What If.....

[0-Veritas_Lux _Mea-6]

Okay this is called the what if game.

How you play is, the avatar above you will create a fictional short story, and you have to tell what you would do in that kind of situation. It can be as funny or as seriuos as you want.

So lets start with:
What if you were walking down a foreign street and suddenly a talking cat approached you and offered you a piece of cheese, what would you do?

So now the avatar below has to answer  

[Shadows-shine]

I would probably wonder if I was going insane and run away.


What if you were sitting in your living room and the room turned upside down?  

[Hyper Nerds Eat Cookies]

I would strap myself to the couch and watch TV on what would now be the ceiling.

What if you had a nightmare that you had a nightmare that you had a nightmare where cats had taken over the world and ordered people to chase mice but every time you "woke up" the nightmare would continue?  

[Shadows-shine]

I would think to myself that this was a strange dream indeed.


What if the whole world just evaporated away from under your feet?  

[Scarlet_Teardrops]

I would scream.

What would you do if somebody was robbing you at gunpoint?
 

[Hyper Nerds Eat Cookies]

Turn their gun around and tell them to stop robbing or I'll pull the trigger on them.

What if everyone thought you died, but really you were still alive?  

[Scarlet_Teardrops]

Wow. Have you actually ever turned somebody's gun on them? It takes quite a bit of skill.

Anyway...

I would probably freak out because everybody would think I was dead even though I wasn't. I like people to know that I exist.

What if you had to live the rest of your life with chicken pox?
 

[Hyper Nerds Eat Cookies]

((No, I haven't, but I have shot with 100% accuracy. because i only shot one time and it hit the bullseye, but it still counts.))

I would scratch myself like there's no tomorrow. Chicken Pox is so freaking itchy!

What if there was no gravity?  

[Scarlet_Teardrops]

That depends. If we were born and there was no gravity, we'd be used to it.

However, if gravity suddenly stopped working...I'd probably scream and freak out and try to hold onto anything rooted in the ground...meaning some kind of a tree.

What if you were kidnapped and dropped in the middle of a huge city that you didn't know?
 

[Shadows-shine]

((But if there was no gravity, then the trees wouldn't stay rooted to the ground either...))


I would panic and be calling every one I knew; cops, parents, husband, etc. so they could come rescue me.


What if the sky turned to fire and your nose fell off?  

[Scarlet_Teardrops]

((I know that, but I wanted to say something other than freak out--and generally if you're kidnapped, the kidnappers take everything))

Again, I would probably freak out and scream. Then start praying.

What if you were given the ability to solve one global problem? Which one would you solve?
 

[Shadows-shine]

I would solve the debt problem and tell every one to adopt the captialist method of doing things.


What if you were president of the United States?  

[Scarlet_Teardrops]

I'd pee myself because I never want to be president of the United States. I will say, however, that I think I'd do a better job than Obama. And I don't even have any real presidential experience.

What would you do if somebody sang out of tune?
 

[Shadows-shine]

Since singing is one of my passions and I have been in choirs since I was little, I would correct them or move away so I didn't have to hear them singing out of tune.



What if you were given a million dollars?  

[Hizuma the Troublesome]

Million dollars hmm.....
Let's see, Tithe first, then pay pastor's hospital bill after he has a heart attack at seeing a $100,000 tithe check.
Give a NIIIIIIIIIIIICE offering
Buy a house, then split the remainder into savings and checking account and live comfortably....

What if your best friend came up behind you and smacked you upsid eyour head?