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Oni_Soul

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:12 pm
If you are Gay, or a Women seeking advice about men or some-such you can disscuse it here.  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:43 pm
So when my p***s gets hard it kinda to the left some, your move  

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Oni_Soul

PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:44 pm
I could tell you a true and ******** up but ending awesome story if you want.  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:44 pm
sounds good to me  

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:45 pm
LOl BB of course you would have a comment like that  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:59 pm
Ok then here it is:

There are to kinds cercumsitions (for those of you dont know what that is, its when a priest, rabbi, or religious leader snips the tip of your p***s): There is the old school and cheaper way, and there is the new way. The old way is they clamp something do your p***s that peals the skin off and the new way is just cutting it off. Reguardless of each of them, they all happen when you are really young like 8 months-1 yearold. Well my dad choose the cheap way out and gave me that clamp. Needless to say it slipped when it was almost done and they would do the surgery on it untill I turned 18. Now, it wasnt a hideious disfiguration mind you, it was just a thin layer of skin that conected the head to the shaft. Now, when I turned 18 I said ******** it, and went to a plastic surgen and talked to him about it.

So, I got in and he enjects my d**k in the major vein which is a the base of the p***s where it meets your pelvous, which hurt like hell. I was awake through the whole thing...which was a very interesting experience. We talk during the prosedure and the surgeon wanted to be a venteranarian and that really funny. So after watching him slice my d**k off he told me that after that, since my body was used to having it there, the Doc told me that it will grow two more inches in the next two months which equals out to eight inches.  

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:11 pm
lmao didn't expect that to happen xd  
PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:13 pm
no one ever does. But its awesome...  

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:26 am
lol. This is going to be Teddy's favorite thread. Any who. That was an interesting story. biggrin O_o  
PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:39 pm
2 extra inches?! o.o
Jesus I'd be like 10.5 inches. XD  

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 12:59 am
why has not a single girl posted in this forum? lol  
PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 1:25 am
Constipated is a girl.....right? Just lesbian I think.  

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:04 am
No constipated is a dude with a girl avatar. lol  
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