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 Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:59 pm
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This is a parody i made because i thought it would be great.
here it is.
The Devil went down to gamestop,
he was looking for a game to buy,
he picked up modern warfare 2,
and watched the time go by,
all of a sudden he found a young boy who clocked the perfect shots,
the Devil hopped up from his game chair and said" Boy let me tell you what!",
I bet you kind of guessed i just bought this game today,
but even with your skill I can beat you anyway,
I'll bet this whole store for your nintendo 64,
So lets get this game going cause im already to play,
The Boy said:" well my names Badger and it might be unadvised,
but i'll take your bet your goin to regret cause you are goin to die,
Badger racked up bullshit kills and made sure they dont stop,
cause its just like GTA and the Devil is the cop,
if you beat the Devil down you'll hit the motherload,
but if you lose he gets your sixty-fo,
the Devil watched the countdown and said "i own this street",
And he ran out out in the battlefield with his trusty UMP,
he pulled the trigger and the barrel began to roar,
but Badger was on the second floor,
when the Devil killed him Badger said "Well your pretty with that gun. But apparently you have never met my best friend, the TAR-21!,
360 no-scope from the clifftop,
His long range throwing knifes will never stop,
Hey Devil are you really using bling?,
Hey Devil man are you even trying?,
The Devil rage quited cause he knew that he'd been beat,
He put the deed to gamestop at the ground to Badgers feet,
Badger said:"Devil just come on by whenever you want another game,
but if you come by to battle me, it will always be the same,
360 no-scope from the clifftop,
His long range throwing knifes will never stop,
Hey Devil are you really using bling?,
Hey Devil man are you even trying?,
(end)
this is the longest song ive made to be a parody.
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:05 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:40 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:46 pm
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silent nightwish AdvanceEX Lol awesome, I wish I had a Deed to Gamestop you advanced person {nice btw} but anyway, looking at your gamercard you have final fantasy xiii {final fantasy is so awesome...} anyway, i was thinking of buying it because 12 was great, but can you give me an overview on it
Well from my opinion Final Fantasy 13 is a pretty decent game, They changed things around like Active Time Battle removing the turn-based features. Some might say how are we supposed to strategize when things are in real time? Simple. there's and Auto-Battle feature you can click where the game chooses the moves most appropriate against the enemy. Some might say also FF13 is boring since its A button all the way through. I disagree. Enemies run the ATB guage as well and setting it to slow will allow you to strategize abilities. You only control 1 character at a time in a group of 3. AI's control the others depending on their roles. (ex: Medic). Characters learn new moves and advance roles with a new "Crystarium" Feature "Crystarium points" are earned by defeating enemies
The Gameplay is very linear until Chapter 11 of the game where you are given side quests and free roam. However difficulty increases greatly and grinding is required.
The storyline however can be good or bad depending on your own personal preference. Until you reach Ch:11 you will be jumping from character to character as you progress. This can be either annoying or an interesting experience. Otherwise the graphics are gorgeous, the music is beautiful and damn you would wish MW2 could look as good as this.
PRO's of the Game:
-Excellent Graphic and Music
-New real-time gameplay
CON's of the Game:
-Gameplay is too overly linear
-Combat can grow to be repetitive
I tried to keep that as unbiased as I can but In my real opinion it actually did get quite repetitive. Boss Battles were exciting but everything else was S.S.D.D. Cutscenes were awesome and so was the music. Also what really annoyed me was a certain character who acted the exact opposite of his name (I won't spoil it) But overall if you're looking for a current JRPG with more action I would recommend Resonance of Fate. It's a high action gunplay JRPG. For a more strategic JRPG try The Last Remnant. Otherwise I would highly recommend you buy FF13 when the price goes down unless you can't wait to play it. |
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:44 pm
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AdvanceEX silent nightwish AdvanceEX Lol awesome, I wish I had a Deed to Gamestop you advanced person {nice btw} but anyway, looking at your gamercard you have final fantasy xiii {final fantasy is so awesome...} anyway, i was thinking of buying it because 12 was great, but can you give me an overview on it Well from my opinion Final Fantasy 13 is a pretty decent game, They changed things around like Active Time Battle removing the turn-based features. Some might say how are we supposed to strategize when things are in real time? Simple. there's and Auto-Battle feature you can click where the game chooses the moves most appropriate against the enemy. Some might say also FF13 is boring since its A button all the way through. I disagree. Enemies run the ATB guage as well and setting it to slow will allow you to strategize abilities. You only control 1 character at a time in a group of 3. AI's control the others depending on their roles. (ex: Medic). Characters learn new moves and advance roles with a new "Crystarium" Feature "Crystarium points" are earned by defeating enemies The Gameplay is very linear until Chapter 11 of the game where you are given side quests and free roam. However difficulty increases greatly and grinding is required. The storyline however can be good or bad depending on your own personal preference. Until you reach Ch:11 you will be jumping from character to character as you progress. This can be either annoying or an interesting experience. Otherwise the graphics are gorgeous, the music is beautiful and damn you would wish MW2 could look as good as this. PRO's of the Game: -Excellent Graphic and Music -New real-time gameplay CON's of the Game: -Gameplay is too overly linear -Combat can grow to be repetitive I tried to keep that as unbiased as I can but In my real opinion it actually did get quite repetitive. Boss Battles were exciting but everything else was S.S.D.D. Cutscenes were awesome and so was the music. Also what really annoyed me was a certain character who acted the exact opposite of his name (I won't spoil it) But overall if you're looking for a current JRPG with more action I would recommend Resonance of Fate. It's a high action gunplay JRPG. For a more strategic JRPG try The Last Remnant. Otherwise I would highly recommend you buy FF13 when the price goes down unless you can't wait to play it.
yeah, I'm going to aviod the beginning paragraph and read it later...
i know about the real time feature, i watch rooster teeth alot, linear battling, that modern warfare itself if you think about it, but i like how square enix {not squar soft, final fantasy x, and xi were terrible}uses a type of software in games to make the graphics better than they actually are, which makes no sense.
but, thanks for the sitrep, I will be sure to buy it |
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Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:26 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:48 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:42 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:45 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:39 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 8:54 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:46 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:27 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:10 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 7:11 pm
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Diclonius Toshiro dude i loved the chorus for it xD "Badger racked up bullshit kills and made sure they dont stop, cause its just like GTA and the Devil is the cop, if you beat the Devil down you'll hit the motherload, but if you lose he gets your sixty-fo, " that is ******** awesome how did you come up with that? xD |
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