1001 uses for a towel REVAMPED!!!!!!! (hoopy isnt it?)

[fourtysecondscarf]

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[Appoggiatura]

231. Protect instruments, trophies, etc. from rain during a competiton where the weather isn't in your favor.
232. Throw it over the computer monitor when you don't want your parents to see what you're doing.
233. If you have a small TV, you can use the same strategy shown in #232.
234. Instant instrument mute. Very handy for dealing with people armed with large, loud horns.
235. Color guard props. Can even be tied to flag poles if you want more than a towel.  

[fourtysecondscarf]

Appoggiatura

231. Protect instruments, trophies, etc. from rain during a competiton where the weather isn't in your favor.
232. Throw it over the computer monitor when you don't want your parents to see what you're doing.
233. If you have a small TV, you can use the same strategy shown in #232.
234. Instant instrument mute. Very handy for dealing with people armed with large, loud horns.
235. Color guard props. Can even be tied to flag poles if you want more than a towel.

hooray!!!! first one!!!! *goes off to add them to the list that she made on her computer...*  

[wingnut the improbable]

(Awesometastic! I was thinking that this thread needed a revamping...)

236: Give it as a gift to a fellow H2G2-fanatic! (I love my new towel. mrgreen )  

[Jupiter-X]

237. to sell black-market-style after stealing from the starship Titanic. ninja  

[jackKILLEDjill]

238. Wipe up the mess after some good lovin'

 

[Lupe_Oceana]

239. Find another towel and make it jealous.  

[rubybox]

240. as terry-cloth shield for protecting against flying whale entrails  

[mcm]

Lupe_Oceana

239. Find another towel and make it jealous.

But how could you be so mean to a towel??  

[Istoleyourcookies]

241. To use as a bib while eating at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe
242. To blindfold Manic Depressive Robots
243. To catch mice that want to take over the world
244. To use as a cover if your suddenly turned into a couch while activating the Improbability Drive  

[mcm]

245: To wipe suspicious burn marks off a table in a building in which you're not supposed to be burning things less than a minute before someone walks over and wants to know why she smells something burning.
stare  

[Noremak]

246: Temporary newspaper carrier bag.  

[Sir Leos]

247: Pot holder to pick up hot pan handles
248: spin over a painting to help it dry faster
249: to cover fresh baked bread so it stays clean and drys well
250: Offer it as a bribe to Chuck Norris for "protection"
251: tie the towl on to somthing you need to move if you cant get a grip on it  

[mcm]

252: To sit on when you're on a hot roof, so you don't burn yourself.  

[Quria Blade Transfem]

253.for proveing to parents that you have good enough reflexses to not get hit in the eye
254.draperys
255.swinging in trees
256.useing it for weapons for movies!