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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:49 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:51 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:59 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:15 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:01 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:51 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:17 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:14 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:53 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:06 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 3:22 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:05 pm
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I don't know the origins, unfortunately. And it's not even the fullest version I could find (Curse you character limit!). Here's the full one:
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bow legged ants, Iv'e come before you to stand behind you, To tell you something I know nothing about. Next Thursday, which is Good Friday, There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only; Admission is free, so pay at the door, Pull up a seat and sit on the floor, We will discuss a story you've all heard before. One bright morning, in the middle of the night, Two dead brothers got up to fight. They lived on the corner in the middle of the block, On the second story of a vacant lot. One had a fiddle, one had a drum, One had a pancake stuck to his bum. Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. One was blind and the other couldn't see, So they chose a dummy to be referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb [mute] man went to shout "Hooray!" A paralyzed donkey passing by, Kicked the blind man in the eye, Knocked him throuhg a nine-inch wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all. A mute onlooker shreiked in fright, And a lame man danced at the ghastly sight. A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came to arrest those two dead boys. ]One dead boy who had no feet, Began to run down the street. The other dead boy who could not talk, Said "Oh policeman let me walk." If you don't beleive this little lie is true, Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:16 pm
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