 No we came back because the alien died...and because the big glowing sword turned out to be a big glowing key.
649 No Worries, Mate
650 NO! I WANT MY GEE GOLLY FORT DAY DONTCHA' KNOW!?!?
651 No! There's a woman's dead body *inside* the bed in the mattress.
652 No, and that was nothing like a good joke.
653 No, Helene and Andre believed in the sacredness of life. They wouldn't harm anything...not even a fly.
654 No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
655 No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse!
656 No, man. I'm mind-numbingly depressed. It's great.
657 No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.
658 No, no, that's Buuuuud.
659 No, not at any time, only when it was funny.
660 No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone.
661 No, we will not die like dogs! We will fight like lions! ..
662 No, worse... LAWNMOWER!
663 No. I believe that a sword is a weapon, and Kendo is a technique for killing. Ms. Kaoru believes that I cannot kill a man...I just love her naive impression of me! I wish that it's the truth, but I'm afraid it isn't.
664 No... wire... hangers. What's wire hangers doing in this closet when I told you: no wire hangers EVER?
665 Nobody calls me "bub" anymore.
666 Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.
667 NOBODY steps on a church in my town.
668 Nooooooooooooooooooo!
669 Not bonsai, BANZAI!
670 Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, Captain.
671 Not good, brilliant!
672 Not nobody, not nohow!
673 not the mama
674 Nothing beats the sweet music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!
675 Nothing has ever cut me so deeply to the quick. No blow ever struck by any archvillain has ever hurt me so acutely as that little boy's 'boo'.
676 Now I know I have a heart, because it's breaking
677 Now that was when people KNEW how to be in love. They knew it! Time, distance... nothing could separate them because they knew. It was right. It was real.
678 Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy!
679 Now, was that civilized? No, clearly not. Fun, but in no sense civilized.
680 Number 5 is alive.
681 O Captain, my Captain.
682 OBJECTION!
683 Occassionally I think about doing something to change my situation, but where am I going to get hold of a Stealth Bomber?
684 Of course not. You lack vision, but I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night.
685 Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human.
686 Oh because I am allergic to things that I do not want to do
687 oh boy
688 Oh boy! Cheese for my hamster and me!
689 Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it.
690 Oh my legs they seem to be broken.
691 Oh no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast.
692 Oh what a beautiful bride. You know it's not too late... you can always change your mind... I'm available.
693 Oh what a world, what a world.
694 Oh yes , there will be blood
695 Oh yes. Today, we join in holy matrimony Ed and Sylvia... I knew a Slyvia once... no... she's dead...
696 Oh, be-have.
697 Oh, George, you didn't jump into the river. How sensible of you!
698 Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man!
699 Oh, no its the tadpole squad! EWWWWWWWWW! EWWWWWWWW
700 Oh, no, no. So what? Everything I fast forwarded it-it's just gonna do it on its own now?
701 Oh, obviously! The moment I sat down I thought I was looking into a mirror.
702 Oh, same-old same-old.
703 Oh, so it's a *girl* house...
704 Oh, the red button there kid, don't ever, ever touch the red button!
705 Oh, there's nothing wrong with the children. Only the governesses.
706 Oh, Tish. That's French
707 Oh, yes, definitely. A view halloo.
708 Oh, your dad said that. Your dad is a Moron. He's a moron, you know what a moron is?, that's what your dad is.
709 Ok Mr and Mrs. "We don't care about brown hair and brown eyes. We just want him into our home and let him play with our disgusting cat.
710 Ok. Leave this to me. I'm British. I know how to queue.
711 On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil!
712 On the other side of the screen, it all looks so easy.
713 one MORE thing!
714 One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.
715 One night I said it to me girl, and now me girl's me wife.
716 One of these days, you're gonna die laughing.
717 One time at band camp...I put a flute in my p***y
718 One to be born. From a dragon. Hosting the light. And the dark. Arises high up. In the sky
719 One... Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS!
720 Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
721 Ooh...Scccaandaaloussss
722 Or , it's a key all the time, and when you put it in people...it unlocks their death.
723 ou have to do the best with what God gave you.
724 Ouch.
725 our ball just landed on Nebbercracker's lawn. It doesn't exist anymore..
726 Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.
