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Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 10:27 am
Okay! To play the Google Translate Game, you must take the lyrics of any random pop song. Mine is Love Game by Lady GaGa. I have no idea why, but I digress; Take the entire song, then copy and paste into box, blah blah blah. Then translate it into Latin. Then Take the Latin version of the lyrics and translate that into Arabic. Then take the Arabic and translate it into Japanese, and translate that into Chinese. Then back to English. If you have followed my instructions carefully, the text should no longer be the song, but some hilarious jumble of words that makes no sense. Lets compare, shall we?
Original:
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Huh! Huh!
I wanna kiss you, but if I do then I might miss you, babe It's complicated and stupid Got my a** squeezed by sexy Cupid Guess he wants to play, wants to play A lovegame, a lovegame
Hold me and love me Just wanna touch you for a minute Maybe three seconds is enough For my heart to quit it
let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick don't think too much, just bust that kick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame Do you want love? Or you want fame? Are you in the game? Donz the lovegame
Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame Do you want love? Or you want fame? Are you in the game? Donz the lovegame
Huh!
I'm on a mission and it involves some heavy touching, yeah You've indicated your interest I'm educated in sex, yes And now I want it bad, want it bad A lovegame, a lovegame
Hold me and love me just want touch you for a minute Maybe three seconds is enough For my heart to quit it
Let's have some fun, this beat is sick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick Don't think too much, just bust that kick I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame Do you want love? Or you want fame? Are you in the game? Donz the lovegame
Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame Do you want love? Or you want fame? Are you in the game? Donz the lovegame
Huh!
I can see you staring there from across the block with a smile on your mouth and your hand on your huh The story of us, it always starts the same with a boy and a girl and a huh and a game And a game (huh) And a game (huh) And a game (huh) A lovegame!
Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame Do you want love? Or you want fame? Are you in the game? Donz the lovegame
Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame Do you want love? Or you want fame? Are you in the game? Donz the lovegame
Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame Do you want love Or you want fame Are you in the game (Let's have some fun this beat is sick) Donz the lovegame (I wanna take a ride on your disco stick)
Let's play a lovegame Play a lovegame Do you want love? Or you want fame? Are you in the game? (Don't think too much just bust that stick) Donz the lovegame (I wanna take a ride on your disco stick)
Huh!
Google Translate Version: Let reporters and some fun, this is weak, I learned that you run, you want to stick Let reporters and some fun, this is weak, I learned that you run, you want to stick
Oh! Oh!
I want to kiss you They had never seen a child does not like you and me It's complicated and stupid Cupid into my sexy a** I think he wants to play will play Love game love game AA
For me, hold me I would like to touch some time Maybe not 3 seconds Should be avoided in my heart
Let us look forward to, what immediately plunged into grief I learned that you run, you want to stick I do not think I play a lot of chest I learned that you are running, you want to stick
Let's play a love Play the game of love The power of love? And / or you want fame? You in the game? Love the game Deynze
Let's play a love Play the game of love The power of love? And / or you want fame? You in the game? Love the game Deynze
Oh!
I'm in the way Some serious time, is touch Although you may appear, you I also indicative Now I want to be evil and evil plight Love game love game AA
For me, hold me I would like some time Maybe not 3 seconds Should be avoided in my heart
Let reporters and some fun, this is weak, I learned that you run, you want to stick I do not need a lot of images, just kicking I learned that you run, you want to stick
Let's play a love Play the game of love The power of love? And / or you want fame? You in the game? Love the game Deynze
Let's play a love Play the game of love The power of love? And / or you want fame? You in the game? Love the game Deynze
Oh!
I believe this is not your opinion on the other side of the block Smile, just like my hands in your mouth We always start the same story Fun little girl and a boy And (Oh) Play And (Oh) Play And (Oh) Play The game of love!
Let's play a love Play the game of love The power of love? And / or you want fame? You in the game? Love the game Deynze
Let's play a love Play the game of love The power of love? And / or you want fame? You in the game? Love the game Deynze
Let's play a love Play the game of love The power of love And / or reputation (This stuff is interesting, but also go with the flow, a decrease of a particular patient), the game is Deynze love game (if you put a piece of wood from the realization of disco)
Let's play a love Play the game of love The power of love? And / or you want fame? You in the game? (I have a wooden statue of an effective and does not need a good person) Deynze love game (if you put a piece of wood from the realization of disco) Listen
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 5:19 pm
I roflmao at the difference between the google translate and the second Paragraph.
