Hey its my total Nonsense , random thing, hang out. have fun

[`Skit`]

The sponge is one of natures most magnificent wonders of the sea. An extraordinary aquatic species that... Ah, stressed who am I kidding? We're talking about the simplest of bottom-dwelling, porous sea creatures here. Sponges live such an excruciatingly dull and boring life sweatdrop , that they actually spend all of their time dreaming of that one fateful day when they'll finally be plucked free from the oceans floor and cut into little squares eek , knowing full well that they'll ultimately be moving on to a better, more productive life as a multi-purpose, household cleaning aid rofl . Sopping up kitchen spills and wiping off countertops really is their one true calling in life! I can't think of any other animal that's not only extra-absorbent question , but one that can also scrub, scour or dampen as quickly and thoroughly as the little workaholic sponge. Have you ever tried scraping dried, hardened food off of a dirty plate with, oh let's say, a moray eel eek or a squid? rolleyes ... Gees, what an inky mess that is.... :rofl



laughing gass is were i get most of my randomness. its my favert web pages  

[`Skit`]

If it's called Night Time Cold Medicine, then how come the directions on the box say "take every 6 hours/4 times a day"? question Hmm? rolleyes ... In that case, wouldn't it make more sense to just call it Daytime, Morning Time, Brunchtime, Lunchtime, Noontime, Afternoon Time, Teatime, Dinnertime, Early Evening Time, Night Time Cold Medicine ? rofl xd  

[blak flame]

wow. thats pretty darn random  

[-dipkittydumbdog-]

aww, poor sponges.  

[blak flame]

dipkitty_dumbdog

aww, poor sponges.

i like suck on sponges xd  

[-dipkittydumbdog-]

blak flame

dipkitty_dumbdog

aww, poor sponges.

i like suck on sponges xd

scream ewww, thats gross.  

[JoeJoeBob]

*Likes camels.*  

[-dipkittydumbdog-]

I LOVE YOU! woot randomness.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

... I can't help but think that I've heard that sponge thing before eek

Oh, and hows this for random ... (If you know where this is from I heart you) ... (yes that's right I throw hearts at you.)




Ever wonder why new socks taste so fresh? There's a lot more to it than you might think. It all starts with a large block of cheese. Just like everything starts with cheese. Then the chainsaw. You don't really need a chainsaw ... but it's more fun that way. Of course ... if the jell-o gets moldy, the whole things should be set aflame.. And that's why you should never make assumptions ... because you make an a** out of you and ... mumptions... So long and thanks for the fish, a*****e.  

[Tenshi the Lost]

A friend and I sat down once and had a discusion. Why "Pants"? Why not "Pant"? Look down at your pants for a moment, and think of these divisions with me. The top part of the pants, before the pant legs, that is the actual pants. Each side is one pant, hence the reason to call each leg a pant leg. Leg to one pant. "Shorts" is just short for "short pants", or "short pant legs". Those attrocious short shorts that prostitutes and loose girls wear? Those are just pants, plain and simple.  

[my dog ate my sanity]

They are called pants because ..... when some people where them it shows off their buttocks, and that makes people pant ...... but "pant" is actually derived from "pantaloons" (sp?) .... ahaha ... loons.  

[Tenshi the Lost]

... that explanation was so less wordy.... and un-complicated... *sniff* I feel rebuked... sad lol blaugh  

[my dog ate my sanity]

Your not rebuked ... just out odd-bits-of-knowledge'd  

[`Skit`]

my dog ate my sanity

They are called pants because ..... when some people where them it shows off their buttocks, and that makes people pant ...... but "pant" is actually derived from "pantaloons" (sp?) .... ahaha ... loons.

hahahaha loons thats funy.  

[`Skit`]

The certifiably insane imposter sporadically auctioned off the slimy bowl of blood pudding