727 our use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors,
728 Party on, dudes!
729 Pay a man enough, and he'll walk barefoot into hell.
730 Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain
731 People are frightened by what they don't understand.
732 People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.
733 Perhaps "because it is there" is not sufficient reason for climbing a mountain.
734 Pervert. Pervert. Hideki is a pervert.
735 Pi pi pi pi pi piss off, Lou
736 Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little, cheep cheep cheep
737 Pigeon pellets
738 Pink? I wouldn't say pink. More of a... slightly less red.
739 Pinky swear?
740 Play it cool boy, real cool.
741 please and thank you
742 Plug it up, plug it up, plug it up, plug it up, plug it up.
743 Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?
744 practically perfect in every way.
745 Precious, precious, precious! My Precious!
746 Prodigious!
747 Put 'em up, put 'em up!
748 Put me back in! Put me back in!
749 Quickly as you can, snatch the pebble from my hand.
750 Radical!
751 rat from Jay
752 Redrum. Redrum. Redrum.
753 Relax, I'm an American. My life revolves around electronics. I think I can handle it.
754 Remember deal! No questions!
755 Remember the wisdom of Solomon in the book of Proverbs. "He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind.
756 Remember, kids, we're professional cartoon characters. Don't try this at home.
757 Return to the past *now*.
758 revenge is a dish that is best served cold
759 Riddikulus!
760 Right Here, Naughty
761 Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.
762 Roll, roll, roll in ze hay.
763 Room service? Send up a larger room
764 rosebud
765 Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love Spectre.
766 Salutations is my fancy way of saying hello.
767 saved you again, Princess. Kiss me
768 Say Hello to My Little Friend
769 scientists believe that these penguins, these comic flightless web-footed little bastards may finally unwittingly help man to fathom the uncharted depths of the human mind
770 Screw you pal! I can talk that way to anyone however I want!
771 Second star to the right and straight on 'til morning.
772 SECRET TECHNIQUE, DOUBLE-SPLITTING SWORD!
773 See ya later, Navigator!
774 SERENITY NOW!
775 Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?
776 Sha-Sha-Shaw!
777 Shazbut
778 She brought you something special when she came here, didn't she? That's what you hold onto. That's how you keep her alive.
779 She loved you, you know.
780 She's his Shipoopi.
781 SHIELA! COME BACK TO ME! I MADE YOU A MUFFIN!
782 Shoot 'em in the back!
783 show me the money
784 shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
785 Shwiiiiiing!
786 Simmer down
787 Sissss, Boooom, Baaaaah! Describe the sound you hear when a sheep blows up!!
788 sit boy!
789 Sit, Ubu, sit! ...Good dog!
790 Smart is not a four-letter word. That would be smar
791 Smile you son of a b***h.
792 Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?
793 So make sure your room is brightly lit and that your not sitting too close to the tv
794 So what are we gonna do? Come on, think! I'm not going to an English prison. With my feathery blond hair and Chon's athletic build, they'll try to make us the bell of the ball.
795 So, there you have it. The Beat Alls have taken over; the Girls have taken off. Will they return? Perhaps, perhaps not. But as they say, tomorrow never knows. I'm Stuart Best, and this has been "A Day in the Life.
796 Someone blows their nose and you want to keep it?
797 sometime when the team is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Gipper.
798 sometimes I just don't understand human behavior
799 sometimes you gotta run before you can walk
800 Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.
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801 Speaking of names, I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
802 spoon!
803 Spotted d**k, sir?
804 start the day with a smile, and you'll END the day with one.
805 step out of line, and we'll hang you and your laundry out to dry
806 stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!