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Darkness Dragons Revenge Crew
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:06 pm
Kings and Queens by 30 Seconds to Mars
oh---> Into the night Desperate and broken The sound of a fight Father has spoken oh-> We were the kings and queens of promise We were the victims of ourselves Maybe the children of a lesser God Between Heaven and Hell Heaven and Hell Into your eyes Hopeless and taken We stole our new lives Through blindness In defense of our dreams In defense of our dreams We were the Kings and Queens of promise We were the victims of ourselves Maybe the Children of a lesser God Between Heaven and Hell Heaven and Hell The age of man is over A darkness comes at dawn These lessons that we've learned here Have only just begun We were the Kings and Queens of promise We were the victims of ourselves Maybe the Children of a Lesser God Between Heaven and Hell We are the Kings We are the Queens We are the Kings We are the Queens
Google translate:
Q ---> In the evening Curabitur fractal Pugnam tinnitus Batir locutus EST Q> Promittimus NOS is the plural of the reginas other rex Sumo copy victimas Aliquam rock filii Austin Other infernum Caelum Inter Milan Hell Caelo ET DE In oculis Vestris ET abstulit SPEM Copy nostri furati novorum viventium In caecitatem Pro somnia Pro somnia Lorem Regis and other Reginae promissionis Sumo copy victimas Aliquam filiorum wear minorem Other infernum Caelum Inter Milan Hell Caelo ET DE Enter the Aetas desuper Venit ad auroram tenebris High lectiones is "to free us to promote the United Nations Habitat doctus Edit tantum inceptum Lorem Regis and other Reginae promissionis Sumo copy victimas Praesent filiis minoribus Day Other infernum Caelum Inter Milan Lorem Regis Sumo Reginae Lorem Regis Sumo Reginae
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:43 pm
Imma do my favorite song by 3 days grace.
OriginalThree Days Grace - Riot
If you feel so empty So used up, so let down If you feel so angry So ripped off, so stepped on
You're not the only one Refusing to back down You're not the only one So get up
Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot
If you feel so filthy So dirty, so ******** up If you feel so walked on So painful, so pissed off
You're not the only one Refusing to go down You're not the only one So get up
Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot
If you feel so empty So used up, so let down If you feel so angry Just get up
Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot
Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot
Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot Let's start a riot, a riot Let's start a riot
Translated (wtf)
If you feel the sky Reduced, because in such a way that When you feel angry Therefore, cross-country rental
You are not alone Refused to back down You are not alone Therefore, the occurrence of
Add to Cart noise and strife Rebellion, Add to Cart noise and strife Rebellion,
If you think he is a filthy This is sex, and very dirty If you feel that way to go So turn off the pain and anger
You are not alone Refused to go down You are not alone Therefore, the occurrence of
Add to Cart noise and strife Rebellion, Add to Cart noise and strife Rebellion,
If you feel the sky Reduced, because in such a way that When you feel angry Only in the rise
Add to Cart noise and strife Rebellion,
Add to Cart noise and strife Rebellion, Add to Cart noise and strife Rebellion,
Add to Cart noise and strife Rebellion, Add to Cart noise and strife Rebellion,
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:16 pm
Okay. I did Dollhouse by Priscilla Renea
~Original~ Im just a girl, you're just a boy This is my heart, it's not a toy So what with you playin with my mind We used to be cool, it used to be love Now it's become, something like a job Like it or not, maybe things will changing right before our eyes I tried to be a picture perfect girl But you were in your own fantasy world Try to control me like some kind of barbie But that just ain't me Cause I ain't a doll, this aint a dollhouse Your way to old to be, puttin me down like this And playing around like this I ain't a doll, this ain't a dollhouse No I could never be stuck living life like this Behind these four walls, I ain't a doll You call the shots, right down to my shoes. I liked what you liked cause you told me to An I dont think that you could even tell. I fell out of love, but it never showed I gave up on us so long ago But you'll never know, Baby dont pretend like you know me so well I tried to be a picture perfect girl But you were in your own fantasy world Try to control me like some kind of barbie But that just ain't me I ain't a doll, this aint a dollhouse Your way to old to be, puttin me down like this And playing around like this I ain't a doll, this ain't a dollhouse No I could never be stuck living life like this Behind these four walls I ain't a doll I'll never be made of plastic So glad that my hearts elastic No matter what you do I'll bounce back offa you Cut me but I'm not bleeding I tried to be a picture perfect girl But you were in your own fantasy world Try to control me like some kind of barbie But that just ain't me I ain't a doll, this aint a dollhouse Your way to old to be, puttin me down like this And playing around like this I ain't a doll, this ain't a dollhouse No I could never be stuck living life like this Behind these four walls, I ain't a doll And I come with imperfections Epitome of perfection If you cant understand, lovin the way I am Then your no good for me, so glad I kept my receipt
