HAY GUISE

[Ribbin]

I cut my hand on a beer bottle I was trying to put in the snow to make cold while building our igloo in front of our house. There was a rock under the snow and the bottle shattered and cut my hand in two places. Hello 7 stitches! Heh, drinking beer and making igloos. What a Canadian way to hurt myself.  

[MaverickDrifter]

But where's the maple syrup?  

[Skaeryll]

xD Wow.  

[Ribbin]

digi734

But where's the maple syrup?

On the pancakes I'm going to make this morning with a side of Canadian Bacon and a glass of milk poured from a bag.  

[MaverickDrifter]

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digi734

But where's the maple syrup?

On the pancakes I'm going to make this morning with a side of Canadian Bacon and a glass of milk poured from a bag.

And eggs straight from a chicken?  

[Ribbin]

digi734

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digi734

But where's the maple syrup?

On the pancakes I'm going to make this morning with a side of Canadian Bacon and a glass of milk poured from a bag.

And eggs straight from a chicken?

What kind of stereotype is that? I buy my eggs from the grocery bagged milk store like everyone else. D<  

[MaverickDrifter]

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digi734

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digi734

But where's the maple syrup?

On the pancakes I'm going to make this morning with a side of Canadian Bacon and a glass of milk poured from a bag.

And eggs straight from a chicken?

What kind of stereotype is that? I buy my eggs from the grocery bagged milk store like everyone else. D<

Sorry. I hope those bagged eggs taste good.  

[CYBERPUNK PANDA]

lucky ******** you get snow. My city is the public toilet of the clouds/Dying port town.

All the rain from the clouds usually get's dumped here because of the rainbow summit causing those fat lazy clouds to s**t everything they got upon us so they can pass over it. Then on top it's a port town so things are not as easily chilled even with goddamn wind chill.

(isn't my perception of explaining clouds and gravity awesome?)


Did you at least paint the igloo with your blood to make a Canadian maple leaf?  

[Ribbin]

xX_Kyro_Freed_Xx

Did you at least paint the igloo with your blood to make a Canadian maple leaf?

No, but that suggestion was made. While I was waiting for a ride I also asked for another beer, but was denied.

Apparently alcohol a blood thinner, I just thought it was an awesome thickener.  

[dragn99]

Stop implying that bagged milk is a thing all Canadians have >.>
It's only from Ontario to the east that has that. Provinces from Manitoba right to BC have milk in jugs, like a PROPER society does.

Also, sucks about your hand bro. Hopefully its not your happy time hand.  

[Ribbin]

dragn99

Stop implying that bagged milk is a thing all Canadians have >.>
It's only from Ontario to the east that has that. Provinces from Manitoba right to BC have milk in jugs, like a PROPER society does.

Also, sucks about your hand bro. Hopefully its not your happy time hand.

Oh man, thank you! I never got that either. I didn't even know the s**t existed until I came to Ontario, and I was like "The ******** is this?"  

[Owwin]

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dragn99

Stop implying that bagged milk is a thing all Canadians have >.>
It's only from Ontario to the east that has that. Provinces from Manitoba right to BC have milk in jugs, like a PROPER society does.

Also, sucks about your hand bro. Hopefully its not your happy time hand.

Oh man, thank you! I never got that either. I didn't even know the s**t existed until I came to Ontario, and I was like "The ******** is this?"

But it is my favorite taunt to Canadians on steam. "Hey whyou respawn can ya go pickmeup a baggamilk?"  

[Skaeryll]

Ribbin

dragn99

Stop implying that bagged milk is a thing all Canadians have >.>
It's only from Ontario to the east that has that. Provinces from Manitoba right to BC have milk in jugs, like a PROPER society does.

Also, sucks about your hand bro. Hopefully its not your happy time hand.

Oh man, thank you! I never got that either. I didn't even know the s**t existed until I came to Ontario, and I was like "The ******** is this?"

this.

...except the going to Ontario part.  

[Ribbin]

Owwin

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dragn99

Stop implying that bagged milk is a thing all Canadians have >.>
It's only from Ontario to the east that has that. Provinces from Manitoba right to BC have milk in jugs, like a PROPER society does.

Also, sucks about your hand bro. Hopefully its not your happy time hand.

Oh man, thank you! I never got that either. I didn't even know the s**t existed until I came to Ontario, and I was like "The ******** is this?"

But it is my favorite taunt to Canadians on steam. "Hey whyou respawn can ya go pickmeup a baggamilk?"

Is that supposed to be a Canadian accent? xD

Also, while watching the Olympics I noticed some of the people totally have accents. Now I know where you get your stereotypes from! =D  

[Owwin]

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Owwin

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dragn99

Stop implying that bagged milk is a thing all Canadians have >.>
It's only from Ontario to the east that has that. Provinces from Manitoba right to BC have milk in jugs, like a PROPER society does.

Also, sucks about your hand bro. Hopefully its not your happy time hand.

Oh man, thank you! I never got that either. I didn't even know the s**t existed until I came to Ontario, and I was like "The ******** is this?"

But it is my favorite taunt to Canadians on steam. "Hey whyou respawn can ya go pickmeup a baggamilk?"

Is that supposed to be a Canadian accent? xD

Also, while watching the Olympics I noticed some of the people totally have accents. Now I know where you get your stereotypes from! =D

No it is actually supposed to be more like ghetto talk.