807 Stop this crazy thing!!!!
808 Stop! Surrender! Give yourself up! By all that is holy I might forget myself and do you violence!
809 Suck gas, evildoer.
810 Sure I heard of cows. What do you think I am? A dummy?
811 Sure! Big beautiful set like that? You want something'll put you right in the show.
812 Take a picture. It lasts longer.
813 TAKE THAT!
814 Talking man hurt Hulk. Hulk rip off talking man's head!
815 tea earl gray hot
816 Tell me what you cherish most. Give me the pleasure of taking it away.
817 Tender!
818 Thank you for watch my film. I hope you like.
819 That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!
820 That boy ain't right.
821 That guy, Tex, is really a robot. And you're his boyfriend. So that makes you.. a gay robot!
822 That is why you fail
823 That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style!
824 That's a big Twinkie.
825 That's a lie! You're always staring at my buppies.
826 That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?
827 That's my business. Now if you'll excuse, I have to go to the little boys' room.
828 That's not a knife. THIS is a knife
829 That's not a school, it's a ZOO! Those aren't boys, they're monkeys!
830 That's so great, like puppies!
831 That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
832 That's what I said, sir. Go fly a kite!
833 That's what I'm talkin' about
834 That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie.
835 the heart of the cards
836 The Bible is a book. It's a good book, but it is not the only book
837 The Claw!
838 the difference between you and me? I make this look good
839 The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
840 the first page is just a collection of English words with their own translation. But the rest of the book...the rest of the book—It's a cookbook!
841 The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
842 The Force will be with you, always. …
843 The future is an enormous question mark, and I don't know what lies ahead. I only know that if it moves, I'm shooting it.
844 The horror... the horror…
845 the ivory-fanged, the hunter with eyeballs aflame.
846 The last time I ate a ball of cotton, it was white. And it did not taste very good.
847 The last to go will see the first three go before her.
848 The love inside, you take it with you.
849 The Lovers, the Dreamers, and me.
850 The man is clear in his mind, but his soul is mad.
851 The Naughty Bits.
852 The next person who's nice to me dies is going to die with boots on. Mine!
853 The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!
854 The next time I tell you that I saw something when I saw it, you believe me that I saw it!
855 the nothing will be here any minute
856 the only way these people can get on with their happy lives is that they Do... Not... Know about it!
857 The pen is mightier than the sword.
858 the power is yours !
859 The Power is YOURS~!
860 The Power of Christ compels you!
861 the powers of the quail": patience, intelligence, and speed
862 The quickest way to end a miracle is to ask it why it is... or what it wants.
863 The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.
864 The rules are... there ain't no rules!
865 The same thing we do everynight
866 The search for the Grail is the search for the divine in all of us.
867 The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries.
868 The stuff that dreams are made of
869 The things you own end up owning you.
870 The thunder claps, and the demon roars. now, is the time to defeat, Earth's evil
871 The time is eight-forty seven A.M... Current outside temperature is ninety three degrees with an estimated high of one hundred and five.
872 The true crimefighter always carries everything he needs in his utility belt, Robin.
873 The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a car, why not do it with some style?
874 The world is a lie, man. Only darkness is truth.
875 The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas.
876 Them that die will be the lucky ones!
877 There are rules
878 There are two kinds of people - Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek
879 there coming to get you barbra
880 There is a lesson you will learn: sometimes you must go back a turn.
881 There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be.
882 There you have it: your average boy-meets-girl, boy-likes-girl, boy-changes-the-underlying-social-order story.
883 There's a big snake in the plane, Jock.
884 There's a girl...on my bed, YES.
885 There's a lot of ugly things in this world, son. I wish I could keep 'em all away from you. That's never possible.
886 There's a reason they call me the "hanging judge".
887 There's nice a** at the field, that's why I always hang around it.
888 there's no place like home!
889 there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."
890 There's only one thing good about life. DEATH!!
891 These pretzels are making me thirsty
892 They all did it. But if you wanna know who killed Mr. Boddy, I did. In the hall. With the revolver. Okay, Chief, take 'em away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife
893 They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
894 They judge me before they even know me - that's why I'm better off alone...
895 They like you very much, but they are not the hell "your" whales.
896 they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!
897 They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son.
898 They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room.
899 they're animals
900 They're back.
901 They're finny and funny and oh so delish! They're joyful and jolly Joker fish!
902 They're here.
903 This girl, she’s a more dangerous character than me
904 This good lady is looking for the other half of this book
905 This is an outrage! We are all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless.
906 this is another fine mess you gotten us into
907 This is just like that time …..
908 This is my house, I have to defend it.
909 This is story about panda, not bull!
910 this is the city….
911 This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.
912 This jerk failed 3 times already.
913 This monster does not know the concept of "around"
914 This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
915 This one... not so much...
916 this sucks!
917 This was no boat accident.
918 This whomps!
919 thor's my hero
920 Those lights are blinking out of sequence.
921 those people who we commonly label fools wise people folwo those fools they praise those who succeed and laugh at those who fail; such is the way of the world but a true star will never stop trying to be her best.
922 three minutes to Wapner.