~Google Translate~ I guess only girls In this spirit, not a game What kind of mentality Playin Please log in, and with love. Currently, a number of such cases. Whether you like it or not, may want to change things in front of you I tried to picture the perfect girl However, in your fantasy world Register to control my Barbie Strategic Economic Dialogue is No dollar figure, did not let me no Older, I push Play in this area I do not know the dollar is not a puppet SED your language This wall, I do not dollars Shooting, and this appeal. I need a banner I think I have to say, bad. I have fallen love, does not release We recently delivered to But I do not know The direction is very clear I know, to simulate more I want to be a perfect picture of a girl However, in your fantasy world Register to control my Barbie Strategic Economic Dialogue is I do not know the dollar is not a puppet Older, I push Play in this area I do not know the dollar is not a puppet SED your language In these walls I do not know the dollar I do not want to create plastic Spandex and joy in my heart Do not you UEFA has promised to you BOB I downgrade, I do not know the bloody I want to be a perfect picture of a girl However, in your fantasy world Register to control my Barbie Strategic Economic Dialogue is I do not know the dollar is not a puppet Older, I push Play in this area I do not know the dollar is not a puppet SED your language This wall, I do not dollars Failure Comprehensive summary If you can not understand how and where I So good, I was there, I am very pleased and hope to maintain
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 8:50 pm
...Does it have to be a pop song? sad (Too bad anyways, I'm not doing one) Vanitas by Sigh
I am waiting for my time to come; The truth I did not want to know, To the place (anyway) I had to go, Incineration will begin, (The) golden ages now are gone. Blame my weakness, Mind in bleakness, Blame my meekness, Then burn my sins, Death to follow, It's the end to hallow, (Why) you need the sorrow when it's (so) equal.
I see no reason but (I know) I am a slave, I'm on a leash in the reaper's hand, I see no reason but (I know) I am a slave, A helpless slave of the time's asands, I've been waiting for my desire since I found my empty truth, I've been waiting for my prayer since I found my empty truth. I need to freeze my sorrow so that I can please my holy death, I need to seek my sorrow so that I can lead my final breath, O the great one, (there's) no need to be afraid of you, O the great one, in the end I'll be your bloom.
Please give me your freedom then (I'll) give you my eternal pain, The torture without agony is blessed through my black veins, What should I learn in this hell in which I was forced to be born, Why should I be burned I'm still alive though poisoned by the thorns. Come with us, Come take our hands, Come with us, Come while you can, Come with us, Come take our hands, Come with us, The race I ran.
I'm dreaming, (It) seems like I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming in this dream, Did you realize; There is no gleam in my eyes, Now (the) scream denied, I'm dreaming, (It) seems like I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming in this dream, In my old dreams I was told so, I know my time will come. Can you save my light? Can you save my lies? Or should I say good-bye before I kill my cries, Can you save my light, Can you save my lies? Or should I say good-bye (to them) and close my eyes. Like a beauty of a withering flower, Like a candle that is burning out, Like a farce in a midnight nightmare, Like a dying light (still) burning bright.
It's just a dream that nobody asks for, That will go away while I'm asleep, So I'll wait till the day my bride comes, It's just a dream buried in the sands, None shall remember in the end, So I'll wait till the day my bride comes, I am your fear I'm stalking inside, I am your nightmare to come from behind, I am your despair to take them all away, I am your torment, I am your sorrow.
I am your darkness to kill all your lights, I am your hatred burning inside, I am your cold grave to bury you alive, I am your denial, I am your betrayal. I am your messenger, I am your filth, I am your funeral, I am your malice. I am your shadow, I am your regret, I am your sorrow, I am your lies.
My dirty missions are holy though my soul is filled with purified filth, My dirty crimes are holy though my flesh is filled with (an) innocent guilt, The end had started when I found out (the) final crime was done, The end of my time is the end of my crime, The end of lies, the end denied. (The) call of the bride from the long lost black tide, The bride in despair, lost so long, Fall of the pride to the void I shall hide, Now I hear the executioner's song.
