Carl Has Rape Eyes
❝*To the tune of "The Mob Song" from Beauty and the Beast.*
The beast will make off with your sweets!
He'll come after them in the night!
We're not safe 'til his hunger is appeased!
I say we feed the beast!
YEAH!
We're not safe until he's full,
He'll come stalking us at night,
Come to eat our children 'cause of his monstrous appetite.
He'll wreck havoc on the world if we let him wander free!
So it's time to take some actions folks...
It's time to feed the beast!
There's variety, there's supply, Rina's made some delicious pie,
It's a nightmare, but this is no white lie.
Say a prayer, that he's there,
In a thicket in the woods,
Stuffing his face while in line.
It's the beast, he's got fangs, rather blunt ones,
Massive paws, killer maws for the feast.
Hear him roar, see him foam
but we're not going home
'Til he's full, good and full,
FEED THE BEAST!
Diedrich Fan: No, I wouldn't let you do this.
If you're not with us you're against us! Bring the rest of them!
Non-Carl Fans: Get your hands off us!
We can't have them running off to feed other NPCs!
NCF: Let us out!
We'll make sure this beast gets as fat as that Grunny! Who's with me?!
I AM!
I AM!
Grab your fork, bring your spork.
Feed your pastry to the scary face,
Stuffing his furry face without delay.
With variety and supply, Rina's creepy pie
Ain't something you see every day.
It's a beast as tall as a mountain,
We wouldn't rest 'til he's good and appeased.
Sally forth! Not a stroll!
Grab your spoon, grab your bowl!
Praise the Lord and here we go!
NCF1: We have to warn the other NPCs! What will we do?
NCF2: Now, now, we'll think of something.
We do like what we don't understand,
and really scares us,
And this monster is mysterious at least.
Bring your plates, bring your knives.
We'll save the world and our lives.
We'll feed the beast!
Carl Fan: I knew it! I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.
CF2: Maybe it would have been better if we never feed him at all!
CF3: Could it be?
CF2: We're tied?
CF: Sacre Bleu! Followers!
CF3: Fangirls!
CF: And they've got pie!
CF3: Tell Carl! We've got to keep our spirits up and fight!
Take whatever booty grab you find, but remember the beast eats pie!
Hearts ablaze, Banners high
We go buying Rina's pie
Unafraid although the danger just increased
Booty grab, sing this song
Here we come, we're fifty strong
And fifty fangirls can't be wrong
Let's feed the Beast!
CF: Pardon me Carl...
Carl: Leave me be.
CF: But sir, the other NPCs are catching up!
Feed the beast! Feed the beast!
CF2: This isn't working.
CF3: We must do something!
CF2: Wait, I know! *promotes Carl*
Feed the beast! Feed the beast!
CF: What should we do Lord?
Carl: It doesn't matter. I'll eat them all. *-*
Feed the beast! Feed the beast! FEED THE BEAST!❞
The beast will make off with your sweets!
He'll come after them in the night!
We're not safe 'til his hunger is appeased!
I say we feed the beast!
YEAH!
We're not safe until he's full,
He'll come stalking us at night,
Come to eat our children 'cause of his monstrous appetite.
He'll wreck havoc on the world if we let him wander free!
So it's time to take some actions folks...
It's time to feed the beast!
There's variety, there's supply, Rina's made some delicious pie,
It's a nightmare, but this is no white lie.
Say a prayer, that he's there,
In a thicket in the woods,
Stuffing his face while in line.
It's the beast, he's got fangs, rather blunt ones,
Massive paws, killer maws for the feast.
Hear him roar, see him foam
but we're not going home
'Til he's full, good and full,
FEED THE BEAST!
Diedrich Fan: No, I wouldn't let you do this.
If you're not with us you're against us! Bring the rest of them!
Non-Carl Fans: Get your hands off us!
We can't have them running off to feed other NPCs!
NCF: Let us out!
We'll make sure this beast gets as fat as that Grunny! Who's with me?!
I AM!
I AM!
Grab your fork, bring your spork.
Feed your pastry to the scary face,
Stuffing his furry face without delay.
With variety and supply, Rina's creepy pie
Ain't something you see every day.
It's a beast as tall as a mountain,
We wouldn't rest 'til he's good and appeased.
Sally forth! Not a stroll!
Grab your spoon, grab your bowl!
Praise the Lord and here we go!
NCF1: We have to warn the other NPCs! What will we do?
NCF2: Now, now, we'll think of something.
We do like what we don't understand,
and really scares us,
And this monster is mysterious at least.
Bring your plates, bring your knives.
We'll save the world and our lives.
We'll feed the beast!
Carl Fan: I knew it! I knew it was foolish to get our hopes up.
CF2: Maybe it would have been better if we never feed him at all!
CF3: Could it be?
CF2: We're tied?
CF: Sacre Bleu! Followers!
CF3: Fangirls!
CF: And they've got pie!
CF3: Tell Carl! We've got to keep our spirits up and fight!
Take whatever booty grab you find, but remember the beast eats pie!
Hearts ablaze, Banners high
We go buying Rina's pie
Unafraid although the danger just increased
Booty grab, sing this song
Here we come, we're fifty strong
And fifty fangirls can't be wrong
Let's feed the Beast!
CF: Pardon me Carl...
Carl: Leave me be.
CF: But sir, the other NPCs are catching up!
Feed the beast! Feed the beast!
CF2: This isn't working.
CF3: We must do something!
CF2: Wait, I know! *promotes Carl*
Feed the beast! Feed the beast!
CF: What should we do Lord?
Carl: It doesn't matter. I'll eat them all. *-*
Feed the beast! Feed the beast! FEED THE BEAST!❞
I~LuFf~SpOrKs~aNd~cOoKiEs
(to the tune of power rangers)
he's got
antlers that can rip your heart right out
he's got
a hunger for your blood and your organs and your soul
no one can ever take him down
your death lies in his glowing eyee eyee eyee eyee eyee eeeeeeeeyes
go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death elk
you mighty bloodthirsty Carl death eeeeeeelk
He knows
the fate of the world is to die by his great wrath
He knows
you will taste delicious when he devours your soul
no one will ever take him down
your death lies in his glowing eyee eyee eyee eyee eyee eeeeeeeeyes
go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death elk
you mighty bloodthirsty Carl death eeeeeeelk
no one will ever take him down
your death lies in his glowing eyee eyee eyee eyee eyee eeeeeeeeyes
go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death elk
you mighty bloodthirsty Carl death eeeeeeelk
Go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death eeeeeelk
go go Carl death eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelk
he's got
antlers that can rip your heart right out
he's got
a hunger for your blood and your organs and your soul
no one can ever take him down
your death lies in his glowing eyee eyee eyee eyee eyee eeeeeeeeyes
go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death elk
you mighty bloodthirsty Carl death eeeeeeelk
He knows
the fate of the world is to die by his great wrath
He knows
you will taste delicious when he devours your soul
no one will ever take him down
your death lies in his glowing eyee eyee eyee eyee eyee eeeeeeeeyes
go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death elk
you mighty bloodthirsty Carl death eeeeeeelk
no one will ever take him down
your death lies in his glowing eyee eyee eyee eyee eyee eeeeeeeeyes
go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death elk
you mighty bloodthirsty Carl death eeeeeeelk
Go go Carl death elk
go go Carl death eeeeeelk
go go Carl death eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelk
