Surprise uniform inspection!

[purpleravenhawk]

Front and center, soldiers! There's a war going on! Somewhere...  

[aamiller321]

purpleravenhawk

Front and center, soldiers! There's a war going on! Somewhere...

Said war is probably in Africa or South America.  

[xwhateverxdudex]

I already look like I'm in uniform ^.^  

[purpleravenhawk]

You call those uniforms?! Miller, I want that tub clean enough to eat out of! Dude, you look like a Civil War reject! This isn't a patrol; it's a disaster! *stomps on hat and growls*  

[Tybarious]

Hey!! the corps is dead til the 18th  

[aamiller321]

I do eat out of this bathtub! That's why it looks like this!  

[Rinioa]

surprised Oh noes! Their going to put an end to my genocide! gonk

♥ [ rinioa ]

 

[xwhateverxdudex]

Hey serg...

Does a pumkin qualify as a uniform?  

[purpleravenhawk]

Ty, you look like a rebel! The army doesn't like rebels! scream Rini, you...uh, sorry, I didn't realize you were in school. sweatdrop Get back to class! Dude, excellent camouflage! Now drop and give me twenty! scream *passes out from all the yelling* xp  

[xwhateverxdudex]

~Passes out after 1 push-up~ ^.^  

[Tybarious]

yeah a rebel without a cause  

[Moonracer]

If you need anything I'm the one to come to I can get you anything you want or need. However, just don't ask how and we won't have problems. Other peace, there is a profit to be made elsewhere.  

[aamiller321]

Moonracer

If you need anything I'm the one to come to I can get you anything you want or need. However, just don't ask how and we won't have problems. Other peace, there is a profit to be made elsewhere.

I'd like to make a purchase... Half a kilo of weapons grade uranium... At the corner of Wabash and Adams in 2 days...  

[xwhateverxdudex]

Moonracer

If you need anything I'm the one to come to I can get you anything you want or need. However, just don't ask how and we won't have problems. Other peace, there is a profit to be made elsewhere.

I'll purchase 1000 battle androids made completely out of titanium.
Throw in internal weapons systems, like... flamethrowers, grenade launchers, and antitank arms as a cycle-through system and I will pay 10Billion gold.  

[Moonracer]

aamiller321

I'd like to make a purchase... Half a kilo of weapons grade uranium... At the corner of Wabash and Adams in 2 days...

*raises eyebrow* An interesting request... I can fulfill this request however lets talk payment... After all I do nothing out of the kindness of my heart. Once you talk payment I'll talk delivery.

xwhateverxdudex

I'll purchase 1000 battle androids made completely out of titanium.
Throw in internal weapons systems, like... flamethrowers, grenade launchers, and antitank arms as a cycle-through system and I will pay 10Billion gold.

Hm...now you know how to catch someone's attention. This I can do and the payment is reasonable. Since you are an exceptional buyer I will even throw in a gift for you. I will meet you to make the trade.