923 Throw me a frickin' bone here!
924 Time for Noogies!
925 Tis but a scratch!
926 to be or not to be
927 to discover where your strength and your power are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people,
928 to ensure this invasion runs smoothly it is imperative we identify the dominant life forms on this world. Those lactating bovoids are likley candidates.
929 To hunt a species to extinction is not logical.
930 To infinity, and beyond!
931 toasty
932 TOPANGA!!!!!!
933 Totally tubular, dude!
934 Trees and people used to be good friends. I saw that tree and decided to buy the house. Hope Mom likes it too. Okay, let's pay our respects then get home for lunch.
935 Treguna, Makoidees, Trecorum, Sadis Dee!
936 trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.
937 t's called The Spells of Astoroth.
938 Ugh!
939 Ugh! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs!
940 Uh, well, I got a note.
941 underpants underpants underpants
942 Ungrateful little yuppie larva.
943 Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not
944 Up until now everything around here has been, well, pleasant. Recently certain things have become unpleasant. Now, it seems to me that the first thing we have to do is to separate out the things that are pleasant from the things that are unpleasant.
945 Viewer beware. You're in for scare
946 Wa! Wa! Wa!
947 Wait a minute. These things come in different sizes? What are these, jumbos?
948 Wait'll they get a load of ME!
949 War is show business, that's why we're here.
950 Warriors... come out to play-eeeee!
951 wa-wa
952 Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand.
953 Wax on... wax off. Wax on... wax off.
954 We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!
955 We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!
956 We are going to cut Florida off from the mainland of our oppressors and float out to sea.
957 We are the best kept secret in the galaxy.
958 We came, we saw, we kicked its a**!
959 We can no longer live as rats. We know too much.
960 We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
961 We can't have them gallivanting up there like kangaroos, can we?
962 We did everything just the way grownups would have. Why didn't it work?
963 WE GOT ONE!
964 We Mainframers stick together.
965 We must face tomorrow, whatever it may hold, with determination, joy and bravery
966 We were awesome!
967 We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical
968 We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams.
969 We’ve run into some migrating hot springs turtles!
970 weasel
971 Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?
972 Welcome......TO THE FUTURE!!!!
973 Well Begun is Half-Done
974 Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men
975 Well, see! The movie has finally thrown up its hands and said, "I just don't know."
976 Well, that looks like a huge...
977 Well, they're bouyant and log-shaped, Max, but hardly alligators.
978 Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
979 Well. He has his strengths and his weaknesses. You see, he's American.
980 We're going to play a wonderful game called...”Who is my daddy and what does he do?"
981 We're not gonna have a war, we're gonna have the appearance of a war.
982 We're not laughing at you - we're laughing near you.
983 We're now a quarter of an inch tall, and sixty four feet from the house. That's an equivalent of three-point-two miles. That's a long way. Even for a man of science.
984 We're supposed to be at home, David. We're supposed to be in color!
985 We're your first, last, and only line of defense.
986 We've adopted Satan!
987 We've anxiously awaited your return my liege.
988 What a crock.
989 What a pretty name! And it belongs to ME now.
990 What am I supposed to do with the little creep? He's already been returned 30 times!
991 What are you looking at butthead?
992 What Can I Say? I'm hooked.
993 What deviltry are you up to now, Joker?
994 What did I tell ya? There's the whole world at your feet. And who gets to see it but the birds, the stars and the chimney sweeps.
995 What do you mean, I'm not white? Why didn't you tell me this before?
996 what does the scouter say about his power level?
997 what I really wanted to be was a lumberjack
998 What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo.
999 what say, you, we go out on the down and swing, baby? Yea
1000 What the hell are you doing? I had the magic key. I got the cross. I was closing in on the barbarian!
1001 What we got here is... failure to communicate.
1002 what.......does.........a........yellow....light....mean
1003 What? Babies creep me out.
1004 Whatcha *do*-in'?
1005 Whatever you say, ponytail. Who am I to say no to a little murder. Strike a pose.
1006 whatever you say, slick, but I need to tell you something about all your skills. As of right now, they mean precisely... d**k.
1007 whats a nug?
1008 What's the matter? WHAT'S THE MATTER? I will tell you "what's the matter!" I go out of my way for you! I do everything to try and make you happy. I feed you, I clean you, I dress you, and what thanks do I get? "Oh, you bought the wrong paper, Anne, I can't write on this paper, Anne!" Well, I'll get your stupid paper
1009 what's the sitch?
