Epic lulz at Sonic Fanboy stupidity....

[Sir Codin]

Sonic Fans Boycotting Sonic 4...by buying Sonic 1.

A petition regarding said action.


LET'S BOYCOTT SONIC 4 BY GIVING SEGA MONEY! YEAH!!!  

[Waynebrizzle]

They're boycotting Sonic 4, not Sega.

I understand what they're trying to do, but I still think they're stupid because Sonic 4 looks great.  

[Sir Codin]

Waynebrizzle

They're boycotting Sonic 4, not Sega.

I understand what they're trying to do, but I still think they're stupid because Sonic 4 looks great.

I kinda assumed they were also boycotting Sega as well.

Oh well, it's still pretty goddamned stupid. What good will it do anyway?  

[alsoknownasak]

I don't like this new-fangled Sonic they're sellin' to kids these days
His eyes are green and it just ruins everything for me  

[Waynebrizzle]

Lord of Armageddon

Waynebrizzle

They're boycotting Sonic 4, not Sega.

I understand what they're trying to do, but I still think they're stupid because Sonic 4 looks great.

I kinda assumed they were also boycotting Sega as well.

Oh well, it's still pretty goddamned stupid. What good will it do anyway?

No good. And with our luck, this will make them add another sword to it or something.

Someone FINALLY, HONESTLY gets what Sonic fans want, and they're being too stupid to realize it. Just because they're not using sprites from Sonic 2 doesn't mean the game's not undergoing classic game design.  

[Sir Codin]

Dino Pakkun

I don't like this new-fangled Sonic they're sellin' to kids these days
His eyes are green and it just ruins everything for me

HE'S TOO SKINNY, TOO.

WE WANT HIM PUDGY!!! crying crying  

[MaverickDrifter]

Waynebrizzle

Lord of Armageddon

Waynebrizzle

They're boycotting Sonic 4, not Sega.

I understand what they're trying to do, but I still think they're stupid because Sonic 4 looks great.

I kinda assumed they were also boycotting Sega as well.

Oh well, it's still pretty goddamned stupid. What good will it do anyway?

No good. And with our luck, this will make them add another sword to it or something.

Someone FINALLY, HONESTLY gets what Sonic fans want, and they're being too stupid to realize it. Just because they're not using sprites from Sonic 2 doesn't mean the game's not undergoing classic game design.

Tell that to those fantards.  

[Sir Codin]

digi734

Waynebrizzle

Lord of Armageddon

Waynebrizzle

They're boycotting Sonic 4, not Sega.

I understand what they're trying to do, but I still think they're stupid because Sonic 4 looks great.

I kinda assumed they were also boycotting Sega as well.

Oh well, it's still pretty goddamned stupid. What good will it do anyway?

No good. And with our luck, this will make them add another sword to it or something.

Someone FINALLY, HONESTLY gets what Sonic fans want, and they're being too stupid to realize it. Just because they're not using sprites from Sonic 2 doesn't mean the game's not undergoing classic game design.

Tell that to those fantards.

Did you look at that petition?

What makes you they're even going to listen? xd  

[MaverickDrifter]

Lord of Armageddon

digi734

Waynebrizzle

Lord of Armageddon

Waynebrizzle

They're boycotting Sonic 4, not Sega.

I understand what they're trying to do, but I still think they're stupid because Sonic 4 looks great.

I kinda assumed they were also boycotting Sega as well.

Oh well, it's still pretty goddamned stupid. What good will it do anyway?

No good. And with our luck, this will make them add another sword to it or something.

Someone FINALLY, HONESTLY gets what Sonic fans want, and they're being too stupid to realize it. Just because they're not using sprites from Sonic 2 doesn't mean the game's not undergoing classic game design.

Tell that to those fantards.

Did you look at that petition?

What makes you they're even going to listen? xd

Is the answer "gun"?  

