The 'Wrong Answer' Game!^^

[SailorSilvanesti]

Don't know if there already is one of these out there, but I thought I'd throw this one in...

Rules:
The game is simple, you post a question [can be as random as you like]

e.g. Why're the trees pink on Tuesday? [Random]
OR
e.g. Why were the Twin Towers destroyed? [Real-life-ish]

And then the next person has to post a completely strange/wrong answer:

e.g. Because the Flying Monkeys were out of Pudding!

The person who answers the question, must also post one beneath their answer, it can be related or totally different to your answer...

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I'll start:

Where does the rain come from?  

[Muddy Armadillo]

The martians enjoy testing us humans, so they dump what they consider to be toxic waste onto our planet to see if we adapt.

Why is Wonder Bread so wonderful?  

[SailorSilvanesti]

Duh! Because it's Spring, and Superman doesn't like to endorse products in Spring!


How'd they convince Wonder Woman to do it?  

[Nerd Wrecker]

[Questing Aviarts ♥]

Because of Frank.

Why is it cold outside?

 

[the anonymous shadow]

cuz if its cold the man eating pizzas will stay in hybernation

why are bricks red?  

[The Iliaddict]

We already have one of these, and I think it's still alive...

 

[Tank Wolf]

Because they are stained with the blood of Ethiopian slave children who are ground into a fine powder used to make them.

Why does my bacon attack me when ever I try to cook it.  

[Vuos]

The bacon is conspiring against us humans. When we cook it, it's last stand is to throw a mini bomb of oil at us in hopes to escape. Escape, which I may add, is futile.

Why do octopi have eight legs?  

[EnaLeFay]

So that they could take over the world.

What happen to the world today?  

[Tank Wolf]

Lots of things, none of them good, mostly due to an over intake of cheese.

If laughter is the best medicine why do spend money looking for cures and not comedians?  

[strfallen]

Cuz' if cats understood technology, and had opposible thumbs, they'd rule the world. 3nodding


Why are some t.v. shows so addicting? xp  

[Tank Wolf]

Because all the other shows suck so much, they create a vacuum that can only be filled by mass quantities of T.V shows that inject cocaine into you brain through the T.V screen.

Why do people think that it is ok to talk, when clearly nobody gives a s**t?  

[SailorSilvanesti]

They're obviously blond...

Why do people always go towards the Serial Killer/Strange Noise in Horror Movies?  

[DCLouis]

Don't be silly, squirrels don't eat corn.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, assuming the woodchuck in question could, in fact, chuck wood?  

[Tank Wolf]

It would pull 47 rabbits out of a deep fryer.


How many times can you not understand what you are currently not saying to someone who is not listening because there eating pasta and anti-pasta and therefore is still hungry?