1010 When I say: "Hey, dirtbags!" that means you
1011 When it came right down to it, I just wasn't attracted to her.
1012 when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people DIE!
1013 when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!
1014 When something smells it's usually the Butz
1015 When this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see sme serious s**t
1016 When you can take the pebble from my hand, it will be time for you to leave.
1017 when you're - when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention. I mean, how is that possible?
1018 Where were you when they handed out the brains?
1019 Where's the cat!?
1020 Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find..
1021 Who are you?
1022 Who can say for certain what a man was really born to be? That's God's will
1023 Who does Number Two work for?
1024 Who dosen't want a Juinor Mint?
1025 Who killed my sister?
1026 Who loves you, baby?
1027 Who rang that bell?
1028 Whoa
1029 WHOA BABY!
1030 Whoa, this is heavy.
1031 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nice shootin', Tex!
1032 Whoever created Mondays should be dragged out into the street and shot!
1033 Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
1034 Who's the bigger idiot? The idiot, or the idiot who gets kidnapped by the idiot?
1035 Who's the more foolish: The fool, or the fool who follows him?
1036 whuuuh
1037 Why are all these funny hairs growing on me?
1038 Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die?
1039 Why is it boys talk so much, when they have nothing to say? And girls have plenty to say, but no one will listen?
1040 Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
1041 Why this car is automatic It's systematic It's hydromatic
1042 Why would anyone do drugs when they could just mow a lawn?
1043 will no longer talk, no longer laugh, cry... or get angry... What about us... what are WE supposed to do? What about my pain? My fingers are tingling. My mouth is dry. My eyes are burning!
1044 Will the people in the cheap seats please leave. Everyone else, hand over your jewels
1045 WILSON.
1046 with great power. comes great responsibility
1047 With Mogwai, comes much responsibility.
1048 With the awesome auger you can easily cut through the roots. Easily power out rocks and remove stumps
1049 Wolfman's got nards!
1050 would you believe….
1051 Would you do it for a Scoobie Snack?
1052 Wow! I just saw the beginning and the end of the universe!
1053 Wow, he just made the international sign of the doughnut.
1054 Write to me, P.O. Box 963. New York City, New York State 10108
1055 X never, ever marks the spot
1056 Yamapikarya !
1057 Yamma, yamma, yamma, yamma, yahhhhma.
1058 Yea, Mr. Potty, man, he eats the pee-pee AND the poo-poo.
1059 Yeah, baby, yeah
1060 Yeah, I remember. But then you were just a mummy.
1061 Yeah, I'm having lots and lots of puberty.
1062 Yeah.
1063 Yeah...That's right...I'm a gay robot.
1064 Yea-Yeah, you're crazy, Jar-Jar.
1065 Yep
1066 Yes, he's even a good penguin.
1067 Yes, t-t-t-t-tune into Network 23! The network that's a *real* mind-blower!
1068 Yes, yes, that's it! He had a dog, or a fish, or something. Maybe a monkey. GET ME A MONKEY!
1069 Yes. As in, "Yes, you're going to die." Bang! Just kidding.
1070 Yes... Yes we are
1071 Yo Adrian we did it...
1072 Yo, how you doin'?
1073 Yogurt! Yogurt! I hate Yogurt! Even with Strawberries.
1074 You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
1075 You are just a puppet. You have no heart and cannot feel any pain.
1076 You are STUPID!!
1077 YOU ARE THE NAVIGATOR
1078 You are... mama!
1079 You become what you always were - a very big fish.
1080 You brought music back into the house. I had forgotten.
1081 You buy that? Yeah, you know, I would think the last thing he said was, "Ah, Sabretooth!"
1082 You can him a devil's child, but what about you? Idiots. I'll call it 'Oyakodon-baka'!
1083 You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends' nose.
1084 You can't handle the truth!
1085 you changed your name to... McLovin?
1086 You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder - for money.
1087 you complete me
1088 You crack me up, little buddy.
1089 You crazy, wonderful dog!
1090 You do know that you've opened Pandora's box.
1091 YOU EEDIOT
1092 You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
1093 You ever heard of Division 6?
1094 You ever seen a grown man naked?
1095 You ever wonder why we're here?
1096 You fat, bloated idiot!
1097 You flinched! Two for flinching! Two for flinching!
1098 YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!
1099 You got it dude!
1100 You gotta listen to me, it was an abandoned warehouse. Butch always told Ma it wasn't your fault, you went with your instincts. If you've just gone the other way, you could've made it!
