Them Thar Wrasslin' ( Beat the cultie above you thread)

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Well I stumbled across the same idea before at some random website, and thought I'd bring it to the cult to have it exercise the wit that lurks here so proudly.

Taken to heart that it does rip from an old title from the manliest soap opera in history, (Professional Wrestling) the object of the game is this.

There now is a "hardcore championship title" is currently in possession by me,
The rules of ownership state that I can be "Pinned, submission-ed or knocked out anytime, anywhere"

The next Cultie to post below me will have posted a way to have won the title by any means necessary.
Then the burden of having the title is on their hands.

Then recycle as another Cultie joins the fray and beats the current champion.

LET THE BLOODSHE....erm Battle Begin!

*Unwittingly sits off guard while drinking at a cafe*  

[Hobo Scruffy]

Beer bottle to back of head. KO :3  

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Hobo Scruffy

Beer bottle to back of head. KO :3

Chokes you out with a snuggie! SUBMISSION lol  

[Owwin]

Isshun Sengeki! KO  

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Owwin

Isshun Sengeki! KO

*Stalks you to your labor-atory and throws random chemical vials at your eyes* Pin Fall!  

[dragn99]

Elaborate series of traps and pitfalls. When none of those work; a full-nelson.  

[Rad Electropow]

ZA WARUDO

 

[Mephisto D]

LARIATO! LARIATO! LARIATO! BRAIN BUSTAH BACKU DROPPU!  

[Cabron the Swan]

*hires Chuck Norris as a hitman*

y'awl ******** nao

 

[J of The Wind]

Harrakiri through me and into you.

Learned that from Yoshimitsu. 3nodding

NOW NO ONE HAS THE TITLE FOR I HAVE DIED WITH IT! HAHAHAHA!!!

O wait... I didnt die... .___.  

[Owwin]

*yoink* MY TITLE!

What you gonna do about it J?  

[J of The Wind]

*cries, flails, makes annoying noises, and finally just kicks Owwin's Shin*

*yoink*

I'll take that title! blaugh  

[Owwin]

HEY THAT'S MINE!

You wouldn't steal from a blind guy right? Somebody threw acid in my eyes. Just let me get close enough... to... HA!

I'm not blind anymore that doesn't work!

Jabs J with the fake blind cane and injects him with knockout serum. KO

HA MINE!  

[Cabron the Swan]

Um you can keep the title, I'm not ******** with Owwin.

*hides*  

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*Karate chops owwin with a battle toad sized hand* TKO!
*celebrates the victory at a pizzeria*