Lucy's Psychiatric Help Booth

[44hrygydi]

THE DOCTOR IS IN.


Caution: I may not really be able to help you.

 

[Moon_Spider95]

When I get annoyed, I want to stab people. In the neck. With a pencil. Maybe use an eraser for massive bleeding. Or blow up a car with a tennis ball. All possible, mind you.  

[Toadette25]

I need your help... I keep having these dreams of llamas singing oompa loompa songs while trampling rainbows. On to of that, there is a strange man playing the diggeridoo as well. Do you have any idea what my dreams are trying to say?  

[44hrygydi]

Moon_Spider95

When I get annoyed, I want to stab people. In the neck. With a pencil. Maybe use an eraser for massive bleeding. Or blow up a car with a tennis ball. All possible, mind you.

Join a boxing class to let out all your anger on a punching bag. Or you can use Charlie Brown. He won't mind.  

[44hrygydi]

Toadette25

I need your help... I keep having these dreams of llamas singing oompa loompa songs while trampling rainbows. On to of that, there is a strange man playing the diggeridoo as well. Do you have any idea what my dreams are trying to say?

They are telling you to stop watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and Rainbow Brite in the same hour. You need to space them out more.

That or...

You're going to win the golden ticket soon. Keep buying those chocolates.  

[EnaLeFay]

I need help. I keep dreaming of Cupids with horns. What with those cupids wearing horns? Are they going to be evil, or are they evils in the form of Cupids. ARGGHH!  

[44hrygydi]

EnaLeFay

I need help. I keep dreaming of Cupids with horns. What with those cupids wearing horns? Are they going to be evil, or are they evils in the form of Cupids. ARGGHH!

Watch hours of sweet, innocent cartoons before going to sleep and you will no longer dream of cupids with horns. You will then dream of sweet, innocent cartoons.  

[rain the magician]

I have a halo adiction.  

[44hrygydi]

rain the magician

I have a halo adiction.

Replace it with a Gaia addiction. biggrin  

[rain the magician]

I don't think thats possible... you can't massacre a group of elites and grunts with a hand held machine gun watching the dead bodies everywhere..... YYYYEESSSS, DIE BITCHES, DIE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >=D  

[44hrygydi]

eek  

[rain the magician]

*takes out turret gun* mabye I'll use this thing right now? twisted  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

Welll lets see doc...
I have a strange addiction to lemon-flavored tea. And I have an addiction to cola o.o
I also have an addiction to lemons..and more lemons..
my hose just went out the window, and this wall WONT STOP STALKING ME! -runs away screaming-  

[rain the magician]

v v starlight lunaria v v

Welll lets see doc...
I have a strange addiction to lemon-flavored tea. And I have an addiction to cola o.o
I also have an addiction to lemons..and more lemons..
my hose just went out the window, and this wall WONT STOP STALKING ME! -runs away screaming-

WALLS!!!! *mauls down walls with turret gun* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AHAHAHAHAHAHA, EH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ADRENALINE!!!!!!  

[44hrygydi]

v v starlight lunaria v v

Welll lets see doc...
I have a strange addiction to lemon-flavored tea. And I have an addiction to cola o.o
I also have an addiction to lemons..and more lemons..
my hose just went out the window, and this wall WONT STOP STALKING ME! -runs away screaming-

Umm... I can give you a recommendation to another doctor. biggrin

Note to self:

Must find way to calm hyper boy so he doesn't scare away my clients.