1101 You guys eat pizza?
1102 You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?
1103 You Have My Axe
1104 you jolly devil!
1105 you just better start showing me a little appreciation around here, Mr. MAN!
1106 You just got Sarged!
1107 You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the science gets done, And you make a neat gun For the people who are still alive.
1108 You just saw three monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn't you?
1109 You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... Blow
1110 you know those tiny bubbles inside your eyes you sometimes catch? Yeah, I'm trackin' 'em down as we speak.
1111 you know what I mean.
1112 You know what I wanna do? Strut.
1113 You know you’ve got the brain of a four-year old child, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it
1114 You know, an idle mind is the devil's monkey-bars.
1115 You lied to me.
1116 You lost your family? Oh, dear. That's terrible. I lost my family, too. Years ago, I mean.
1117 You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
1118 You mean you poison the dragon, or just the liver?
1119 You mess with the bull, you get the horns
1120 You played it for her, you can play it for me!
1121 You pushed me down the stairs
1122 You rang?
1123 You shot me right in the arm!
1124 You son of a motherless goat!
1125 You spoony bard!
1126 You take the blue pill -- the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill -- you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
1127 You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here.
1128 You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.
1129 You want to become one with the gun. Feel the gun, caress the gun until it's a living, breathing, vibrating extension of yourself.
1130 You want to trade, the pig for the part?
1131 You were supposed to fire up. *We* both fired *up*.
1132 You'll shoot your eye out
1133 You'll thank me later
1134 Your mother sucks cocks in Hell,
1135 You're a slacker!
1136 You're an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, surrounded by mystery
1137 You're cruisin' for a bruisin
1138 You're gonna need a bigger boat.
1139 You're in big troulbe Mr!
1140 You're in trouble, program. Why don't you make it easy on yourself. Who's your user?
1141 You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
1142 You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
1143 You're not a virgin are you?
1144 you're really good at it for a girl.
1145 You're worth more dead than alive!
1146 You've got me? Who's got you?
1147 yowch.
1148 zerbert
1149 Zoinks them peppers is like hot.
1150 Zuzu's petals... Zuzu...
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:26 pm
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:19 pm
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:40 am
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:44 pm
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update time!
a little song a little dance a little seltzer in your pants
A robot may not harm a human or, by inaction, allow a human being to come to harm
After i find the Blue Fairy then I can go home. Mommy will love a real boy
and that's the way it is
And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
any Hallmark Channel original TV movie
baby you got ugly real fast
Bangarang,
Believe it!
Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.
Come on in, and try not to ruin everything by being you.
Cry Havoc and let loose the Dogs of War!
Destroy all that which is evil.
Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!
GIT-R-DONE
his was hers. She wanted to be a dentist. What the hell kind of twelve-year-old wants to be a dentist?
I am not amused
I go to New York City now?
I know it is a little early for Christmas, Edward, but; I have a present for you.
I reject your reality and substitute my own
Kill the lawyer!
Num num num!
Oh, a wise guy, eh?
One is glad to be of service
the princess bride
There are varying degrees of evil, we urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over, into true corruption, into our domain.
There can be only one!
This is an Irish neighborhood. I'm surprised you even got a phone call.
This... is my boomstick!
To die would be a grand adventure!
Toga! Toga!
We are not amused
We'll start the a**-kissing with you.
Well there's your problem
What's a paramecium brain?
You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.
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Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:47 pm
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doc fuzz54 "nyeeeh?" is from monty python holy grail(that movie is so funny.) four of my favorite quotes have to be, "your just a figment of my imagation!"-a beatuiful mind."Lets talk sex"-Kinsey."He did it!"-Spaceballs. "you got red on you"-Shaun of the dead.
I always thoght it was "Ni" not "Nye"
update
Lubba Dubba Lubba Dubba
: I'm gonna run this country like I run my company: I'm gonna raid the pension fund, dump chemicals in the oceans, and sell our best assets to the Japanese. Half you states are in the toilet, and you're not coming out! New York, you know what I'm talking
and nothing of value was lost
And there'd be no more trouble with concealed weapons. I mean if everyone was nude, there'd be no place to hide a gun or a knife. Well, there is a place, but it could be painful.
and this is by partner, Gus "TT" Showbiz.
