HELLO MISTER SAVIOR.

[floraIwitch]

I AM ON YOUR LAWN.


PROCEED TO THROW PLASTIC FLAMINGOS AND GNOMES AT ME.  

[revenge_is_sweet]

Prince Ichi

I AM ON YOUR LAWN.


PROCEED TO THROW PLASTIC FLAMINGOS AND GNOMES AT ME.

No, not the innocent gnomes!!!!!! *holds out fountains* Throw these instead!!!!!!  

[floraIwitch]

*USES TRASH CAN LID SHEILD*

YOUR FOUNTAINS WILL NOT PENETRATE MY DEFENSES.  

[revenge_is_sweet]

*pulls out flamethrower* Not for long it!!! twisted  

[Teh Savior]

god DAMNIT

*gets out the chainsaw*  

[floraIwitch]

NO CHAINSAW. THAT'S AGAINST THE LAWN WAR RULES. scream scream scream  

[Mythey Maysonia]

*turns on the sprinkler system* Wet t-shirt contest time!  

[Zvar]

*Has a machete and hockey mask*
Who's first to die master Savior?

 

[Teh Savior]

FINE

*GETS OUT HIS LAWN DARTS*
ROCKET PROPELLED LAWN DARTS
YES I DID BUILD THESE IN REAL LIFE AS WELL  

[WinterBear]

Teh: Make me, whippersnapper! twisted  

[quoms]

i'm gonna ******** you up so hard with this hedge trimmer

you don't even know

defend the flowerbeds!  

[Teh Savior]

WinterBear

Teh: Make me, whippersnapper! twisted

I WILL POKE YOU WITH A FLASHLIGHT D<  

[Whiteknight01]

hmmmmmm ~starts lighting matches and throws them on ur lawn~ pretty weak defense  

[WinterBear]

Teh Savior

WinterBear

Teh: Make me, whippersnapper! twisted

I WILL POKE YOU WITH A FLASHLIGHT D<

I'll poke you with this avocado roll!  

[Teh Savior]

WinterBear

Teh Savior

WinterBear

Teh: Make me, whippersnapper! twisted

I WILL POKE YOU WITH A FLASHLIGHT D<

I'll poke you with this avocado roll!

YEAH WELL

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OM FREAKIN' NOM NOM