Things nobody could reasonably ********

[Cabron the Swan]

Not even Cookie.

Cacti.
Any instrument with strings.
Anything made of cardboard
A wool tube sock.
An oncoming Falcon Punch

If you ******** anything mentioned in this thread you are officially the Superman of sex. Or a goddamn maniac. (Thanks Owwin)

 

[Owwin]

Please edit to say, either the superman of sex, or a goddamn maniac. remember the reasonably part.

Gun barrel. WHY? What kinda ******** up person?  

[J of The Wind]

Power outlets.

Yeah, You'd prolly die.  

[Cabron the Swan]

k fix'd

Fictional characters. Why? Because they don't exist.

 

[Owwin]

Sea pig. I mean it looks like a ******** headcrab.

Also edit it to say that most fetishes, like phobias, are not reasonable. Just in case somebody wants to ******** a headcrab.  

[The Awkwardest Turtle]

Acid.  

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garbage disposal thing in the sink....it was mentioned in "drawn together"
I miss that show TAT  

[Cabron the Swan]

Owwin

Sea pig. I mean it looks like a ******** headcrab.

Also edit it to say that most fetishes, like phobias, are not reasonable. Just in case somebody wants to ******** a headcrab.

If you want to ******** something, and you CAN ******** something without killing yourself or being in circumstances that would totally never happen, then it's reasonable.

Nobody can ******** a toaster. Particularly while it's in the 'down' position.

 

[Owwin]

Lady Psycho Sexy

If you want to ******** something, and you CAN ******** something without killing yourself pr being in circumstances that would totally never happen, then it's reasonable.

but.. but... IT LOOKS LIKE A HEADCRAB A GODDAMN HEADCRAB!  

[J of The Wind]

Hmm... I guess one could reasonably ******** Fire...

And water just rapes everyone anyway...

So imma go with C.) A celing Fan thats on.  

[Owwin]

Fine a lion, because that would get you killed and isn't reasonable. Stupid lions.  

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The hulk and samus aran

THEY ******** YOU!!! scream  

[dragn99]

Hornet nest.

Seriously. Ow.  

[l-Kriel-l]

Lady Psycho Sexy

Any instrument with strings.

Nah, I'm pretty sure I'd ******** this if I could.  

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the mouth hole of an octopus

owwww that's a scary idea crying