And to think I threw out all my nerve medicine!
Are you familiar with the Prophecy of the Witches?
Are you the Key Holder or the Gate Keeper?
As long as there has been one true God, there has been killing in his name.
But there are things we *can* control: I can control when the fruit will fall, I can control where to plant the seed: that is no illusion, Master!
But what horse has ever been born that can outrun a dragon?
Do you want to know Father? And I'm just dying to know Mother. It might be so scary that we just might be able to pull it off.
Do you wish to ride me?
Don't ******** with the Jedi Master, son.
Gaze into the hypnotic power of my evil eye!
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability
Golly!
Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?
He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!
Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!
Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! FYAPOWA!
Homey don't play dat.
I ain't goin' on no airplane!
I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that,
I cut the gas lines of their bikes, and then I maybe blew up their bar.
I don't believe this. What's next? Somebody going to tell me how to take a crap? Hey Max! I need someone to tell me how to take a crap.
I don't want Rhett coming back to Scarlett. I don't want the guy from "My Left Foot" to become a punter for the Bears. I want Debra Winger, Ali MacGraw and Bambi's mother to die!
I found their weakness. They're powerless without their heads!
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.
I just want to tell you both good luck, we're all counting on you.
I need to go north! To fight!
I suffer without my stone. Do not prolong my suffering.
I will serve you in your campaign until you have a victory.
I will shoot you. And I know robot karate!
If I'm not back in five minutes, start without me.
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
If we switched, sooner or later, they'd have to unswitch us.
If you think that's unusual, then you should see how we pee
I'm the Green Fairy... The hills are alive, with The Sound Of Music.
In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldier
It's a Trap!
It's a....a...a flaming horse's paTOOT!
It's buried under a big W. Say, what is a big W?
It's depressing that the words "secret agent" have become synonymous with "sex maniac."
I've got to get to a library... Fast!
Japan takes the best of the world and makes it her own
Jugemu-jugemu gokô-no-surikire, Sammy Davis Broiler Chicken!
Lemme show you somethin'.
Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!
No gnews is good gnews
No, no, no, no, no, no... Hey! That's my car!
Now raise your goblet of rock. It's a toast to those who rock!
Of course there's a catch! You have to spend the thirty million, but after thirty days you're not allowed to own any assets. No houses, no cars, no jewelry. Nothing but the clothes on your back! Now, you can hire anybody you want, but you have to get valu
Of course, the old big black truck trick.
Okay, you're out. On the condition that you never enter your daughter in a beauty pageant in the state of California, ever again. Ever.
Pretty Mutation Magical Recall!
Quite a lot of pomp, under the circumstances.
Shazam.
Shut up fool
Skadoosh!
So what you're saying is that... you, are a uh... psychic spy?
Somebody ripped off the thing I ripped off!
Someone's gonna hang if I don't get my coffee.
Stay with the dead, I'm joining the living!
Surprise, surprise, surprise!
That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool.
The *rain* in *Spain* stays *mainly* in the *plain*.
There's a reason there's a banana in my ear. I'm trying to lure the monkey out of my head
Viddy well, little brother. Viddy well.
Wait a minute! Eggs don't ripen! Eggs don't ripen!
Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
We're very proud of you son and a perfect report card; all B's!
When you're walkin' down the street...... and you see a little ghost...... whatcha gonna do about - Ghostbusters?
World Conquest by means of a new media called fan comics true world unifcation that not even rome or the great Britsh Empire was able to achieve! To become the supreme rulers of the world,llet us create a fancomic together!
Would you believe 150 Tirolian ski-troops? How about 2 Saint Bernards in heat?
Yellow-black, yellow-black, yellow-black, yellow-black... Oh, black and yellow. Yeah, let's shake it up a little.
You are the secret.
You can't shoot me! I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time.
you have thirty days in which to spend thirty million bucks. If you can do it, you get three hundred million!
You new Dum-dum. You give me gum-gum.
You see! It's never "Hey! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that ******** pie! I'm HAUNTED by it!
You're the best Mom in the whole world.
You're watching Fox. Give us ten minutes and we'll give you an a** |
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:46 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:52 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:57 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:02 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:11 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:20 pm
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