Sign on a lawyer's office reads: "Where there's a will, there's a way! Where there's a way, there's a law! Where there's a law, there's a loophole! Where there's a loophole, there's a lawyer office, so please walk in
A blonde, brunette and a redhead came out of a bank robbery situation. A cop came running behind them thinking that they robbed the bank so they all hide. The brunette saw a bag full of cats and jumped in. The redhead saw a bag full of dogs and jumped in. The blonde saw a bag full of potato's and jumped in. A few minutes later the cop finally saw the 3 bags after searching. She walked up to the bags full of cats and kicked it. The brunette went 'meow'. She walked up to the bag full of dogs and kicked it. The redhead replied 'woof'. She then walked up to the bag of potatos and kicked it.... the blonde then replied 'potato!'
This Blonde walks into a curtain store to purchase some curtains. An employee walks up to her & asks her if she needs help. She says yeah, I'm looking for some curtains to fit my computer. He says Ma'am why do you need curtains for your computer? She says Uhh, HELLOO, I have Windows!
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