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Lord of Armageddon

digi734

Waynebrizzle

Lord of Armageddon

Waynebrizzle

They're boycotting Sonic 4, not Sega.

I understand what they're trying to do, but I still think they're stupid because Sonic 4 looks great.

I kinda assumed they were also boycotting Sega as well.

Oh well, it's still pretty goddamned stupid. What good will it do anyway?

No good. And with our luck, this will make them add another sword to it or something.

Someone FINALLY, HONESTLY gets what Sonic fans want, and they're being too stupid to realize it. Just because they're not using sprites from Sonic 2 doesn't mean the game's not undergoing classic game design.

Tell that to those fantards.

Did you look at that petition?

What makes you they're even going to listen? xd

They could at least take the time to learn proper English. Sega just might take them a little more seriously then. xd  

[Sir Codin]

Wantcookie

Lord of Armageddon

digi734

Waynebrizzle

Lord of Armageddon

Waynebrizzle

They're boycotting Sonic 4, not Sega.

I understand what they're trying to do, but I still think they're stupid because Sonic 4 looks great.

I kinda assumed they were also boycotting Sega as well.

Oh well, it's still pretty goddamned stupid. What good will it do anyway?

No good. And with our luck, this will make them add another sword to it or something.

Someone FINALLY, HONESTLY gets what Sonic fans want, and they're being too stupid to realize it. Just because they're not using sprites from Sonic 2 doesn't mean the game's not undergoing classic game design.

Tell that to those fantards.

Did you look at that petition?

What makes you they're even going to listen? xd

They could at least take the time to learn proper English. Sega just might take them a little more seriously then. xd

SURE, THEY'VE LEARNED ENGLISH NOW, MR. SEGA PRESIDENT.

BUT THEY'RE STILL PUNISHING US BY BUYING OUR PRODUCTS.  

[Owwin]

So they don't like 3D, they aren't happy going back to 2D. Are they gonna have to make a game where sonic can only move in one direction and unable to do anything else? I mean if dropping dimensions of movement is what the fans were asking for instead of actually improving game play, that seems like the next logical step. Introducing, Sonic 0. A game where you can go right. No jumping, you just go right.

Maybe that will finally make them happy.  

[Orphie]

Owwin

So they don't like 3D, they aren't happy going back to 2D. Are they gonna have to make a game where sonic can only move in one direction and unable to do anything else? I mean if dropping dimensions of movement is what the fans were asking for instead of actually improving game play, that seems like the next logical step. Introducing, Sonic 0. A game where you can go right. No jumping, you just go right.

Maybe that will finally make them happy.

Or they could have a game where it just quits every time you try to start it up.

Sonic /0  

[alsoknownasak]

Lord of Armageddon

Dino Pakkun

I don't like this new-fangled Sonic they're sellin' to kids these days
His eyes are green and it just ruins everything for me

HE'S TOO SKINNY, TOO.

WE WANT HIM PUDGY!!! crying crying

SONIC NEEDS TO BE FAT AND HAVE BLACK EYES AND SHORT SPIKES

 

[Sharkbutt The Orgiastic]

Lord of Armageddon

Wantcookie

Lord of Armageddon

digi734

Waynebrizzle

No good. And with our luck, this will make them add another sword to it or something.

Someone FINALLY, HONESTLY gets what Sonic fans want, and they're being too stupid to realize it. Just because they're not using sprites from Sonic 2 doesn't mean the game's not undergoing classic game design.

Tell that to those fantards.

Did you look at that petition?

What makes you they're even going to listen? xd

They could at least take the time to learn proper English. Sega just might take them a little more seriously then. xd

SURE, THEY'VE LEARNED ENGLISH NOW, MR. SEGA PRESIDENT.

BUT THEY'RE STILL PUNISHING US BY BUYING OUR PRODUCTS.

WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!
QUICKLY, GO COUNT THE MONEY!
I'LL STAY HERE AND COUNT THE MONEY!