Terrible Pickup Attempts

[Cabron the Swan]

I just got an e-mail reply from an ad I posted on Kijiji looking for a room from a man offering a free room in exchange for sex. I guess 'single' female has a lot of implications? xd ?

Post ridiculous attempts to get in your pants. Change or exclude names at your own discretion.

 

[The Betgirl]

how about my ridiculous attempts to get in wylrs pants  

[Cabron the Swan]

The Betman

how about my ridiculous attempts to get in wylrs pants

how about hash's ridiculous successes to get in wylr's pants

 

[The Betgirl]

Lady Psycho Sexy

The Betman

how about my ridiculous attempts to get in wylrs pants

how about hash's ridiculous successes to get in wylr's pants

wait really?  

[Cabron the Swan]

The Betman

Lady Psycho Sexy

The Betman

how about my ridiculous attempts to get in wylrs pants

how about hash's ridiculous successes to get in wylr's pants

wait really?

no i'm just trollin'
but I think we all had a crush on violet at some point

 

[The Betgirl]

Lady Psycho Sexy

The Betman

Lady Psycho Sexy

The Betman

how about my ridiculous attempts to get in wylrs pants

how about hash's ridiculous successes to get in wylr's pants

wait really?

no i'm just trollin'
but I think we all had a crush on violet at some point

yeah

too bad it turned out to be one giant fagfest  

[CYBERPUNK PANDA]

I ******** up my wording as I gently shoved the fake gold towards a girl
"how much for you?" when I intended to say "how much for your heart" xD  

[Hobo Scruffy]

"Hey...........I'm a fire-crotch.... ; )"

;>>  

[-Dessynea-]

Lady Psycho Sexy

The Betman

Lady Psycho Sexy

The Betman

how about my ridiculous attempts to get in wylrs pants

how about hash's ridiculous successes to get in wylr's pants

wait really?

no i'm just trollin'
but I think we all had a crush on violet at some point

How 'bout my ridiculous successes to get in Wylr's pants?  

[dragn99]

This one chick was all kinds of devious.
She asked me if I wanted to "have a little fun."

Turns out, she wasn't talking about going to the arcade...  

[alsoknownasak]

dragn99

This one chick was all kinds of devious.
She asked me if I wanted to "have a little fun."

Turns out, she wasn't talking about going to the arcade...

that's terrible!  

[dragn99]

Dino Pakkun

dragn99

This one chick was all kinds of devious.
She asked me if I wanted to "have a little fun."

Turns out, she wasn't talking about going to the arcade...

that's terrible!

I know! I was all "but Ruckers has DDR!" and she was all "shut up and take off your pants!"

That's when I started to cry...  

[Cabron the Swan]

A crackhead once offered me eight dollars in quarters for a b*****b.

 

[Rad Electropow]

Not terrible but
 

[J of The Wind]

Way back in the bowels of High School:

Her- "Your like a soft chocolate teddy bear 4laugh "

Me- J-Just dont eat me! ;;^.^

Her- "Thats was the plan though, I just wanted to Fon-DO you ;D "

Me- ._. wait... wut


The food puns just spiraled out of hand... and this was a big girl... >___>
And I was too nice as usual to just say " b***h, STOP TRYING TO EAT ME, IM NEITHER INTERESTED, NOR ON THE MENU OF DAIRY QUEEN gonk "