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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 4:03 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 6:23 pm
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 11:44 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 6:29 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:04 pm
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Posted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:06 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 5:56 pm
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I have a new favorite one!
"Arthur: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it? Ford: We're safe. Arthur: Oh good. Ford: We're in a small galley cabin in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet. Arthur: Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of."
And another!
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
And a DNA one that was in the intro to the ultimate guide!
"The history of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is now so complicated that every time I tell it I contradict myself, and whenever I do get it right I'm misquoted. So the publication of this omnibus edition seemed like a good opportunity to set the record straight--or at least firmly crooked."
ANOTHER:
" "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing." "But," say Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED." "Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't though of that" and promply vanishes in a puff of logic. "
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 2:11 pm
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:10 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 7:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:00 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:11 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:36 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 11:34 pm
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