I wait for my turn, They'll burn my soul, I wait for my turn, my turn, I wait for my turn, They'll burn my soul, I wait for my turn, It scares me so.
Burn as a dreamer then killed as a redeemer, Trapped in the illusion filled with deceivers, Cursed by redemption then saved by deception, Trapped in the illusion filled with dissensions, Bury me now in the cold grave, Bury me now like a tamed slave, Bury me now, bury me deep, I am waiting for my time to come, Vulnerant omnes, ultima necat.
Google Translate: Waiting time in the future. However, I know there is no need I go (everywhere), to And start the fire deliberately Kim died of it has always (yes), respectively. Error in my eye Mental depression Because of my kindness, He will burn my sins Follow these deaths, However, at the end of the holy (What) of repentance, to work on an equal basis (currently).
But I do not why (I know) I do not see people I have a machine on the steering wheel in his hand But I do not why (I know) I do not see people Employees, asands more time I have actually been found in the sky waiting for me, my wish I found a vacuum so I tell the truth, I'm waiting for my prayers. I can ask my sadness, my investment should be in the St.. Sadly, my last breath, for the pursuit of incitement, Oh great (it) should not be afraid to work Oh great, I will end your green.
Please give me freedom, therefore, (respect) the eternal sentence to you, If there is no engine, gives the black vein of torture I was born to know this is hell, They also burned poisonous thorn, I'm still alive. , Come with us In order to pick up, , Come with us Although his , Come with us In order to pick up, , Come with us This type of operation.
I have a dream I have a dream-like (IT) seems to I am a dreamer in this dream I saw you. The first light, However, the (front) and my dream denied it cries I have a dream-like (IT) seems to I am a dreamer in this dream Old, here's some code I know my time has come. How can you maintain a light? Can you help me to lie? Or I, just to kill me before, a voice in the field of health Uinervtisy my light Can you help me to lie? Health or my field (which is) must be closed at the mouth said. The appearance of dried flowers Similarly, combustion, that is Nightmare MIME, according to middle of the night, such as Light dead (yet) a white burn.
It is intended that only one When me, please put it to sleep Until that day, I am waiting for my bride It is just sleeping in the sand I do not remember in the end will Until that day, I am waiting for my bride I, in pursuit of your fear I was a nightmare come back I am desperate to take all their I feel sad for your pain.
I write, you can undo all of the darkness. I hate burning inside and the private sector. I was buried in the cemetery when the cold, you can live, I deny I betrayed you. I am your news I am dirty I am a funeral To incite, I have to do. I am a shadow Hate myself I am a pain I lied.
I am filled with pure water stain my sacred mission My body is my sacred sin (), innocent people guilty, but full of dirt Setting, was last seen (on), after one end of the crime Mine the ultimate end of crime, Finally rejected this point. () Of the waste heat of the bride for a long time, from black to say, The bride's despair, until she lost a long time, I want to disable the fall of pride in the side Now I hear the executioner's song.
, Wait for me to convert I am waiting for the burn, rather than the location of the spirit , Wait for me to convert However, waiting for burning his hand This to me is like a fish.
So, as our Savior, burned to kill the dream E - E-commerce, they are completely naughty Later in the fraud, the curse will be saved by saved In e-commerce, they are full of struggle I am now buried in the cemetery of the cold As an employee, fill me now tame. Bury me, bury me in the high I am waiting for the end of time They were killed last updated the page.
Holy Moses, never have I read something so ******** hilarious.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 9:05 pm
If I Die Young-The Band Perry
If I die young, bury me in satin Lay me down on a, bed of roses Sink me in the river, at dawn Send me away with the words of a love song
Uh oh, uh oh
Lord make me a rainbow, I'll shine down on my mother She'll know I'm safe with you when she stands under my colors, oh and Life ain't always what you think it ought to be, no Ain't even grey, but she buries her baby
The sharp knife of a short life, well I've had, just enough time
If I die young, bury me in satin Lay me down on a, bed of roses Sink me in the river, at dawn Send me away with the words of a love song
The sharp knife of a short life, well I've had, just enough time
And I'll be wearing white, when I come into your kingdom I'm as green as the ring on my little, cold finger, I've Never known the lovin' of a man But it sure felt nice when he was holding my hand, there's a Boy here in town who says he'll love me forever, Who would have thought forever could be severed by The sharp knife of a short life, well, I've had, just enough time
So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls What I never did is done
A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar They're worth so much more after I'm a goner And maybe then you'll hear the words I been singin' Funny when you're dead how people start listenin'
If I die young, bury me in satin Lay me down on a, bed of roses Sink me in the river, at dawn Send me away with the words of a love song
Uh oh (uh, oh) The ballad of a dove (uh, oh) Go with peace and love Gather up your tears, keep 'em in your pocket Save them for a time when you're really gonna need them, oh
The sharp knife of a short life, well I've had, just enough time
So put on your best boys and I'll wear my pearls
Google Translate!!!!!!
