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Super Cheesio

PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 12:59 pm
http://www.teensagainstporn.com/forum/viewthread.php?thread_id=3342&rowstart=0

When I saw this topic on this website I lol'd a lot, then decided it couldn't go by un-trolled. So yeah, let's troll. Register here: http://purityreport.com/register.php then activate the account via E-mail, then wait for the admin to approve your registration... I haven't got mine approved yet, and my username is Notatroll, so I might not be able to troll...  
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:02 pm
Reason number one because The Bible says so  

Waynebrizzle


Super Cheesio

PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:07 pm
10. The images you see in porn will be burned in your brain and pop up randomly, whether you want them to or not.

Wow. XD  
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:27 pm
Time for some responses by me...10 reasons at a time.

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1. It takes you away from God

God doesn't exist. If he did, the world wouldn't be in the mess that it is. Stop being a moron.

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2. It supports the Mafia, running most of the industry.


You know what else supports crime and murder? Taxes.

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3. It achieves absoluetly nothing good


Viewing porn leads to masturbation. Masturbation is one of the safer ways to relieve sexual stress and it helps prevent prostate cancer, dumbass.

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4. It takes time away from studying.


Know what else can distract you from studying? Hormones. Getting it out of your system will help you focus more on studying.

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5. It becomes an addiction.


Doing ANYTHING becomes an addiction. Next.

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6. Well-dressed people are more beautiful (not saying more lustable) than naked people.


Only if they're fat.

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7. It trains us to look at people only for their physical aspects


I agree with this one. Let's stop looking at Jenny's tits and realize what a b***h she really is.

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8. It creates a false notion of self-reliance.


Yeah, relying on your own abilities and being independent really is a bad thing. Being your own person is such a sin.

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9. It distracts you from more important things in life.


Only if you let it, which you have to have some self-control issues if you do.

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10. The images you see in porn will be burned in your brain and pop up randomly, whether you want them to or not.


Yes and they teach us wonderful things. Like how babies are made.  

Sir Codin


GrowingDandelion

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:28 pm
Super Cheesio
http://www.teensagainstporn.com/forum/viewthread.php?thread_id=3342&rowstart=0

When I saw this topic on this website I lol'd a lot, then decided it couldn't go by un-trolled. So yeah, let's troll. Register here: http://purityreport.com/register.php then activate the account via E-mail, then wait for the admin to approve your registration... I haven't got mine approved yet, and my username is Notatroll, so I might not be able to troll...
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83. It will take away your stress.
I think someone beat you to it.

It all reads out like AA anyway. And it's kind of boring and repetitive.  
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:29 pm
Oh my god, was that seriously the first reason? I was joking.  

Waynebrizzle


MaverickDrifter

PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:30 pm
Yeah LoA, kick 'em up the a** with logic!  
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:33 pm
Waynebrizzle
Oh my god, was that seriously the first reason? I was joking.
Dude, read the topic, there are much funnier reasons than that. Especially later on. I notice they keep repeating themselves.  

Super Cheesio


Super Cheesio

PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:34 pm
Lord of Armageddon
God doesn't exist. If he did, the world wouldn't be in the mess that it is. Stop being a moron.
Watch it. >:[  
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:36 pm
Teens 4 porn: 100 reasons it's pretty ok

reason 1: touching myself feels good  

Waynebrizzle


Waynebrizzle

PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:39 pm
reason 2: i never get STDs from it  
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:39 pm
LoA, you get 5 gold stars and a juice box.

The only reason of theirs that I liked and didn't make me want to roll my eyes was that it could fill up your computer with viruses.

reason 3: saves on condoms.  

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Super Cheesio

PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:40 pm
4. Um... Wayne just kinda summed it up pretty well with 1 actually...  
PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:41 pm
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59. It uses up your internet downloads and then you don't have any internet left


wat  

MaverickDrifter


Super Cheesio

PostPosted: Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:42 pm
GrowingDandelion
LoA, you get 5 gold stars and a juice box.

The only reason of theirs that I liked and didn't make me want to roll my eyes was that it could fill up your computer with viruses.
Porn Hub never gave me any viruses...  
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