The Official R.A.G. Rap. Please Burn your ears.

[John Obake]

*Lights fade and then a single spotlight hits the stage. Two figures are highlighted a Night Elf and Gaian. Both are wearing parachute pants and oversized hoodie with enough chains and gold on them to buy an Ancient Katana.*
John Obake: Yo here it is.....
That Shroomin Stoner :Bringing you the ill rhymes dog.
John Obake: R.A.G. Represent!
That Shroomin Stoner:For real 'Yall.
John Obake sad Rapping)We got dope mcs and the fattest beats
Blunts and rhymes juicy and sweets
like Smeagol and fish we bash and crash
Never stop talking that trash
we rock the mic and bust the rhymes cause in R.A.G. It's always ******** party time!
Hooo Damn Peace bitches and keep it real.
Group Of Random Homies: No one makes less sense than we do,
We got Jedi skills like Windu
Rocking our Beats
And tapping our feets
Real R.A.G. Time like we do
Real R.A.G. Time like we do
That Shroomin Stoner : (Rapping)Yo, chillin' at home just rolled me a fattie
gotta get online and do somethin' crafty
I'm super stoned now with nothin' to do
chatting in the forums seeing who's who
then a contest caught my eye
R.A.G. I dicovered while I was high.
I love this guild when i'm stoned and lazy
the creative forums leave me laughing somethin crazy
True to this guild i will remain for my life
Did I just become R.A.G.'s b***h or wife?
Random Homies: Certainly is a question
Or we a guild or a religion?
We got some cool s**t from both
and please check you souls at the door
Real R.A.G. Time Like We Do
Yeah it's the real R.A.G. Time like we do
John Obake: (Still rapping) Holy crap it's R.A.G. Freestyle rap day,
MC Ghost here to say,
that we rockin the blocks
and checking the chocks
as we roll and rhyme
and cruising for cool members all the time.
Random Homies with John Obake and That Shroomin Stoner: Now all you ******** best believe we are The 'R' To The 'A' To The 'G' R.A.G! It's what we do and how we screw,
and the way we talk and the cripple swagger we walk.
We bound on through random stew and we make it look fly cause It's R.A.G. Time.
John Obake: Tupac was the Best Legend Never Die!  

[x-Khaotic Demise-x]

+claps+  

[John Obake]

Surfing_Raccoon

+claps+

Please don't it'll only encourage them......  

[Out_of_control57]

Cool, I read it out loud though sweatdrop
hold on, these demons want some souls.  

[Loowie Mike]

i am loowie mike
im never wrong
cuz im always right
i dont like the day
but i love the night
cuz i get ghost out phantom
love my s**t random
RGP maniac
R.A.G fiend
cuz i say s**t u never heard or seen  

[John Obake]

..........And now and I'm 24 serving lobster rolls cause I spent a decade filling optimos.  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Teehee. ^^ I feel I little bit more gangsta. mrgreen  

[John Obake]

I told him not to clap.  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Mwahaha!
Gonna break another rhyme
R.A.G.
Man it's gangsta time.

Now join on in and get to flowin'
I'm just gonna go back to my rollin'....  

[The-veganfeminist]

ROCK 'N' ROLL
ROCK 'N' ROLL!  

[John Obake]

gonk  

[Introspection]

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Commander Kage

Holla, holla bro dawg.  

[Loowie Mike]

yall keep s**t poppen up n hur  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Chillin' on R.A.G.Got mah headphones on
Postin' up the guild with my main homey John
Freakin' with the members that all gathered round
Huddled up close in that camping ground
A good tip is don't pull out the cream
Unless you wanna be on Sky's homo team
My name is Stoner I'm the ultimate chill
I'm crazy and just an overall thrill
Sittin at the desk just grindin' and rollin
Stickin it in to blunt wraps that were stolen
Know what I'm sayin?
These lyrics that I'm playin?
Cool....because i have no idea
Gotta get my munchie on at the pizzeria.


Word. I'm out homies.