You die young, if you fill me in silk and Put me on the bed of roses I would the dawn of the river Allow me my love poem
Uh uh uh uh
Iris My Lord, I can not illuminate the mother has been allowed to We support you the colors for the more abstract, to know whether the file is linked, can not ah Life is considered to be in the street is that you never, not in Filled his childhood, too little focus
Good, sharp, short life of the sword At this point is
You will die young, if you fill me in silk and Put me on the bed of roses I would the dawn of the river Allow me my love poem
Good, sharp, short life of the sword At this point is
This is the first time in a white garment, enter your kingdom, We have introduced me to a ring on my finger is cold. I do not know like, "Man We should have a picture in his hand, I am here I said to the boys here, the eternal city. People who believe that through the centuries can be reduced Good, sharp, short life of the sword At this point is
This pearl and password Abedi Group What does not
10 years of ideas, you do not intend to sell U.S. dollars Goner them, I have a very large value You might hear anything to sing " , Please die than listenin 'to this time
You will die young, if you fill me in silk and Put me on the bed of roses I would the dawn of the river Allow me my love poem
Ah oh (oh, oh) The story of pigeons (ah, uh) Peace and love to Until your tears, that is emergency medicine at the lake. Please contact us for the time I need you
Good, sharp, short life of the sword At this point is
This pearl and password Abedi Group
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 9:15 pm
BECCA- I'm Alive. ...What The Fuc- Nothing I say comes out right I can't love without a fight No one ever knows my name When I pray for sun, it rains I'm so sick of wasting time But nothings moving in my mind Inspiration can't be found I get up and fall but...
I'm ALIVE! I'm ALIVE! Oh, yeah Between the good and bad's where you'll find me Reaching for heaven I will fight And I'll sleep when I die I live, My life, I'm ALIVE!
Every lover breaks my heart And I know it from the start Still I end up in a mess Every time I second Guess All my friend's just run away When I'm having a bad day I would rather stay in bed But I know there's a reason...
I'm ALIVE! I'm ALIVE! Oh, yeah Between the good and bad's where you'll find me Reaching for heaven I will fight And I'll sleep when I die I live, My life, I'm ALIVE!
When I'm bored to death at home When he won't pick up the phone When I'm stuck in second place Those regrets I can't erase Only I can change the end Of the movie in my head There's no time for misery I won't feel sorry for me
I'm ALIVE! I'm ALIVE! Oh, yeah Between the good and bad's where you'll find me Reaching for heaven I will fight And I'll sleep when I die I live, My life, ohh!
I'm ALIVE! I'm ALIVE! Oh, yeah Between the good and bad's where you'll find me Reaching for heaven I will fight And I'll sleep when I die I live, my hard life, I live, my life I'm ALIVE!
Google
I said no, and did not get the correct Love is not without struggle there is no I know everyone's name forever Rain during the day Until then, I have a good quality Engine, but not in his mind We can not But get up, that relies on ...
My heart! My heart! Oh, Lake Between good and evil, you will find me Sky War Sleep when they die I live my life and me!
All lovers are breaking my heart From the beginning, I know By me, but I finally 1 visitor (2), often All my friends, only dodge When I have a sick day In bed in the morning, I'd rather But I know why.
My heart! My heart! Oh, Lake Between good and evil, you will find me Sky War Sleep, and I die? I live my life and me!
Live at home bored to death You can not pick up the phone to I was stuck in second place Unfortunately, there is no imprinting Only we can change the outcome. Movie in my head Evil Sorry, do not you think
My heart! My heart! Oh, Lake Between good and evil, you will find me Sky War Sleep when they die I live my life, alas!
My heart! My heart! Oh, Lake Between good and evil, you will find me Sky War Sleep when they die Because I live, my life is very difficult. I live my life My heart!
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