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Xallus

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:11 am


Got hit on by a guy who wanted me to have sex with him. When I told him I was a lesbian his reaction was to proclaim he'd give me more pleasure than anything my lover can give me. How I'm only a lesbian because I've never had sex with a REAL man, something which as you know, a 20+ year old virgin qualifies for.

Why would I even consider giving you a chance if you insult the person I LOVE with your ignorance? No, you can't do better.
Why do you think you have a chance to woo a lesbian already in a sexual relationship?
If you know I'm into BDSM, why do men in general get disgusted when I ask if I can draw hearts on their body with a box cutter even if sex is promised?

Sorry guild, ever since that happened I've been trying to decide whether I should be mad, or laugh at his ignorance. Laughing because of how bad he made his case look, or mad because he insulted a third party.
PostPosted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:24 pm


I say laugh at his ignorance. He was just trying to get a piece of tail, and when a man is horny, they become stupid. All the oxygen goes from their egotistical big headed empty brain hole to the Napoleon complexed little headed pee hole.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:59 pm


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I say laugh at his ignorance. He was just trying to get a piece of tail, and when a man is horny, they become stupid. All the oxygen goes from their egotistical big headed empty brain hole to the Napoleon complexed little headed pee hole.


Yeah....I kinda agree with this.....except I think I don't have the mercy to not hit him.....
PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:32 pm


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I say laugh at his ignorance. He was just trying to get a piece of tail, and when a man is horny, they become stupid. All the oxygen goes from their egotistical big headed empty brain hole to the Napoleon complexed little headed pee hole.


Yeah....I kinda agree with this.....except I think I don't have the mercy to not hit him.....


Well, then by all means. Go ahead and sock the guy if it makes you feel better. 3nodding

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 10:58 pm


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I say laugh at his ignorance. He was just trying to get a piece of tail, and when a man is horny, they become stupid. All the oxygen goes from their egotistical big headed empty brain hole to the Napoleon complexed little headed pee hole.


Yeah....I kinda agree with this.....except I think I don't have the mercy to not hit him.....


Well, then by all means. Go ahead and sock the guy if it makes you feel better. 3nodding


You know, this kinda reminds me of this one time at my job, when I was unloading stock and this guy had the nerve to say that I needed to get back up to the register and let a guy do that, because it was "men's work." Ha! As if....we have never had a guy last longer than a month at my job....all of our employees are women....and we get all the stock out and everything looking nice every week just fine without any guys around. 3nodding
PostPosted: Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:32 pm


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I say laugh at his ignorance. He was just trying to get a piece of tail, and when a man is horny, they become stupid. All the oxygen goes from their egotistical big headed empty brain hole to the Napoleon complexed little headed pee hole.


Yeah....I kinda agree with this.....except I think I don't have the mercy to not hit him.....


Well, then by all means. Go ahead and sock the guy if it makes you feel better. 3nodding


You know, this kinda reminds me of this one time at my job, when I was unloading stock and this guy had the nerve to say that I needed to get back up to the register and let a guy do that, because it was "men's work." Ha! As if....we have never had a guy last longer than a month at my job....all of our employees are women....and we get all the stock out and everything looking nice every week just fine without any guys around. 3nodding


I think most men are intimidated by strong women. They want to be the ones to protect us because it's in their nature. But if they see that we can handle our own, they back off because they subconsciously don't want to be overpowered by a potential mate. In other words, it's a man thing to want to "show off" for a woman how strong he is in the off chance he can get some snu-snu later.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:31 pm


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I say laugh at his ignorance. He was just trying to get a piece of tail, and when a man is horny, they become stupid. All the oxygen goes from their egotistical big headed empty brain hole to the Napoleon complexed little headed pee hole.


Yeah....I kinda agree with this.....except I think I don't have the mercy to not hit him.....


Well, then by all means. Go ahead and sock the guy if it makes you feel better. 3nodding


You know, this kinda reminds me of this one time at my job, when I was unloading stock and this guy had the nerve to say that I needed to get back up to the register and let a guy do that, because it was "men's work." Ha! As if....we have never had a guy last longer than a month at my job....all of our employees are women....and we get all the stock out and everything looking nice every week just fine without any guys around. 3nodding


I think most men are intimidated by strong women. They want to be the ones to protect us because it's in their nature. But if they see that we can handle our own, they back off because they subconsciously don't want to be overpowered by a potential mate. In other words, it's a man thing to want to "show off" for a woman how strong he is in the off chance he can get some snu-snu later.


Ah, well my thing is if a guy is intimidated by me than he's not man enough to date me. Lol....plus they have to work pretty hard to get anything from me....they have to deserve it and I have to be interested in doing something with them before that will happen.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:26 am


what can i say? some men are cocky, stupid, ignorant ********.

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