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[Unit Blue]

Make up any randumb made up advertisement you want here

Note From Toxic Friday: Please do not post links to other threads/guilds unless the link leads to a page in side the guild, thanks!

 

[Unit Blue]

Hi there...
I'm sorry to say this but...
You look like a nerd...
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Have no worries because there's always a solution!
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[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

BUY MY APPLES.

thank you for watching this premium quality(very expensive) advertisement. See you at teh restaurant!  

[Toxic Friday]

For a small payment of $12.99 you can help him and others like him.. Join the cause today!

 

[Unit Blue]

ZooboomafuSaboteur

BUY MY APPLES.

thank you for watching this premium quality(very expensive) advertisement. See you at teh restaurant!

I already have apples thank you, I already have an apple macintosh, an apple iPod, an apple mac book, an apple iPhone, and some apple pie.....  

[44hrygydi]

That's a lot of apples.  

[BrittyAsInPretty]

I'm loving the avi, illusive.
<3  

[44hrygydi]

Thank you. ^^  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

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Unit Blue

ZooboomafuSaboteur

BUY MY APPLES.

thank you for watching this premium quality(very expensive) advertisement. See you at teh restaurant!

I already have apples thank you, I already have an apple macintosh, an apple iPod, an apple mac book, an apple iPhone, and some apple pie.....

watch out, Ryuk will track you down for all them apples!


OH NO! HERE HE COMES! ATAAACK!

*throws a saliva-coated chew toy*

wait a sec..I don't have a dog...

O_o

 

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

-Gives you a hot dog-

Now you do  

[eisfjldfkjsdfdl]

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[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

What if someone walks into it and EXPLODES?